MFW I'm posting a New Years status to normie book as I'm trying to not be a robot this year. Good bye fellow robots
Like, how the fuck do you even convince your family and friends to buy you Honey Nut Cheerios?
Every time I see them advertised on the television they look beyond delicious and I can't get the theme song out of my head!
Typically all that I'm given by family and friends is Raisin Bran or Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Clusters. I appreciate the gesture but I can't convince people to give me Honey Nut Cheerios as a gift.
How the fuck do you do it chads? Are they as good as advertised?
HNCs are fine. You'll get tired of them though. Eventually you're going to have to step your game up to Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Who fuck 2016 here?
Normie cuck faggots and their stupid fucking Fireworks.
It didn't even last for a full hour this year
Also tfw i still have videos of the 2006-2007 NYE from my old toaster phone saved heh
It's amazing how much shit can change within half a decade
Happy new year Robots
>tfw only 6 years left
I'm going crazy this NYE
How bout yo guys? Are to getting as wild as me?
happy new year, /britfeel/ edition
were you raised by your grandma, anon?
I fucking hate normies with their fireworks. Fuck off already.
Wow, it's another year closer to your death - why the celebration.
2 mins left.
FUCK 2016 FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016
Who here ready for the /yearofthepracticegirl/?
>toy emotionally with women beneath you on the social ladder
>thus derive forward momentum
Ready to bag a fatty, lads? The hour of glory is upon us.
>December 31 1999 was 15 years ago.
pic related a party hat from the Y2K
>tfw thread gets 10 replies
>Find a porn video with a cute girl
>Check out her other stuff
>Find video of her shoving butter up her ass and shitting it out
Yeh no thanks
that actually sounds like fun, shoving something that slimy up my butt. thanks op
HAHAHAHAHA great blog post my man! That's the kind of quality content 4chang users appreciate!
[ ]ceremonial blowjob for good post (come to my house later)
> The degenerate feel when you fap
>he doesn't wear a hat
don't you know a hat boosts your cool level by 10 points?
No, it makes you look like a truck driver or drug addict.
I would have said that a fedora is an acceptable hat, but it's been raped by the neckbeards, so it is no longer an acceptable form of headgear.
Luckily, I came out smart. Somehow. But my parents are quite stupid in general.
>Dad has had a cellphone for months and still doesn't know how to text
>Have to do LITERALLY EVERYTHING for him
>Tell my mom that smoking weed is less harmful than drinking (before you enrage your autism this isn't about weed/no weed it's her shitty argument against it)
>She tells me that if that was true then alcohol would be illegal and marijuana...
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