>get a warm feeling in the pit of my stomach when talking to a girl
Is this what love is? Can any robots help me? I've never felt this emotion before.
do i have a "virgin aura"? wud i be a good trap?
>wud i be a good trap?
you are such a fucking idiot
fuck your life up you dumb troglodyte
what would even compel you to ask this
you are slag
I honestly can't understand how you can remain a virgin past 25. Like nigga, is you for real? What's so scary about like...talking to people? Worst they gonna do is say no then you never fuck with them again.
i'm 5'6 should i try limb lengthening?
It seems like its pretty common for children to have their limbs lengthened with one leg is longer than the other so I dont see why people think its dangerous or expensive. I looked online and it seems pretty common to do also. Why arent more people doing this?
Idk much about it but I assume that they're different procedures. The ones to correct a single limb might not be as severe as height surgery. From what I've read o think they break both of your ducking legs (or maybe knees? Don't remember) before they can even extend your shit, then you're gonna be wheelchair bound for a couple months and you'll have fragile leg bones for the rest of your life. It's up to you if a little bit of height is worth it. If just wear lifts or something.
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I just want all the anons on this board to love each other but people keep posting shit just to piss people off and turn them against each other.
I came here because the world is so devoid of emotion, the normies are all so mean and they all just hate each other and dont show any feelings for each other.
We live in a world where that shit is weakness, where companionship is nonexistant, where relationships are just two people pretending not to care.
Then I come here and it's just the same shit but worse, I can't escape this shitty way of treating people.
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Somehow 4chan's negativity never really gets to me. Maybe it's just the general style of humor makes me instinctively interpret insults as jokes even if it might be meant to actually be insulting or it would piss me off in another context or in person.
I just try and avoid all the bait. Dont feed the trolls as they say desu.
Hows it going tonight anon?
I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lyin' awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
>you thought of the Presidents of the United States cover
>remember you're even older than that
Sum up your feelings about you current in one image.
I know about fourteen-thousand other robots feel this way.
I matched with a girl I fucked over a year ago and fell in love with her, it was my summer fling and things ended horribly, I may be addicted to sex but I still have feelings r9k
Go ahead and use my butt all you want anon, but you will never~ be able to fuck my pussy, it's not for you~
Go on, use my tight anus all you want~
>tfw you have a semi friend that's a normie
Anyone know this awkward feel
get the FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does /r9k/ SCUBA dive?
It's probably the comfiest recreational activity you can do outdoors.
Even if you don't dive, I would love to have a thread where we discuss diving.
No, even though your body loses heat much, much, much faster in water than on dry land, an average 3mm wetsuit will keep you dry and cosy in the water.
Even if water does get in your suit, which happens a bit, your body heat warms up so you get hot water sloshing around which is ultra C O M F Y.
Also since I dive, AMA.
Is Bane a robot?
>tfw fapping makes me feel more miserable than usual, to the point that the idea of fapping makes me sad even though my body is ready to go
what the fuck do I do now this is all I had.
Fapping has literally worsened my mental problems. Not only do I feel pathetic as hell for finding it impossible to stop, but I have legitimately destroyed my positive thoughts and replaced them with fapping addiction and sexual mental imagery and thoughts. I just want to know that I can get back to how I was.
just wait till you're in your 30s and 40s. the reason why it is suffering is because in your 20s males are suppose to be reproducing as much as possible, once your body's testosterone calms down you can just be sad and miserable and cry over how you can't get hard anymore.
How can I tell if I actually opened my third eye yet, or its just sinuses?
you'll know when you stop having a wrinkly forehead when you meme around
If you were given a sex robot maid with advanced AI, would you try and make her your girlfriend or would you just have sex with her?
Guess which one I lost my virginity to?
Normies post what you've slayed itt.
Actually. Far left. She looks like the kind who could probably have anyone she wants but had that one weird thing where she kinda felt like banging the OP of this thread after hearing he was a virgin.
Am I right? My dubs(?) allow me to know all
Is this the solution to our western feminized society?
Seems kinda rational to me... what do you guys think?
From a Darwinian standpoint, it's fucking retarded. Voluntarily dropping out of the gene pool only makes it easier for male feminists/men who are more easily controlled by women to pass on their genes and raise the next generation to be like them.
The idea that life doesn't have to mean marriage is a good one.
But MGTOW's presentation of that idea is kinda shitty. E.g. in your pic, there's no need to make any reference to a "real man" to communicate the idea.
Just had my 20th birthday alone, realised I'm a loser this year, I'm a virgin never been kissed, have crippling anxiety issues my parents are calling me I just laid in bed all day I don't know what to do now that I know there is no hope for me
>20 years old
You stupid fuck, you're just a year away from being a teenager.
Do you even understand how much time you have to get your shit together? You're barely a young adult. Being KHV isn't at all unusual for your age despite what /r9k/ says.
Wait until your late 20s/30s to panic.
How do I deal with these feelings? I want to go back to 2010-2013 so bad and it's eating up my life. It's all that I want in life, to go back to those years.
Nostalgia is killing me. How do I stop it?
Look up volunteer organizations in your area and put some hours into something bigger than you that you care about. The distraction caused by the novelty of the change would be good for you
I really like this advice. I think it's good. But it's really hard to follow.
I could do the volunteer thing and keep my aim on making my life better than it was back then.
Still there are some things that I'm always gonna really miss.
So I have do deliver a pitch for one of my college classes.
I have no friends to practice my speech and my family is at home and I'm here at college.
How do I practice
I post pathetic/vaguely suicidal stuff on Facebook in the middle of the night, in the hopes that it will make the girl who I used to talk to in highschool think I am going to kill myself and reach out to me.
How dumb am I?
just really pathetic. And the fact that you're doing that is an obvious cry for attention; i don't even think you try to hide it. People don't like that, no one's gonna reach out
Get off your phone and talk to your girlfriend dummy!
>Get off your phone and talk to your girlfriend dummy!
The only people who I contact on my phone are my mom, dad, and grandparents
The last time i received a text or some correspondence from someone not related to me was 4 years ago in high school
Why are liberals such cucks?
The main stream meteor brainwashes them into idolizing big black PEENUS.
Why are the authoritarians such boot lickers?
>realizing that you don't have social anxiety
>realizing that you struggle to carry conversations because you have so few life experiences that you have nothing to contribute to a conversation even though you want to and have no fear of doing so
Where were you when you realized that it wasn't mental or psychological illness holding you back but your own personal failings as a human being robots?
Age 14, when everyone in the class was asked "what is a hobby of yours?", and I had to lie and say programming.
On the bright side I became a better programmer than 99% of the people in my college class
conversation isn't just you saying shit that has happened. It's about saying SOMETHING. You can drift through conversation entirely on questions and commentary, you don't need to have any concrete story to tell.
If you have trouble, the problem isn't that you have nothing to say, it's that you are too stupid to think of something to say. Yes, normalfags who have plenty of stories about them getting drunk and banging this super hot chick have an easy time conversing with other dudebros, and they have crutches like "what do you do for a living/how's work/how's school/what do you study" for any situation, but if you're not a drooling retard, you can overcome this by directing the conversation to somewhere YOU are comfortable with.
Say something to make it all better.
Post your Age, Job title, and Salary. I'll start.
>-23 degrees C
Alberta? Same here if not.
>tfw you see -12 a couple days away on the forecast and look forward to it
Do women generally smile at you r9k? When was the last time one did? What usually happens when you talk to any girl, like when you're getting groceries etc?
>Brooding about no gf
>This girl scoots up behind you on her rascal and slaps your ass
What do you do?
Proceed to wrap her thigh fat around my dick and go where no man has ever gone before
>tfw too intelligent to want to live
>twf to intelgiert for spelign