Happy New Year, Robots
I just want to cry
>tfw my ex is probably fucking some redditor right now
its been over a year lads, and i still think about her every day
Hey ya Robots. I figured I would start my 2016 in the most depressing place on the internet because if I start here, 2016 can literally only get better.
Dumping some normie shit.
With everything that I've had to deal with this year I couldn't be more glad to spend new years with my fellow robots <3 Love you guys
I love you too, anon
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So I have this protruding pubic bone which I am very self conscious about (much like pic related.) Thoughts?
>I'm still depressed for literally no reason
What are keeping you sane, /r9k/?
I've had a new revelation.
I don't enjoy anything I do anyways, so I might as well embrace the pain and submit myself to the torture of being productive and constantly improving myself.
I've been trying to deny myself all forms of pleasure and embrace depression while objectively improving my life for later. I hope it doesn't lead to masochism.
why am i so unlikable? just met a new group of cool dudes recently and it didn't even take them 2 months to completely hate me and hardly tolerate my presence
i do my best to impress everyone i swear, i'm so lonely
You probably have nothing to offer. Most people make friends because they have something to offer, wether it be laughs, a good time, attention, girls, drugs. The easiest thing to offer is good company, I gues you can't even do that Op.
wassup robots. im waiting for my cute 17 year old fuckbunny to finish showering. we have a hotel to ourselves for the whole day. what should I do to her?
alright boys, we have 7 minutes.
>tfw another year is about to happen
>tfw you can't give up now and wait in bed until old age to take you away
its ok anon, atleast we can shitpost until the end...
ITT: Best thing that happened to you this year
c'mon guys this year couldn't have been THAT bad, right?
Post pictures of weird cups you have
In fifteen minutes it will be midnight. My only resolution is to not come back to r9k.
It has been good here and it has been bad.
Thanks for the fun but this place just makes me feel worse. I don't want to become a normie but I I think I'll be less depressed if I don't spend hours lurking here.
My blog is over, thanks for the feels robots.
see you in a week
Honestly, I hope you manage to never come back, I barely have time to but this week I've been here daily and I've been having depressive toughts. Too bad I don't care about new year enough to make a resolution
>try to do something different for New Years
>3/4th into the 1.5L bottle by myself
>not feeling anything
Did I get memed? Usually I'm buzzed by my third beer but I feel completely sober right now
I just wanna smoke good weed, listen to kickass metal, and jack off
who here /inastore/
Im in safeway on one of the couches
there's no one
it looks like a scene of the walking dead
anyone else here not invited to any parties?
I had some m8s go to a pub. They invited me but I don't like crowds so I'm home. I thought I was gonna play games with one of my online friends but he had a party to go to as well. I'm alone tonight, drinking. The girl I like is also at a party and she texted me that she was drunk but it was alright cause her boyfriend was there so I don't have to worry. JUST
let not only 2015, but my life as well, be over
13 mins til midnight here in EST.
I got "invited" to one
>be at restaurant earlier for drinks to celebrate my cousin's and I's birthday that are within a few days of each other
>group of family members and parents friends there
>one of parents friends has a son who is my age
>son and I were good friends growing up but have drifted apart in the last few years
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Tell me something notable about 2015 for you robots. Can be good or bad, doesn't matter, just anything worth noting.
I visited this place less than I ever have since I found it. Not bullshitting either, I'm talking a handful of times all year. Wasn't a conscious decision, just kind of happened as my life went on.
Here I am again though, drinking and alone on New Year's eve...not necessarily depressed though. More like detached and amused at what my life has become, or rather what I've become because of what life has done to me, or what I've done with my life, or however you wanna look at it.
I guess that's something.
I guess nothing so definitive, lately I've been feeling very detached and uncertain, but not necessarily in a negative way though. Some of my philosophical blacks and whites have been graying. Life seems more abstract.