Why don't you ever, ever, EVER have a girlfriend?
l mean, you like girls... don't you?!?
I just finshed the first season of "Stranger Things"
Was anyone else appalled by the ending, and how it turns out that Steven was a Chad all along, and Nancy was a typical fucking Stacy?
Why were you surprised? It's modern North American television.
Everyone gets a story book ending and the """""robot""""" gets the girl.
The devil pops up out of hell and makes you an offer: You get the perfect relationship with your ideal waifu, on only one little condition: You must eat 1 pound of her poop every week. What do?
divide the pound of shit by 21 meals per week which is 18.14 grams of shit per meal, excluding snacks. not that bad as long as you don't get sick.
just make strong tasting dishes with mustards and curries and you wouldn't even taste it.
hows your Saturday night going ? I have a girl in my car and I'm about to eat ass, hbu?
How do you summon the inner strength and willpower to stop browsing for porn every single day during every time you are bored or have free time?
16.10.16, motherfuckers. Prepare yourselves.
is his name even fuckin real
>tfw on my 5th bowl of cereal of the evening
Fucking fat gene
>self control meme
shut the fuck up
I know that feeling, I just ate 10 garlic knots from Pizza Hut, and I was still hungry so I went and got myself a big bag of Queso flavored Ruffles. I was going to dip them in ranch, but I felt a little guilty, so I'm putting that off for now.
>Tfw fell for the fucking STEM meme
I fell for the STEM meme too. I'm in my last year of my degree and the stress of school combined with intense loneliness has done permanent damage to my mental health. Even if I make it to graduation I won't be able to hold down a steady job.
full course load with molecular, orgo , anatomy as well as a fucking awful part time job in a kitchen. I am having a complete mental crisis now as i don't know what the fuck i'm doing and n post grad is going to be brutal because my GPA is weak as fuck. I don't feel like ive actually gotten stronger from this work. I feel mentally fucked up and my social life is at a complety different uni.
>tfw didn't fall for the STEM meme
>tfw making $60k/year doing website design from my home and basically being a NEET
never went to college for anything, you got conned by the Jew
Pick 3 boards and smack them together to form your perfect ideal gf.
>tfw no qt /c/+/cgl/+/lit/ gf
>/fit/ tells me it's because I'm skinny
>/fa/ tells me it's because I don't have style
>/r9k/ tells me it's because I'm genetically inferior
So what's the fucking point?
The real answer is that you don't put enough effort into not being ugly.
Do you brush and floss daily?
Do you have a skincare routine?
Do you track and log everything you eat?
You can learn style and buy clothes. You can eat properly and work out and get in better shape. You can even save up and get surgery to fix your face if that's an issue.
Even if you have a deformity, there's still hope if you learn be sociable.
If things aren't to your liking, not doing anything won't make it better.
How do I make bank as a history major?
Who is the best GMM girl and why is it Lizzie by a mile?
Why is she so unconventionally adorable?
I'd watch a show about only her to be quite honest with you, family
Admit it, you want to
hugher so tightly and lovingly thatshe can't help but feel safe and secure
For me, it's Daffy Duck- intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
how does a 5/10 5'7" manlet get women?
What type of girls is /r9k/ attracted to
How can one movie be packed with so many feels?
I'm 5'6. I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
someone please give me hope that I will be able to get laid at some point
Share stories of trying to achieve a bigger dick. Also, post images of big white cocks for inspiration.
What is better a 7"x6" or a dick like the one in the OP's pic?
The closest you can get to growing your dick is testosterone therapy which could add a couple centimeters at most and not grow more of the actual tissue. The change wouldn't be noticeable.
It's impossible man. don't depress yourself.
>A nuke is hitting 4 miles away from your house in 2 minutes
what do you do in this situation? dig a hole?
But not too close. Sometimes being directly under the point of the airburst is apparently better than being a small distance away horizontally, eye of the storm style.
>4 miles in 2 minutes
goodluck running faster than the speed of light
What's the lowest low you guys have hit
Yesterday I got one of my mum's pairs of yoga pants, stuffed the leggings with pillows, put it in front of the electric heater for a while and sprayed perfume on it then dry humped it for half an hour
A Discourse on the Modern, Western, Man.
It is no secret that birth rates are falling. Japan is beginning to reach near existential crisis level birthrates, and the majority of western countries, I.E. Western Europe and North America have seen their lowest birth rates in decades.
There is no exact answer as to why this is happening, however a number of factors are plain to see. In Japanese culture, men are simply dropping out of society. They are refusing to date, marry, some even refusing to work or study (a phenomenon known as Hikikomori)....
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Now Japan and America are two very different situations, but that isn't to say that there isn't a similar system in America that serves to browbeat men into submission. The sexual dichotomy of birth in humans has affected our behavior since before the dawn of man: the notion that men are expendable and women must be protected. Statistically, we can see this in employment, across the globe, men outwork women almost 2-fold (34% to 18% according to Gallup). In the majority of western countries with a selective...
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Now these are all statistics, and truthfully, statistics don't mean a lot to the individual, but the fact of the matter is that because humans are sexual dichotomic in society, one gender will inherently be more powerful than the other. I'm not implying that men are being oppressed by women, but rather, the inherent systems in the western world are pushing men to oppress themselves, and the average women is not speaking up and saying "Enough is enough", but rather they continue to suckle the teat of chivalry and bask in the sunny glow of generosity and enjoy the benefits of the system. It's not the illogical thing to do, who wouldn't sit back while 50% of the world's population is courting, giving to, willing to die for, you. It is however, the immoral thing to do, and because of this situation young men (15-30), especially those who frequent the internet, are simply dropping out of their societal roles.
2. Sex and Virginity
There are a number of communities built around specifically people who are unable to have sexual or romantic relationships at an acceptable level. Let's list a few big reddit communities and spot the differences by their own descriptions.
tonight is the night i rest from this rotten world...
Excuse me good sir but suicide is never the answer, waiting on the other side could suck worst than it does now and you cant change what happens then. In this world however, you can change and get better
How can you do this? No idea because I don't know you or your current condition but if you would like to explain I could be of some assistance.
> tfw 10/10 cutie is asking "will you marry me"?
> "of course"
> share a deep, affectionate kiss
> wake up and realize it was a dream, but felt so good and real
> mood ruined for the whole day
How do you get past nihilism without religion?
>Hey anon-kun! Come have a threesome with us! It's ok, we're sisters, we share everything!
Who here fell for the PUA meme?
What happened to /britfeel/? Is this the end?
Mosley at the window edition
it should be against the law to fool people like this
Fembots, tell me again why you aren't lactating yet? Like literally what excuse do you have for not partaking in one of the most pleasurable, health promoting and sensual activities which the female body is capable of?
You don't even need a partner. Buy a pump. Wear it while you browse the internet or watch TV. Over time your breasts will begin to fill with delicious, healthy and probiotic rich milk.
You can't hide from it forever fembots, this is your destiny.