>another New Year's Eve spent making awkward small talk with my mother as I take sips of the tiny amount of champagne she lets me drink and try not to think about the fact that I have no friends and am too mentally-ill to function in life and will probably kill myself soon
I am 20 years old. Kill me.
"have you even gotten laid since your last girlfriend anon?"
this cut deep
>gotten laid before
>Having sex outside of a relationship or conditions that seem like they might make a relationship arise
>tfw you're good looking
>tfw your dick is 4 in.
you ugly faggots have no right to talk
Alright spacebots lets hear it if you were to commit suicide how and where would you do it?
ITT: we remind ourselves of all the stupid shit women say and do.
>tfw I never try to get a gf
>tfw I hate all women because of it
who else /acne/ here?
>tfw tried sports, diet, 4 different soaps and cremes and nothing helped
>tfw doc wont give me iso
>tfw acne took my youth
>tfw even if I'd get a gf I couldnt fuck her since my back and chest is a red mess
accutane is literally a miracle drug
pic is only 3 months in
the only downside is that it makes your muscles hurt and makes you sleep deprived and want to kill yourself
I have terrible bacne and thought about Accutane, but don't want to lose my hair since it's already going away and I'm on Fin for it. I already think about killing myself everyday so that's nothing different.
BP works for most shit, but if you need something stronger just buy a tube of any Isotretinoin containing product. Shit will dry you out, but it actually works.
>little sister puts on the same perfume as my oneitis used years ago
>tfw your little sister starts stretching and writhing on the ground in front of you
>tfw your sister walks up to you in a bikini and asks if it's too small for her
>tfw she comes into your room and lays her head on your stomach
I know this wasn't your intention, OP, but this shit is out of control.
I know there's nothing behind it but it's fucking obnoxious and makes me scared that I'll say or do something reckless.
Minority men, why are you so obsessed with white women?
If you had the chance, would you pick a white woman for a relationship?
Alright you autistic, fat, fuckfails of human shit.
THis is my thread in ITT: we chill and have a good time.
As long as I have a drink (see photo, plus a bottle of gin and vermouth)
I'll answer and post shit here.
Bumping this shit with my dope ass martini glass
>at the local Asian market today buying my usual assortment
>Hi-Chew, instant coffee, cookies, crisps, and a candy bar or two
>All the ingredients of a healthy lifestyle
>bought the same thing for literally years
>making my way to the front ready to checkout
>walk past the stack of Korean magazines and pick up a copy of Sure
>done this literally once a month for the entire year
>today as I'm putting up my snacks and what not the cashier stops me
>it's a small family run place and i know her so not sure what's up
>"it's a new year, anon. 2016 you be healthy, strong,"
>tell her thanks and put another bag of crisps up
>"i no sell you these. go pick out some vegetable, no charge."
>no thanks, but i appreciate your generosity!
>"no, anon, i not sell you these items. you need to be healthy and strong in 2016. you getting job in korea? you need to look healthy. need to look nice for ladies! you not a kid anymore!"
>look at her with disgust
>she tries to smile at me
>fucking leave the rest of my shit on the counter and walk out of the store
i am so fucking tired of normies and their fucking "new year new me" load of crockshit. just fucking sell me my goddamn potato chips and take my money.
>literally butthurt someone actually gives a shit about you
If this isn't bait go fuck off to Reddit, you'd fit right in with the dumb sluts who get offended when people find them attractive.
Oh and good job fucking up a friendship you dumb twat.
>tfw met an internet friend off Steam IRL for the first time
>for new year's eve
"I like nerdy guys" means "I like Chad to be intelligent"
Anyone else here hate bacon? I seriously hate how normies always talk about how bacon is the greatest gift on god's green earth when bacon tastes mediocre at best.
>mfw Today's the acid attack
Say goodbye to your pretty face, Stacey.
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I thought that was brienne of tarth