So when I was 17 or so I watched black lagoon, and it was the coolest fucking shit ever. I read the manga and it was so fucking badass. Fast forward to 26 and I'm rewatching it with my gf who's 20 and I have a feeling that she thinks it's cheesy as fuck. I'm cringing for her. It's so fucking cheesy. I haven't watched anime with her before aside from pokemon and I'm just dying inside from cringe. Is all anime like this when seen through the eyes of normies? Or does she just not appreciate it's nuance and violence enough? We're on the 5th episode.
>watching anime with gf
that is pretty cringey lmao
just watch jojo bitches love jojo
I need to find a distraction.
Post interesting Youtube channels.
There's a fat girl about an hour from me who wants to fuck. She's sent me a lot of nudes and stuff and even wrote my name on her tits. She's not very pretty. She's a 2/10, but she does have nice tits.
I'm a 27-year-old KHV.
Should I do it?
Why are you at home on a saturday? When everyone else is having fun?
Don't you feel pathetic?
How would you convince a Japanese princess to marry a filthy gaijin like you?
When I'm walking around the city, I play my "walking music" in my head and pretend I'm Larry David
I sometimes sit back and fantasize about being back in high-school and running the place as if I'm a dictator. I used to do this back when I was actually in High school, but 2 years later, I still do it on occasion. Something about oppressing all the Chads & Staceys and forcing them to comply with Draconian laws and red-tape Bureaucracy fills me with autistic joy.
I just want her to be my girlfriend...
I'm so lonely...
I don't care that Goldie has some masculine features.
I think they make her look beautiful and strong.
Leave now, Pipi. You've been impersonating me far too long.
What's with this clown sighting meme recently in the news and shit
Do you often pretend that the girls you masturbate to are your girlfriends?
>don't know who your dad is
you already lost
Half German half Scottish
>tfw 6'3", can grow a beard, and hangovers don't exist in my blood
>6'3 ultra chad born in georgia to two white parents
>star football player in high school
>enlisted in army, joined special forces and made it to Delta Force before becoming an officer
>killed a bunch of people and probably cheated on my mom a ton of times in various countries around the globe
I wish I was joking. The bar isn't set high, it's in fucking space.
>look in mirror
>acne looks like it's healing up well
>feel good, go to my car
>look at myself in the rear view mirror
>all these acne marks on my face
WHY CANT I JUST HAVE ONE DAY IN MY LIFE HAPPY
better than abscesses. working through one of those fuckers now
I'm starting a Computer Science degree right now. Second year. Started learning C++.
I know some of you have the answers I seek.
>How much does it matter if I have a Bachelors of Arts vs Bachelors of Science?
>Would switching into a BA limit or hurt my job prospects?
>Will employers ask what specific Bachelors degree I have?
I like my coding classes and am serious about learning it and making a career, but I'm having trouble in my math classes. I feel like...
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This. I'm working in immigration law processing H-1B visas. There is literally no point in being a western citizen and going into accountancy or IT. You are completely fucked. You WILL be outsourced, and I will help them to come into the U.S and take your job. The labor certification process is a joke and easily gamed by employers who want to fork out $4000 less a year to Sanjeb.
If youre having that much trouble with math you probably wont be doing any programming that would care about ba vs bs.
Also, learn something else like java or csharp cause no one is gonna want to hire you for c++ shit when you cant into maths.
Sauce: my ass, but it probably accurate.
>ITT: Ask someone who just spent three and a half months in a psychiatric hospital anything.
I was literally just discharged yesterday.
how does it feel to cum inside a juicy tight pussy and anal
I guess the best way I can describe it...
Imagine you REALLY have to take a piss and you've been holding it for hours. No imagine pissing inside of a small bottle (Some urine splashes back onto your dick) with someone who wouldn't approve in the seat next to you in the car. Then the head of your dick is VERY sore and sensitive.
Me talking to a girl today:
>nice to meet you. what's your name?
>oh, nice. like a typical English rose name
>it's an Irish name
>end me, family
>"Look Anon. Gosh it's raining so hard now, this storm came out of nowhere. Hey, since it looks like this is in for the night, do you want to drag the duvet in here and cuddle up on the couch or something? The view from the living room is so much better, maybe there's even be lightning! We could watch a movie if you like, or you could play more of your music like the other night, or we could just talk for a while?"
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ITT: post your cringe or edgelord throwaway poetry or writings
Things you basically give anon permission to use freely. Doesn't matter if it is good or not, mine never are. Wrote one last night that kind of just fell out of me as if the old me were trying to claw to the surface.
Will post after typing.
Filled with fears
Out of tears
Rubbing bloodshot eyes
He cannot bury
No matter how he tries
Too tired to care
So sick of living lies
Can't move on
Hopes are gone
He severs all his ties
Joy is drained
Naught left but pain
this should be no surprise
A darkened room
A modern tomb
This is the day he dies
A sharpened knife
To take his life
He meets with his demise
>ITT: I provide sound advice to robots
My specialties include:
>relationshit, familial and emotional problems
>education, employment, business, law
>many other things
Bear in mind that some people are dealt a shit hand in life, but if you're alive, you can always improve your situation.
If I'm trans (closeted) and told someone i was gay (i do love the d though) how do i go about approaching them without seeming like a lieing dick?
Your animu pic leads me to believe you're being sincere and not a troll and I'll respond accordingly.
Approaching them in what sense? You already told them you were gay. I also need some pronouns/biological identifiers (preferably not xe xem xer).
Dump your Qt folder
Probably the prettiest woman I've seen on the internet
Who else /ESL/ here?
How goes your progress and how fluent are you?
Me try very hard
i before e is a meme i say
perhaps i should just stick to my threads on /int/? Maybe stay on the kraut?
What say you? Nation?
they all look very skinny
will i be considered gross or what? i want to dress up as superheroines mostly so yeah
im shaped like her but a lil more muscular
Whenever someone is feeling extremely anxious, others will often say "just breathe". But whenever I try to do this, it just makes me MORE anxious. Can anyone else relate? Deep breathing does not calm me down at all. It just makes me more aware of my heart rate.
Shallow breaths or deep breaths?
Work on visualization, it can be a really powerful thing. If I feel anxious I imagine it as being this toxic green cloud inside of me. I then imagine it leaving my body through my nose as I exhale. I do that a few times in a row until the green cloud is gone in my mind.
I dunno, works for me, try giving it a shot sometimes.
Tfw being a virgin past 20 is a white thing
Tfw black men have Harams of white women aged 18-30
Tfw atleast every white woman has atleast tried a black man once
Tfw Blacks are getting laid every weekend
I literally fantasize about cutting off black cocks with sheep shears.
I just can't fucking stand how blacks get all the high quality women while white women abandon us.
life is such a transient thing that fucking or not fucking barely matters
i'm just gonna find the balance of doing what feels good along with not doing what doesn't make me feel good and ride that wave of content to my grave
How fucked would you be if someone uncovered all of your 4chan posts?
Hello uncle ruckus.
>want to travel the world
>look up travel videos on Youtube
>it's always some good looking Chad having the time of his life
>never see ugly or fat robots doing a trip around world
>tfw Chad even ruined my dream of traveling
How's tinder working for you guys? Who /notugly/ here?
I think that I am average.. but being 5/10 is exactly teh same as being 1/10 on Tinder. You're an invisible creep for women.
I do attract tho reallly fat planets, but unfortunately I have a phobia against fat people.
Gone on a few dates, never asked for a number. Fuck this shit. What am I even supposed to do with the number if I can't even remember her name after the "date"? Girls on Tinder are THIRSTY. And not even for Chad dick, they so desperate they willing to fuck anybody who opens with anything else other than "hey" "hey, whats up"
Do racist people, who don't have total complexes over the other race (blaming them for everything etc) even exist?
Examples: Black Lives Matter, the majority of this board
I think the Chinese are fucking disgusting but don't really stop and consider it unless I see a gross old chinese woman spitting all over the place.
Curiously enough, I'm willing to eat Chinese food even though they're public defecators, can't stop spiiting and dripping, have no sense whatsoever for manners.
I guess I just pray the deep fat fryers will burn the filth away from my sesame chicken.
Yes. I think the white race its greater than any other and that all races should keep to themselves in their own nation states. I don't blame other races for social problems, I blame multiculturalism.
This is why we hate Reddit, newfags.
Not exactly asking for pics of your fetish, just wondering how deep the fetish hole goes on here.
So, any confessions?
Dirty Fucking Furfag
>Inf4 "Yiff in hell/Kill yourself"
hardcore mom-son femdom. the ultimate fetish, but with little content.