ITS A NEW YEAR
Be positive! You'll make this one a good one.
Never play the cripple. Look at what you can improve and get to it! Literally anyone can make it.
Post music that makes you feel good, friends.
What's it like to get a blowjob?
like someone putting your penis inside their mouth
I was feeling awful about loosing my only shut in friend to the outside world, being lonely on NY and disappointing my parents...
Then I fucked my fleshlight while listening to succubus audio about riding my cock until my mind went fuzzy and I blew a massive load.
Now I feel all better about everything, other than my sticky dick I'll wash off in the sink.
Why don't you get one, robots?
>tfw ass itched
>started to scratch
>felt good so continued scratching it
>decide to start rubbing my finger around my butthole
>felt even better
>decide to slide one finger into my asshole
>starting to get hot
>slide the index finger in
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I'm just imagining some ugly, hairy, disgusting, fat neckbeard shoving his stubby fingers into his asshole, getting shit all over the place. This is the best Christmas/New Years gift I could have asked for. Thank you.
>ugly virgins blaming good looking men such as myself that they can't get laid
newsflash, i'm a 10 and i can't get laid. pic related
maybe if you werent a raging fucking autist
>new year just started 15 minutes ago
>want to go to sleep but idiots are still throwing bomb and shit around
Completely hypothetical question:
>you're socially normal
>you get a gf
>half a year into the relationship you find out she did porn
Would would you do?
CAN I GET SENPAI SOME INSTANT RAMEN WO TABEMASHOU KA?
I've actually been to this maid cafe. Aminyan use to work thee before it closed.
>2006 was 10 years ago
>burn with an old friend from kindergarten
>Tells me he i have to come to a new years party that i thought i wasnt invited to
>Other friend tries to sabotage my invitation
Can i get a feels thread for being alone this NYE?
i'm not happy about it but still, why would this be any different from anything else in my life
hahahaha isnt being alone so fun guys
Found this saved on a laptop that I had found at Uni. Is this a pussy?
are you proud to be white?
>asians and niggers still being mad at our white brothers
If you are lonely and unsuccessful, just go to Ukraine, Russia or any part of Eastern Europe. The failure in this photo failed his university entrance exams and left China in shame, a virgin. He went to Ukraine, became a champion ping pong athlete at his school, met a model, started a business and now has a mansion and a cute baby.
There, Asian betas can become chads.
>Harem of girls
Not to mention, this guy was dirt broke until he met the girl.
can we just end the "women can be lonely" meme already?
Its on its way out senpai. The only people who still believe in it are the anime posters who confuse anime with real life. Just look, fembot feels has finally been banned, people are waking up.