Who /ignoring all phone calls and texts from concerned parents and friends tonight/ here?
>parents already called and asked what my plans were tonight, lied to them
>said they would call at midnight to say happy new year but i will be ignoring that to pretend i'm busy
>my one friend will probably call, ignore
>lied to all coworkers about plans
>tfw they all probably know
Why do you need approval from the society?? Who gives a fuck man.. I am 26 still live at home never had a girl friend. My goal is to buy my own place and move out. YOu should be concentrating on that than worrying about what other things.. Yes I know it's hard because I use to and some times do but I snap out of it and keep thinking about positive things..
same here, activated airplane mode an hour ago. Told everyone that I'm at a party.
Had to dim the lights because my parents were going from one party to another and it's possible that they were walking by where I live.
Hope it was dark enough.
I even took my shoes inside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm sitting alone in front of a computer browsing a samoan rice cooking forum.
This is hell, welcome to 2016.
What a start to 2016. Wildest New Years party so far.
NYE edition !
Come here cutie, let me give you some of my happiness. <3
Why is Mario so pissed? Why is Sonic so smug?
>he says "me and ______"
Okay /b/ my girlfriend is obsessed with the song 'Jedi Rocks' from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, she won't stop singing it, what do I do?
I bet she didn't even know anything about Star Wars (besided "lol eww that stuff creeps like xD") until the new film came out. Now she's going back to episode 6 (she thinks they were released chronologically, and she also thinks that older movies are inherently worse than newer ones) to dig up information about the franchise so she can demonstrate what a "lol omg nerd gamer grl xDDD" she is.
She is, as with all things in her life outside of Starbucks, Apple, and Uggs, pretending to like Star Wars in order to ride a fad.
What it's like to experience takyon?
I'M IN YOUR AREA famalamadingdong
>she will never pin you down and force herself upon you
who /destinedforgreatness/ here
Maybe I'm delusional, but I feel that I am meant to do something extraordinary. I just see myself as too much for this planet, something out there is calling me but I don't know what.
>have the feeling I need to invent something before I die
>stop talking to friends because they dont understand what lifes about
>stop playing vidya, destroy gaming rig
>ive been alone for the past 2 years and havent made any progress in my life
>no friends and too socially fucked to get new ones
now that I think of it I probably underwent psychosis but Im kinda enjoying living in my self induced fantasy land
this is my thread
GET THE FUCK OUT
unless you want to discuss various forms of poop and pee
I'm going to die alone.
And I'm okay with that
BY NOW YOU SHOULDA SOMEHOW REALIZED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
Using a pic of post 1995 Liam instead of picking one from the golden years... actually being THIS retarded...
>take 20 mins to cum from fapping even with speed metal strokes and death grip
>gf gives me handjob
>consists of her lightly rubbing hand over the head and barely stroking the shaft
>cum in seconds
what the fuck is with girl hands being so soft
When did this become okay on this board? Why can't you fucking normies go to the millions of other places where people talk about this. This is the one place where people don't have sex.
ITT R9K coping mechanisms
>"Chad fucks more girls because he's extroverted and socialized more when he was young!"
No, Chad fucks more girls because of something called the halo effect, he's tall and attractive, making him seem cool no matter what he does.
What's the point of that useless mechanism in your dick that you use to move it up and down by itself