Hey /r9k/ what does it mean when an online guy used to message me a lot but now he has shit replies, fucks other girls, but still says he likes me? I can't get over him.
>pon pon pon
What should my last fap of 2015 be?
Vanilla or chocolate?
I would double dip personally ;)
So I'm at work now and they laid out all this snack food for New Years Eve and this fat lady has gone to the food at least 10 times to re-fill her plate. What the fuck? Does she want to be fat??
>b...b...but it's muh genetics! it's not muh fault, it's the patriarchy for defining me as unhealthy! I'll redefine healthy as obese with type 2 diabetes, knee pain, high LDL, etc!
>got my first match on Tinder
OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW
Anyone else have fucked up posture?
How do you deal with it?
>have forward head
>i look normal
>try to stand up straight, back of head touching wall while standing upgright
>i have no chin or jawline anymore
>im not fat
shit sucks. I got a small head. it should come forward more but it doesn't.
>failed nofap 2016
>Ill never have a sexually abusive controlling gf
>said gf will never be my domme
>tfw she won't walk into my room with a holy trainer in her hand, demanding that I take off my clothes and put it on
>tfw she'll never keep me locked up for an entire year, by telling me 'just a few weeks longer', every time I beg to be released
>I'll never completely become her slave and lose my masculinity completely...
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>there are literally millions of qts giving happy new year BJs right now
>Millions of girls are pooping RIGHT NOW before going out to celebrate the coming of the new year
>he posted it again
It's not funny or clever.
It's gross and annoying.
Enjoy being a cuck for the rest of your life.
So I'm at this normie party and crack their admin password. 16 decides.
What you guys up to?
Have you tried turning if off and back on again?
I had a dream about Layne Staley, /r9k/. Was he the ultimate robot...?
How do I become Poe Dameron?
>"Do you think Anon will show up? Oh I hope he does. Sorry, I'm not trying to be a downer I was just really hoping to be with him tonight. Why didn't I tell him how much I liked him when I had the chance!?"
>"Huh? Oh no, I don't want to kiss sorry I have a boyfriend. Sorry? His name's Anon, you don't know him. Yeah he's on his way here now. At least I hope he's on his way. I sure I'll see him before midnight."
Who /2015/ here
2016 fags need not apply
share songs you listen to when you're depressed and have nobody to talk to pls.
drinking myself into oblivion, happy new years faggots. you're alright
Hope things start looking up for you, OP.
Some of my most potent Feels music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgSeZpcMOBE
You and I are kin.
I've been listening to the entirety of 'Tea for the Tillerman' and 'Mona Bone Jakon' at 1:00 AM for the last three New Years.
I saw Cat at Massey Hall last year. Shit was cash.