Getting my Adderall script in a few days! This is the year I become a normie! This is the year I retake my life!
Just bought a sex toy. Used water as lube. Was a bit tight but okay.
If I were to use olive oil as lube , would that damage the product over time?
How do I die without becoming an hero? the only thing i can think of is getting a deadly disease. I just don't want to suicide because i have family and I wouldn't want them to think they failed or something. So the two obvious ones are cancer and AIDS. I'd have to have sex with someone to get AIDS so that's crossed out. I don't know how to get cancer and know that shit blows. Any advice. Also I know this sounds retarded.
NYE lair-dwellers edition
Who here /2016/??
Who here suffers from sexually charged nightmares?
I had a dream once that I was in some sort of rec center and there were three teens stripping naked and I got to go up to them and get naked as well, and I hugged one from behind and vividly felt my boner rubbing around her ass cheek.
Fucking awesome dream.
Will things ever get better /r9k/?
i habe de ebin version xD
but seriously, depends on you
>tfw i can hear my dad thrusting his rock-hard cock into my sister's tight little cunny in the next room
is 6.75 x 5.7inch a good size for a cock?
>thinking your cock is for other people to judge
You're cock is for you. It helps you aim your piss and allows you to feel pleasure. Stop thinking that a a magic inch more and the woman will be loyal. If she cheats, she was going to cheat on you whether your dick was huge or not. Stop worrying about your dick and just enjoy it.
If you whip your cock out and she laughs or scoffs or something then you need to get the fuck out of that relationship cause that bitch is just using you and doesnt actually respect you or care about you.
I was just trying to fap and then out of nowhere I feel really hot and lightheaded and my heart beat is going crazy, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God's punishment for fapping comes quick and unexpected. God punishes quick. Please get medical help if the issue is still around.
Would you date a qt formerly institutionalized and presently still mentally ill girl?
Women have always been the primary vicitims of male suicide
>only a few hours left of 2015
>you're on 4chan
Please tell me you're actually going to accomplish something this year.
>his favorite song is keasbey nights
>he claims to not be like other guys
>he is part of anonymous or something similar
>he browses 4chan or reddit
>he is fat
>he is too thin
>he cares too much about his hair
>he is submissive
>he has mommy issues
>he was physically abused by his father and thinks abuse is okay
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Biggest red flag in early dates or through dating profile contact is if a guy fails to establish reasonable sexual intent off the bat.
You get guys who are too direct about wanting a hook up, which is a turn off and then you get guys who pretend they don't care about you in a physical sense at all which leads to a confusing impression.
>tfw dad is raping my sister again in the room next to mine
>the walls are paper thin
>tfw I can hear the squishing and sloshing noises
what are they makin fucking slurpies in there?