>drink because I feel bad
>feel bad because I drink
who /alcohol/ here?
so trapped by alcohol
everything sucks sober, shitposting sucks, vidya sucks, movies suck, my friends are shit, work is boring, music is lame
add some booze, even just a bit, and everything is good again.
>mfw ive started to down my sleeping medication with spiced rum
What could possibly go wrong?
ROAMING ROUND YOUR HOUSE
WASTlNG YOUR TIME
Any ausbots around tonight? What are you doing for new years?
Will probably be drinking at a mates place. I feel bad because some of my mates don't get along and I'm going to have to lie to one of my other friends about where I am. Feels like I'm betraying him desu
trying to organize last minute things with people.
everyone's got something and have invited everyone but me. it hurts trying to ask people if i can join in when you weren't invited in the first place.
the new year is going to hurt.
/r9k/ help I'm torn between the two extremes of /r9k/ and tumblr I simultaneously like and hate both places what do I do
>history project due on monday
>haven't done any of it
>wanted to start today
>ended up falling asleep in my chair I was so tired
>more homework beyond that
>mfw Chad parties all the time yet has it done
You still have time botfriend! Not a lot of time, but just enough. Divide the word count evenly between the next few days and get on that shit so you don't end up crying on Sunday night. You can have a sick ass party by yourself after you submit that motherfucker.
> be me, 23
> be 7.30pm on NYE
> have no friends to go out with
> watching mythbusters on netflix when I get the urge to tug
> watch trap porn with bruna butterfly getting sucked off cuz normal porn is boring
> cum quick cuz it's hot
> cum lands in my mouth
What happened to me! I used to be popular,...
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Yeah. If you want to. Disregard the bitter virgins who want this to be the virgin board. I'm a virgin, but it's my fault and nobody else's. I think anyone could be a robot sometimes, sometimes you just feel real low and you can't communicate with anyone.
who else /doingnothing/ for new years?
>tfw you assign a unique voice to every poster.
Anyone else do this or am I crazy?
>there exists some combination of actions and words you could do/say that would get your oneitis/celebrity crush/whatever to be your gf
>you will never find it
I came closer than I've ever been to the idea of killing myself tonight. It was a really weird feeling having my grandpa's gun in the same room with me and knowing if I wanted to I could just walk over and load it up and do it. I don't want to make a mess for anyone to clean up though.
Hey, Robots. Just got a new laptop and need new pics. Share cute anime shit, preferably couples. Yuri, yaoi, or straight. Don't judge me, I'm a sad, lonely man.
What are signs a grill likes you? What if they try to bite your fingers? I'm not even really flirting, just acting aloofly disinterested I actually tend to make fun of her quite a bit
>she texts first and texts back relatively quickly with thought out responses
>when in a group she'll try to be closer to you
>laughs at your jokes even if it was a bad one
Pretty much that kind of stuff.
>What if they try to bite your fingers?
You're dealing with a new kitten or puppy then, not a human female.
It was weird, I was talking to her and pointing my finger at her and she tried to bite it. I asked her what she was doing and said 'if you keep pointing your finger at me I'm going to bite it'
They like lesbian porn best and don't care for dicks. Does that mean I'm not a real girl if I like to browse /hm/?
How do I justify having gotten the perfect girlfriend, when I still feel like nothing good should just come to me but have to be attained through inhuman amounts of work and suffering?
She ain't a normie. She's more weird than I am. Yesterday I went to take a piss. When I got out, she was waiting for me wearing my favorite shirt and nothing else. She started talking to me in Japanese and addressed me as "sensei".
She's a slim Chinese girl, 6/10 without makeup and 8/10 with.
Again, perfect gf.