I HAVE A FAT FETISH AND IM NOT ASHAMED
I HAVE A FAT FETISH AND I'M NOT ASHAMED
BECAUSE I KEEP IT A FUCKING SECRET LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
>financially ruined for rest of life
>have right to defend yourself
Feels good man
>tfw black and you ask out a black girl and she says "I only date white guys."
>tfw black and all I do if I'm not working is watching Anime or playing video games
Fuck pussy hunting
>tfw americans are literally supporting a warmongering witch trying to start a nuclear war with russia
I DON'T WANT TO DIE BROS
>Grandma found the prostate cactus
She used to talk to me all the time, and made me think she liked me. Now, she won't even respond to my messages. Why? She won't say.
Message her for me, bros, ask her why she hates her robot now. Find out what I did. Please.
email@example.com is her Skype. Please help.
Drinking alone... is kinda fun
drinking has calories and makes me feel unsatisfiably hungry. 3-4 beers solo is fun, drunk isnt imo.
i like smoking weed but i always end up having mental conversations with myself in a mind fuck that gets a bit fustrating, it is fun though, the next day im a retard though, not a regular recreational hobby desu. no carbs tho.
best drug to do solo is shrooms or lsd.
I believe in these dark days, it is high time we bring back the peaceful Gondola, to provide colour for us and comfiness for the times ahead
"Gondola is the most aesthetic form of meme-ing. It harkons back to the Romantic period, where the aspect of childishness came to be seen as a virtue. Gondola is about pure, innocent, unadulterated feels. Whereas Wojak expresses feels in an ironic and tentative way, as if scared of being judged, Gondola memes tell us "No! It's okay to feel!"
There is never any moral or notion added to the feels. It reflects...
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appreciating Gondola is, to some, an acquired taste, perhaps bizarre or odd to some, due to an inability to comprehend the imagination of something so simple and unadulterated.
I have heard people commenting that Gondola equated to escapism, to which I agree to a certain extent.
Gondola exceeds that.
I feel Gondola reflects the emotions of an individual in an effective manner and unlike the neutered and filtered content produced by media giants like disney, Gondola is open to all expression, including that of challenging or explicit content. He is not binded by any expectations or meanings. He is nothing, yet because of that, Gondola can be anything you want him to be.
He is a medium for us to project our emotions onto.
as a reflection of the average imageboard user, or perhaps the human race itself, much of Gondola is used to express sorrow or joy. The former to portray the truth of life and the latter meant to block it out, to preserve perceived happiness in images aimed to please the eye.
>tfw you go to the liquor store with a $50 bill and feel like a kid in a candy store
>tfw alcoholism is occupying your time instead of community involvement
>spend dozens of minutes looking through bottles of whiskey, vodka, rum, spiced liqours, beers, conjaq like I'd do for candy as a child
>spend $1200 buying new PC
>suddenly realise I don't like vidya anymore
Does Uchu girl prefer to give smuchu to cut or uncut penis?
My boyfriend is on steroids and keeps cheating on me but says it will end once hes off cycle and that "they mean nothing".
Is what he says true that you have to have sex alot with many partners to maximize the effect by making ur hormones increase? I love him but im so hurt sometimes
I want to fuck PJW's ass
>"You just gotta put yourself out there, man!"
Wtf does this even mean
It means stop being an autist who stays in his room all day and be social
Okay so almost exactly a year ago from now a some poster redeemed me from robothood. This is a thank you to whoever that was.
>be robotic as fuck
>5'7 or something, fuck your units.
>overweight, not huge but still bad.
>4/10 being generous
>full force autism
>20 years on this planet and i haven't had a gf for even a minute.
>browse r9k for daily...
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Does anyone else here really suck at team sports? I always manage to piss off my teammates.
Board so lets have a jokes thread
Mine will mostly be I.t related but any are welcome
Textless posts arnt allowed
All the text on this post
It's pretty close to description of my life.
Thoughts on using insoles to increase height?
They are literally the pushups for men.
I wear springs in my heels because it's easier to jump over fences.
>have sex with qt 22yr old virgin gf
>she used a dildo since 18 so her vag is fully prepped for my schlong
>no blood and pain when i pounded her hole
>just normal sex with the girl of my dreams with none of the downsides
feels good friendos
Why are women so cringeworthy and unfunny?
Fellow robots, do you consume drugs? If you do, which kinds and how frequent?
Pic related, its a swastika made of 2g speed. In the background 3 tubes with coke.
Is Day Z dank? I've seen lots of awesome autist videos on youtube. Should i get myself invested?
It's fun once you get past all the bugs, broken promises, stupid glitches and the fact that it's never coming out of alpha.
Updates are few and far between, and extremely lacklustre.
Actually no it's not fun at all.
I've played over 1000 hours lmao
ITT: weird things you eat.
I eat uncooked noodles.
faces of /r9k/ lets see how ugly we really are. Rate each other.
soc doesnt have autists.
Ausposter here, I just came back from a party, what did /r9k/ do this friday?
Normie here, how are robots any different from fat people who complain about being genetically fat when we all know they are just lazy?
I have crippling social anxiety and self-esteem issues from being bullied and completely shunned for 6 years of my life. Every day I would be shoved into a locker, kicked around, mocked, and I was called fag and gay more than my actual name. I have no social skills or motivation and I hate everybody on earth, especially myself. I have tried many times to fix myself, I've seen 5 therapists, nothing has worked.
Go fuck yourself.
Why do White people like rain and thunderstorms so much?
Dunno, we just do. I have a phobia of lightning though, and will even miss work because of it.
Stop using image boards
>just be confident bro
>its just a numbers game bro