>these are the squares Elliot hanged out with
tell me again he's a "failed normie" and not Elahiyut Rajah Shahid alayhi al-salam
Reminder that the average woman would attempt to defend this statement
Don't party too hard this weekend, wageslaves
Boss man needs you front and center, ready to work for the New Year
What did Schoppy mean by this?
>2015 is over and I still don't have a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Fucking kill me. Is 2016 gonna be just as bad?
>tfw my New Years resolution is completely out of my control
>I'll never be able to fuck a qt solely because my beard is Jake Gyllenhaal tier
any robots in the military ? for those of you who have already served, did you go to school ? what do you do when you get out as far as work goes ?
how do i get rid of this?
so, what's her name, /r9k/?
>tfw ex gf blocks you on Instagram
Wh-why? I though it was a friendly breakup... I never even got on her account
Grills are crazy
Maybe it's just the emotional burden of wanting you back? Maybe she doesn't want you to see the pics she posts with Chad? Maybe she feels you're sitting there, silently judging her, every time she wants to post something.
Let's be friends is best may may xD.
>2006 will be 10 years ago tomorrow
It was a fun year mocking you, you pathetic children.
While I fucked 10 different girls this year, I saw the eternal "tfw no gf" and other insecurities threads rise like my dick in their mouth. But the thing is, you almost had me.
Here's my Chad advice :this place breeds negativity like there is no tomorrow; the more you stay in this swamp, the more you desocialize yourself and you doom any chance to change that shitty destiny.
Leave r9k, leave 4chan, start doing anything else than shitposting. Live your god damn fucking life instead of staying...
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You want to make one good resolution ?
Leave this place. It's the best you can do right now.
Leave it before you kill yourself from the negativity.
Knip mij er maar af hoor.
>tfw jelly of Asians being more feminine than other races
I wish I could be a qt trap, but white race are too masculine
>white race are too masculine
Who else is getting forced to socialize tonight?
> Sister wants to take me with her to her friends
> Fathers says I have to go, make some friends
> They are all female
> Will make fun of me
> "Make" my hair
> get my phone and send fake messages to the few girls I know
I will have even less interest in socializing after that
666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016
is this the year where all the normies and jews get killed by a plague?