>being so genetically inferior you have to inject Test and HGH to compensate
Actually, this is a very common misconception. Steroids won't make you taller or give you a strong jawline. They are only good for attaining a stronger, leaner body. Whatever your genetic limit is, the roids will allow you to reach it more quickly. Your genetics are set in stone. You can't surpass them. That's why the idea of steroids as "cheating" is stupid.
I know this is bait. I only answered for the sake of any gym neophytes who may be browsing.
>tfw fucked up facial features/genetics and no amount of testosterone will save you
I did it /r9k/
I finally lost my virginity last night and actually managed to accomplish one of the many resolutions I had for 2015.
What about your resolutions? Got a few of them done?
What was your situation one year ago? How old?
My resolution was to get a gf which I briefly accomplished before she broke up with me. It was nice while it lasted... This year I'm hoping to kiss a girl and maybe sex.
>Stop drinking (was pretty hardcore alcoholic)
>Get a decent full time job
>Get qt. virgin gf, take her virginity
>Move somewhere nicer
We making it work senpai.
There are no breaks on this train- 2016 here we come
>get some valium from the doctor
>use it sometimes (10 - 20mg to relax and listen to a podcast or something) but never really got a feel for its effects in other situations
is it true that valium pretty much cures social anxiety and will turn me into a normie for a few hours if i leave the house and take it?
I've heard that chemical dependence is really bad for social anxiety. Meaning, you get to where you believe you can't function without it, and use it as your entire coping mechanism instead of addressing the underlying thought patterns that are causing the anxiety in the first place.
Depression is partially biochemistry, so meds work well there. Social anxiety is almost entirely cognitive, and needs cognitive strategies to correct it.
How do I make a real friend?
>ex gf is probably out getting plowed and fucked tonight
>i'll be playing battlefront and finishing what little whiskey I have left
she's in Australia and I'm in Italy
I can't physically stop the eventual intercontinental cuckening
Separated from wife a year ago. Still have nightmares where she's getting fucked and I'm trying to stop her. Can't stand the idea of dating because I see her negative traits in all women now.
Cheaters get just what they want while those who were loyal are punished for fidelity.
how does this make you feel, fellow NEETs?
So I mooved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
tfw no pure kind hearted gf
Get drunk, get on Facebook.
The one who won't reject you completely is one who cares about you.
They can be kind-hearted.
I don't know what your definition of pure is.
Who /constantly hating/ here?
>go into a random thread
>be hostile for no reason
>call everyone a normie
>I'm a beast I'm a beast I'm a meme
>wanted to go to the local cinema to watch SW TFA
>the cinema started a no singel policy
i thought this IS A FUCKIN MEME
>no single policy
what the fuck is this, apparently they dont want customers
>mfw new year's eve
>this is my actual face when NYE because I'm actually crippled
Nope, but I have cerebral palsy. Luckily only my legs are fucked up pretty much. Just like Dan.
>for a moment my soul lights up with the phone
>another new years eve alone
>for a moment my soul lights up with the phone
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>another new years eve alone just like every new years eve before
>>another new years eve alone
How can you not care about friendships, robots?
It seems like a lot of anons that post on here don't care about being lonely or anything like that.
It's difficult trying not to give a shit about being lonely, especially when you work a job where there's always people being social and having fun together.
I want friends but at the same time I don't. I feel extremely uncomfortable anytime I am forced around family I've known for years let a lone strangers. Fight/Flight hits me and need to escape. When I finally make it alone I feel the pressure drop off away from me and I feel temporarily better, but eventually I start feeling alone again. This is a vicious cycle that I've been stuck in my entire life. It is truly suffering. I can't remember a time in my life where I wasn't like this, it's just what I've been like my entire life.
I feel like I should probably be on some type of meds. But I haven't been to the doctor in over a decade so that probably wont happen.
im hung over and have no pot to smoke hold me r9k
Drink water, eat greasy food and pop an aspirin or two and you should be okay.
>Not wanting a white gf