FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK OLIVE GARDEN!
>talk to girl for a few days; ask on dinner date
>suggest Olive Garden (not that upscale, but "upscale" on the restaurant chain tier
>pick her up and take her there
>idle chitchat in the car
>somehow mention that I like jew/dark/offensive humor
>she does too
>she makes a couple and we laugh and pull in to the parking lot of Olive Garden
>fast forward to the table
>waiter comes over with drinks
>"Have you decided what you'll be having?"
>She orders a pasta with salad (salad is top-tier choice at Olive Garden since it's endless. Soup is for losers)
>Get to me
>"I'll have the steak" (order one of their steaks can't remember name)
>"How would you like that cooked?"
>Think I can make a dark joke here to impress her and make her laugh
>"Ch-Char it like the Jews!"
>Smirk and let out a little laugh
>She. Looks. Devastated.
>Waiter looks even worse
>"N-No I mean.. Give me the Anne Frank on it instead"
>He mumbles "okay" and leaves with the menus
>she tells me she's embarrassed
>barely talks all night now
>ends up talking to the waiter more than me
>fast forward end of the date
>Try one last time to save the date
>waiter comes by to chat some more with her
>"Could I get a box?"
>"Box my steak up like those Jews were in the trains, please"
>Smirk again and look towards date
>Seething hatred in her eyes.
>Look down at my hands
>pay the bill. refuse to tip
>Our waiter was bye to her when we getup to exit
>someone is standing by the door and motions for me to head over to them
>ends up being the manager and says that I won't be welcome here again if I make such remarks at his staff
>drive her home without either of us saying a word until we pull up to her place
>"thanks for the food"
>"Don't you want to invite me in?"
>Exits car and slams my door
Seriously. Fuck. Women. I make dark jokes and this bitch just gets angry?
What a fucking lying whore.
I giggled but there is no plausibility here.
My stepdad actually talked to a Chinese waitress in broken english and said "Ahhhh looka very guuud" when she brought our food once.
Where did it all go wrong
Why is this board so terrible
>get two mediums for $15
>pay with card
>delivery guy drops off pizza
>he says "you forgot to tip"
>get nervous and give him the $10 in my pocket since that's the only cash I have
Anyone else ever do this?
no, I shut the door because I'm not a fucking beta autist
You just write down the tip on the receipt you give the guy you goof
Is life worth living as a physically ugly person? I'm balding and need to know what's in store.
Fellow baldie here. Shave your head, work out, and pray you have a good head shape and a pretty face. Also tan if you can.
Otherwise you're fucked.
>Can literally do entire face transplants, but providing a non-shit cure for baldness is apparently too hard
Can people please share their rare Grinches with me?
Hi I'm here for the job interview
yes I am being original
Reminds me of this image I made a few years back.
Just got my dick sucked. Ask me anything spacebots.
Stuff that triggers wagekeks
If you ever want to really ruin a wageslave's day, go to a grocery store that has paper bags and ask the bagger or cashier to double bag the paper bags. It's fucking ridiculous and useless unless the customer has a lot of items he or she wants bunched in one bag. But other than that it pisses me the fuck off and makes me hate you. The management and corporate also hate this because paper bags are much more expensive.
I work front end...
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Why are all homeschooled kids such fucking retards?
Because 99% of the time, the parents/people who "teach" them don't know what the fuck they're doing
Not being exposed to other children will socially fuck them up
Being in a home environment gives them the liberty to do whatever the fuck they want, and will ultimately distract them. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't learn anything on particular days.
I knew maybe one person who was homeschooled and didn't grow up to be a complete retard. It should be illegal unless the parent can prove they can actually educate their children.
i was home schooled but by a program, a lot of teen mothers and failed juans and tyrones were there. the program was great and i learned. i'd say there is a 50/50 chance of kids actually taking something away, you just have to be self motivated and responsible. although a lot of the kids who weren't extroverted were socially retarded much like everyone on this board.
well I'm pretty sure i will die any day now, There's a tingling in the back of my brain and sometimes extreme ringing in my ears, I nearly pass out every time i stand up, heart flutters when it doesn't feel like someone is stacking weight plates on my chest.
I can only blame myself for my unhealthy sedentary lifestyle, I know some of you don't care if you live or die but you should care, I regret everything.
op i feel exactly the same. am going to rehab this week. 25 as welll.
hit me up firstname.lastname@example.org . been lookin for someone to talk to especially about the feelings of faintness and ringing in ears. i regret everything
When did you realize that having a racial preference in dating was racist, r9k?
To be fair, a lot of the time it is. Maybe not racism, but ignorance. Most people who have a racial preference expect every member of a race to live up to their "image". Like girls expecting all black dudes to be basketball stars with huge cocks or guys expecting all asian girls to be moe moe kyun anime girls.
>tfw boss demands sex at work
>tfw you really need to keep your job
>Your boss will never force you to blow him under his desk
>you boss will never fuck your tight boypussy
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GAY
>grew up in super normie family
>dad Chad star football player in HS & college, mom Stacy cheerleader
>two have sex all the time, flirt with each other, go on dates
>older brother was super athletic
>dad tried to get me into sports
>couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't run
>gave up on me, ignored me
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Who /final fantasy/ here
So my oneitis sent me a couple pics of herself. I can't help but feel like a creeper whenever I look at them, though. It's shameful to admit, but they make me feel calm and at peace.
Is there any way I can cope with this feeling? Or am I right to feel like I'm doing something wrong?