Strolling on an autumn morning, a random thought popped into my head: grandchildren. Do you want those?
Nobody wants to be my friend, even though I try my best to be friendly with them.
Has anyone ever tried a prison pen pal thing?
They'd be friendly with me right?
>I try my best to be friendly with them.
You're not making them comfortable so you just seem generic and creepy and weird.
>They'd be friendly with me right?
Can i be friendly to you?
My mom left her panties in front of the shower and I jerked off in them and came. She's gonna be home in an hour and we don't have a washer or dryer. What do I do?
>get ready to fap
>sudden urge to shit
I can't be the only one?
>hold the poop log so it doesn't come out
>let it harden
>push it in until it hits your prostate
>cum without touching your penis
Sounds gross, but it's very effective.
every time i have a sexual encounter i regret it
why d o i keep putting myself in these situations
they touch me and then i play along
and then i go home and cry myself to sleep
i told him about this time i netflixed and chilled and he made me suck his dick twice
and he was like oh it won't be like that w me
so i went to his place for netflix and chill
and he rubbed his dick all over my vag and i didn't stop him
i just told him he couldn't go in
>he doesn't own a sissy white boi
What's your excuse?
Traps and femboys aren't attracted to black men.
>inb4 hurr yes they are look at this interracial porn video
Virtually none of them are (not saying there aren't valid reasons for that). I'm not Tyrone, and that's who the very small minority of traps that are open to black guys are into. They are basically women only it's more of a bestiality fetish sort of thing for them rather than purely being rebellious against daddy and being "multicultural".
What makes fall the worst season for depression? It snuck up on me again this year.
>ahhh SHIT! a sea urchin done stung muh willy whiteboi
>youz habsta suk duh venom outta it wif yo' mouf or else!!
Here's a better one to add. It's too big to attach
>avid white nationalist
>passionate about art
Is she our girl?
Bushwick, aka Chuck, four foot eight and straight don't give a fuck
I got the strength of six men
With the heart to run up on a muthafucka six ten
bumping for the senpai
>consoles for normalfags
If you play on this system you need to get off of this board immediately.
That's a last gen console. Here is the new dudebro console. If you own this you're a normie and need to leave.
Post your favorite album and others guess you MBTI type
Don't have a single favorite one album that always will be beautiful. Different occasions ask for different albums. I don't really have a strong preference.
Also, people who have any "one single thing" that is the best ever... is fucking weird and likely kinda stupid.
>tfw I've fucked so many sluts
>tfw they still can't fill the hole she left
Anyone have similar experiences?
No because I'm not a faggot normie.
>he thinks women fall in love
>he thinks women can be robot
>he thinks women are equal
If you believe even one of these things, your happiness is timed
You didn't even check em and yet you expect more
>tfw the little girl in my head is laughing again
Where were you when the egg cracked?
Why do people say "having a gf is overrated" or "it won't fix your problems"?
You wouldn't tell a homeless person "having shelter and warmth is overrated".
I've never had a girlfriend, I don't have any friends, and my family is dysfunctional and cold. Having one person who likes me would be dandy.
it really won't fix your problems though
if you hate yourself then your gf will also grow to resent you. you have to fix yourself before bringing other people in. you can't rely on someone else to fix you.
Reminder that women, while people, mold themselves after their SO.
This means they will grow to be a 'shut in' if you are one or lazy.
They will start to dislike you etc if you are self disapproving as well.
For the normies
>ITT: Things you wish you knew about sex before you done went and had it
I wish someone would have told me how much masturbating would fucking suck afterwards. Orgasms feel more like a sneeze now, but not even a good sneeze. Like the first sneeze in a sneezing fit but the rest of them never come.
I also wish that someone would of told me how useless porn would become, but maybe that's just me. Now I'm looking for porn vaguely based on my own experiences and it doesn't exist.
Your last day of freedom is passing by very quickly, wagecuck. It's almost over.
it's 11:13 and i have to be up at 6:00 tomorrow
i dont want to go to sleep because i dont want to have to wake up and go to work
fuck i wish i was a neet
>be aware of being self-aware
>be self-aware of being aware of being self-aware
>this endless loop goes into infinity
What a fucking curse. This shit has essentially crippled my brain. Anyone else deal with this?
How can you be sure that it loops forever? How do you know that you are, for example, self-aware that you are self-aware that you are self-aware that you are self-aware that you are self-aware that you are self-aware that you are self-aware?
Prove to me that you are, and then prove the same thing but with 1000's of additional self-aware's added in.
If I'm posting on 4chan, and you know that I'm posting on 4chan, and I know that you know, and you know that I know you know, it doesn't mean I know that you know that I know that you know.
>tfw you're a rainbow in the dark
>tfw qt girl likes me
>tfw she's a little bit taller than me
>hit the gym LIKE YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME
LIKE YOU FUCKIN KIKES BRAINWASHED ME TO DO IT BECAUSE THEY WILL HELP ME YOU FUCKIN LIARS
>some buffed manlet comes up to me laughing saying if im going to breath louder they kick me out
>the girls at the bar start to giggle
>run for 5min
>run back home with tears in the eyes
>moms asks me what went wrong
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October is the best month to be born in. Who /Octoberbirthday/ here?
>helping friend pay some bills since she's going through a rough patch
>this goes on for a long time
>decide enough is enough maybe three weeks ago
>cut her off
>she's a little stressed but understood the situation
>check up on her every week or so
>the roastie gets toasty and she tries to guilt trip me back onto...
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Who here is hopeless alcoholic?
>friends tell me to buy overwatch with them when it comes out
>wasn't that interested but I like playing games with people so I bought it
>played a lot together at first
>now my two friends play with each other but never invite me
>tfw always left out
Maybe it's cause you start threads with weeb shit you fucking loser.
Is my toe about to rot off?
It looks swolen
I can't go to the doctor because I'm too awkward
Looks like an ingrown toenail. Stop being insecure and go to the doctor. They need to cut that nail out before you get an infection.
It's a fast and painless procedure. They poke a needle in your toe to numb it beforehand, but that's the worst of it.