who here /incompletedownstairs/?
share your pains, all are welcome
i have phantom pains from when i lost both testies to testicular torsion while on a 6 hour flight. drinking and pills do nothing to curb the pain, doctors just keep prescribing different pills, but nothing works. girls laugh when they get my pants off
>LOL what kind of man doesnt have any balls
>that's too weird for me, why didnt you tell me this you FREAK
I can get prosthetics, but I don't have the money, everything...
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> i lost both testies to testicular torsion while on a 6 hour flight.
I am teh Asian man
>tfw making mummy breakfast for her birthday and watching her eat it.
>tfw made cummies in her egg.
>tfw she knows but it's too late now, she already ate it.
>tfw she pretends nothing happened because she doesn't want daddy kick her good boy out on the street.
no way i did the same thing for mothers day
>tfw when sneaking into mummy's room in the night and grabbing her pussy.
>she has to stifle her own scream.
>don't wake daddy.
>"accidentally" walk in on mummy getting changed
Saw her bare bottom this time.
I JUS NEED SOME FUCKIN COCK IN MY BOIPUCCI LOL
Anybody else feel the same sometimes? I feel like that until i fap then i am straight again.
Recommend me some movies, tv shows, anime, cartoons etc. please.
>go to smaller chans
>pillage their images & posts
>abase them by reposting them on 4chan
It gives me a strange feeling not unlike picking the flowers off someone's grave.
I realized fascism is just another distraction from loving your fellow men. if we don't stick together no one will.
c'mon robots, it's time to come to the conclusion that we need to ditch racist thoughts. I did it and I feel a load off my mind. I am sorry for all the times I insulted and discriminated based on race and creed
just consider it
I'm still a misogynist though. fuck roasties
>There's a pIace off Ocean Avenue, where I used to sit and talk with you
Why aren't there any women who come out against women? You would think with billions of people a large % would be like we are evil. Something like that makes me think they are a hive mind.
Well, occasionally when I'm surrounded by only women I'll become convinced I'm a misogynist, but I quickly realize as soon as any men show up that I am in fact just misanthropic in general.
That said, fuck everyone, my fellow roasties included.
My normie roommate is having ag iant party in my living room and I can't sleep. They have a ton of alcohol.
Will I look cool if I pour myself a cup of the gin? It says london dry on the bottle.
I've only had like miller lite and occasional glasses of wine before (i've hated all of them)
>it's another "anon walks down the street and imagines he's a professional hit man going to his next destination to fill a contract" episode
Who else eats their own cum?
Pic kinda related
Does love exist r9k?
I'm a average if not above and still don't get any. Idk if it's because girls what me to ask them out or what. I usually hide my sadness of love because I've never felt it.
Life is unfair
think about your parents, think about just random ass people. Completely average people find love, dont worry.
For not asking out girls?
If this is would leads me to suicide then fuck.
It's not like I'm socially inept since I can actually hold a conversation and have friends but I rather live life than worry about girls.
>tfw finally got a ugly practice girlfriend
>going to dump her as soon as I become a master at sex and gain some confidence
>she thinks I actually love her
where are all the muscle girls that are into domming the shit out of mightaswellbeshotas
>Eat a ton of food
>Still don't gain weight
Planned a funeral in January, went to one today. What kind of funeral do you want?
>Natural burial in Joshua Tree (No embalming, no vault, just a fucking pine box)
>Women to wear their hair down,no pay tails, clips, or braids.
>Men should refrain from shaving or grooming of facial hair.
My therapist said I reminded her of Elliot from Mr Robot because I was antisocial, detached, disliked society and had an interest in IT.
I'm not joking.
What did she mean by this?'
Am I cool now?
Is my life a meme?
Robot """"culture"""" may become like what nerd culture has become. A bunch of real normies pretending to be robots, not the normies that come on this board, no the normies I'm talking about are the ones who only use Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, reddit, and instagram. The normies who think 4chan is in the """"dark web"""", those normies.
>You're going to rescue and take me out of my dangerous country and bring me to yours to marry you, right anon?
>being a woman is so hard in a male dominated world!
>females can basically just stream on twitch and get donations for being pretty despite being shit at a game
>some make far more than your average hardworking wagecuck male doing physically labor all day
I was fapping like a madman because I hadn't fapped in a week
When I came, the sperm hit,my eyes and now they hurt and are red. I also can't fully open them and the back of my throat tastes like cum.
Will I go blind ot something ?
Who do you guys watch when you're feeling lonely or depressed or just bad in general? I found this guy on youtube, i watched this video after feeling pretty horrible about myself today, and i am not ashamed to admit that i cried. I cried for the first time in a very long time, and it felt pretty fuckin good. No im not instantly cured, but i feel a little bit better about myself.
Max is a non-commital, self-satisfied asshole with nothing to say and no opinions of his own. Anything he has to say of substance is quickly brushed aside as soon as it is alluded to, lest he offend the precious feelings of his special-snowflake subscriber base (gotta make that revenue somehow).
Why not watch somebody of substance? Even the Amazing Atheist has more credibility and worth as a human being than this fucking ass-clown lol
There are a handful of youtube channels I check every now and again. Georgie, thecruiserman, alexandro, stefan. They are all in their mid to late 20s. All of them are in a downwards spiral of despair or are burnouts. I relate to them all. Doesn't seem to imply good things about my future.
>strange slight clenching feeling in left side chest and it gets worse when I lay down, happening all day and won't go away
>"no ur 2 minute heart test says ur fine"
>"it's just anxiety bro"
>"our family has no history of heart disease"
>"just take deep breaths"
is tonight the night?
That's heart burn bro
Yeah I know you think it's when your esophagus near your mouth burns but that's just you coughing up digestive enzymes from your throat not actual stomach acid which is burning the bottom of your esophagus
>Mummy and the invader are arguing again
>Mum: you're ignorant
>"Dad": fuck this ignorant dick
Do women have any actual interests?
Whenever I ask them why they studied Spanish ( for example ) I get replies like: "because Spanish/Latin guys are hot xD".
Or, why they travel: "because guys in [insert country] are hot xD".
This shit isn't fair
What's /r9k/'s stance on sweaty, smelly anime girl armpits?
>tfw you find out your favorite pornstar is a 4/10 without makeup
Are you telling me porn is doctored to make everything look as good as possible? Wow!
Next you'll tell me they use favorable angles and lightning and lenses and camera equipment to manipulate the way we perceive the images
Do you ever feel sad about the fact that you'll never visit (let alone live at) the places you see online and save pictures of?
I just want to see with my own eyes, but I lack the will to actually get up and drive
give me your worst you slugs
i don't do bad anymore, but certainly hate my past... way too curious of a kid
I like women. In this thread, we post our love for women.
Femanons, I love you all platonically!