>i don't like generic girls
"Bitch resting face" is the best phrase I've learned in a while desu.
every month I do the ritual
>First make sure no one is home
>I then proceed to get a big ass pot
>Fill it with enough water to cook 10 packets of ramen noodles
>I then get 10 packets of Oriental Flavored maruchan ramen and cook it
>I drain most of the water out of the pot
>I then get all 10 flavoring packets and mix it with the ramen and some of the remaining water
>I make myself some chocolate milk and set it aside at the table
>I pour the contents of the pot onto this big ass plate I bought that can hold all the noodles and the water
>I then proceed to drink all of the soup water off the plate
>I then proceed to pour about 2 tbsp of old soy sauce onto the ramen
>I then proceed to grab the ramen and shove it into my mouth eating it as fast as I can
>Literally handfuls of ramen going into my mouth
>Every once and awhile I take a sip of chocolate milk to help it go down
>Once I eat all the ramen I lick the plate clean
>Once I am done I Proceed to sit on the couch for the next 10 minutes licking my fingers of all of the ramen juice soiled into my skin
>Occasionally finding small pieces of noodle and eating it
>I then throw away the packets for the ramen so no one knows I did this
Anyone else /doweirdshitsometimesmaybenotthatoften/
>be me, your average 20 years old ugly kissless virgin loser
>used to be a NEET
>got a job in an office, but they tell me that 10 girls basically work there and i'll be the only male
>scared as fuck but i accept it because i trusted the "get out of your comfort zone" normie bullshit
>started 4 days ago, girls are nice but i'm a total sperglorg so they talk while i just listen
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Dude, chill, she probably don't even remember too, and if she does, chad is more important for her than the nerdy ugly guy from her job
If you care that much, try saying hi after a few days, but don't be a sperglord this time, she is just a whore with a stinky pussy
At least you have a job too, wagecucking has it's good sides
>maria, a creep think you like him, you should avoid him
>"yes anon, maria will love you :DD"
>I discovered my father is seeing a woman
>3 years after my mother died
>he forgets 25 years of marriage and goes all out latin lover
Honestly familia I'm beginning to crumble. I wish I could move but I have no money. Better yet, I wish he was gone. No respect for the dead.
A friend of mine's dad married another woman within 3 months of his mom dying of cancer. He disowned him after that and rightfully so
If a woman did this to a man /r9k/ would be apoplectic with rage
>hear fireworks 30 mins ago
>tfw it can only mean one thing
>what are your hobbies/interests?
Alright normies what do we put here that doesn't immediately destroy our chances at getting the job? (i.e. no Computer, no Vidya Gaemz, no Anime)
Being a cuck.
Should get you in the door.
If they ask, say you enjoy being a wagecuck as well as a regular cuck.
after pic related's success, another uggo became a qtp2t azn gf
I felt sorry for that one rich Asian guy that had 3...unusual-looking children with a woman that hid the fact that she had plastic surgery.
Not gonna lie though, this makes me want to go to Korea and get surgery.
I'm living at home because I'm only 18, and my mom is making me go to one of her friends New Year's Eve parties tonight. Every time I go it's awkward as hell, they are all laughing and loud and I just sit there not knowing what to do. Idk why she is forcing me to do this every year. Nothing will change. I'd rather stay home and play vidya than go out and be around obnoxious drunk 40 year olds who talk about crossfit and Zumba all the fucking time.
It's not about you. It's about her. You're a toll of hers that she uses to make herself either look better or less bad. She can bring her son with her to show off to her friends OR to preemptively disarm them from asking why she left you home alone on a "special" day, which would make her look like a bad mother. Women are all about outward chicanery.
>tfw you have to go downstairs for new year's eve
she's going to divorce me. wtf do I do? I have nowhere to live.
Find some family members you can live with for a while to get back on your feet, after you amassed some money buy your own place stay out of the dating scene for a while just until you're ready to start again, all I can really say OP
What type of porn do fembots masturbate to?
Would you say that the female's choice page on xhamster is an accurate depiction?
fembots are asexual
everybody knows that.
prove me wrong
It was on the ''Best of Tumblr'' page
The ride never ends, does it?
Happy New Year Lonely Ausfags.
What did you do?
I spent the day drinking beers in my sun-chair, came inside around 7:30pm watched an episode of the Big Bang Theory and next thing that happened was I woke up at 10:40pm with beer all over my couch. Drunk drove down to McDonald's and now with 30 minutes until New Year's I'm enjoying some Rum and Coke.
I wish I had friends.
What do you hope improves in your life in 2016?
Do you have a plan?
What exactly are the powers of a wizard?
> still no asian qt3.14
why even live /r9k/?
Uh no? Still 13 more hours to go until 2016.