I'm fucking sick of the plethora of normies flooding this board, if you get a score of anything higher than 80 than get your normie ass off my board:
Porn addiction is real and it is probably ruining most of your lives. If you masturbate to pornography more than a couple of times a week you probably have no motivation or energy, and that's why you're a failure.
What kind of guy would Jenny go for?
>Roasties getting absolutely TOASTIE
So guys, are we finally approaching an age where roasties are getting literally BTFO?
Why be lonely and chase a toastie roastie when you can have your perfect Waifu right next to you?
I recommend that we listen to music.
Sounds like a plan, anonorino
Join the lobby. We listen to music in it and talk about things.
>women and normies flock to /r9k/ because "teehee, it's funny and creative and I like the me-me arrow stories xD"
>they don't realize that the entire reason /r9k/ was good is precisely because women and normies weren't posting on it
>destroy the board, ruin the culture, make it a bland and generic /b/ or /s4s/ 2.0
>robots move somewhere else and the cycle repeats
You people are a fucking disease.
Thank God I'm a sperglord, otherwise the board would be shittier!
This is true for everywhere on the internet. We have to keep retreating further and further into the darker depths of the web.
>cousins birthday party
>parents make me come with them and get her a gift
>im 25, shes 19
>i bought her lingerie from victorias secret
>thing it will be a good/thoughtful gift
>give it to her she opens it looks horrified, parents and family give me disgusted looks
>end up walking out and sitting in the car until my parents were ready to leave
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what is the most /devilish/ thing you've ever done
true stories only
I'm a wagecuck at a supermarket, and I purposely take a long time checking people out when there is a line, so when the next person comes up to the register I can say "Sorry for your wait", only what I'm actually saying is "sorry for you weight". They have no idea I'm actually insulting their high bodyfat percentage and they thank me for it.
once my teacher wouldnt let me leave class to go to the washroom so i forcibly pissed my pants. i didnt need to go anymore but then i had to see the guidance counselor every day so it kind of sucked.
I'm Rock hard
I don't really see what the big deal is, the don't have any kind of sibling bond and their relationship isn't incestual at all
why did the girl freak out and why did the boys parents freak out what the hell
(this is from someone with a sister and hates incest fetishists)
hey dum dum you give me the gum gum
looks like a neanderthal face/skull with the large nostrils and flat brow which were unique attributes to neanderthals.
"While the structure of the head and face were not very far removed from those of modern humans, there were still quite noticeable differences. Notably the neanderthal head is much longer, with a more pronounced facial front. The Neanderthal chin and forehead sloped backwards and the nose region protruded forward more than...
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dum dumm u give me the gum gum
Why haven't you started going to gym? Might lift those heavy feels on you, I see from here.
makes you think... hmmm???
Would you? Be honest r9k
Being skinny fat sucks...
If you are AFK for more than 5 turns your territory will be given away to a lurker or as a colony to a player
How does this make you feel Robots? I have never touched a woman in my life, but I would love to touch one in the same manner.
why are the people there? would you want some kids bop kiddies watching? they look grimy af and not even cute. getting raped at a brony convention just makes it stupid. can't be hot when that happens.
ITT: Post dead memes
>tfw white male
Literally the best feel in the world.
>tfw white girl (male)
better than your feel mate
>tfw no feet gf
There is no reason to go on
Only oldfags will remember who I am
Whats the best way to fuck with my aunt? Pic related I found this pic in her ex's phone months ago.
Any tips on how to go about this?
I was over the house for dinner one night with my parents, he sat it down to go to the kitchen to check on food, I picked it up looked in pics sent it to my email. there were more but some were locked and i didnt have enough time
>lord of the sperg s from steam is msging me
Ask a guy who just got his first girlfriend in his 21 years of life anything.
Anyone else here want to be murdered? Imagine how exciting and erotic it would be, you don't know when it's coming exactly but at some point a woman is going to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. Imagine you are tied up and waiting for her to just end you but she just toys with you, you're totally on edge the whole time. It's like you're making the ultimate sacrifice, becoming like Jesus in a way.
When I was teen and I was in love I fantasized about being fatally injured near her and confessing her my feelings just before I die. Also version with dying in hospital and confessing in last moment to not get rejected and die fulfilled.
I'd say 90% of this board does. But not for those reasons. I want off this ride familia
ITT: Cringy things every true robot has done
>Cute girl: "I love you"
>Me: "Me too"
And to top it off I didn't even notice it until hours later
I know that feel m8. A girl liked me for a day or so and when she asked to meet up I got all aspie like, WHEN??
Didn't realize until the next 5 min and went on to be continuously aspie and its all over.
you're all fucking normies compared to me
Watch out! This cat's got claws.
I HATE ALL MEN.
KILL THEM ALL.
Which gender is more likely to dump their SO and leave them suffering?
It might be that women don't come to an image board to post stories about how they want a practice boyfriend they can terrorize and psychologically destroy, but I really feel like men are more likely to do this.
I probably spend too much time around you guys.