>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
Thinking of making a new tinder profile to try again
I'll make a thread again in about a week or so to check up on how many matches and messages I can get back
anyone want to throw an estimate out there? if we're going to be depressed and alone, might as well have fun with it and make a game out of this
stats to get you started:
>go to private uni
>never had gf past the age of 13, only kissed and held hands with her
>only dated her for 2 days
>last profile was serious business
>had about 50 matches and 0 messages back over the course of 6 months
>decently strong chin
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For those of us still trying to make it, what are your goals for 2016?
I want to focus more on doing things that are productive, like practicing music and getting back into programming, rather than wasting time on the internet (like I'm doing now). Also gonna go to the gym regularly.
I'd like to date/get a gf but I honestly have no idea how to go about doing that, or increase my chances of a girl being interested in me.
>what are your goals for 2016?
I'd like to actually lose weight for once. I know how to do it. I'm not retarded. But god damn, I just love eating food
I'd also like to continue progressing at my job (sheet metal worker here) and maybe get into a relationship. I've been trying online dating, but it's extremely bad so far.
I want to get good at chord/melody playing on my ukulele, and also get more comfortable with harder chords and going up the fret board.
I want to get my deadlift to 515, my bench press to 315, and lose some body fat.
I also want to start classes to be a mechanic but I don't know if I should do automotive or heavy equipment.
You're watching a movie on the couch and you get up to get a snack. When you turn back around you see this. What do?
>still using r9k
I've literally NEVER felt optimistic about any year but I know for a fact that I will make 2016 a great year. I have never felt this more than any other year.
To do that, I will not go on r9k, since going on r9k will not help me have a great year.
Who's with me, boys? Let's make 2016 a great year; don't waste your time on r9k.
Zerg don't have access to anything that doesn't work in RL with two exceptions.
1) Queens and Overlords have human - level intelligence, wide - range telepathy, and very minor telekinesis - much less powerful then a gun. As a result, Overlords can't fly.
2) Zerg hyperadaptivity is still working, but without Vespen gase it takes not seconds, but weeks or several days in a cocoon.
Everything else is just... Not working. Growing a hatchery takes several weeks, Hydralisk have firepower of an LMG, Zerglings are vulnerable to AP rounds or concentrated fire...
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Why no one ever participate my threads
What's the best way to kill yourself while simultaneously making it seem like a accident?
Gun. Use cleaning kit. whilst putting it back together. shoot yourself.
Also speak to someone, therapy, Samaritans, docs, social workers etc etc,
drive to an area near a cliff, drink some alcohol, wait until you get buzzed/drunk, drive off the cliff. don't be a loser and drive tho. only drink b4 u drive off the cliff.
anyways..please go see a therapist or something.
Sent my 17 minute soccer highlight tape to the main offices of the premier league three weeks ago.
Highlights features me scoring three goals, making smart passes, high fiving my team mates and being respectful of my opponents.
Haven't heard anything back yet. They aren't calling, are they bros?
>wondering about isis stuff
>what if i meet recruiter somewhere in the future
>was thinking reaaallyy haaard
>i would leave my family to be a terrorist
>end of story
What would you do if you met isis recruiter?
ITT: Pepes only you own.
Is this board composed exclusively of middle schoolers? It's BAWWWW NO GIRLS LIKE ME this, BAWWWWW HE GOT A GIRL that, or EWWWW GIRLS R GROSS shit. Do any of you have actual, non childish 2problems?
How do I start a conversation with a girl on Tinder?
I always see "don't just send 'hi' or 'hey'" on girl's profiles. What should I say? We have common interests judging from her bio. Should I jump straight to that? Should I just talk about meeting up and getting to know her in person?
So I bought this mask, because I thought it would help me a little bit with what I'm becoming.
Anyways, I wear it when I go on runs in the night and go to the gym at midnight. When I look at myself in the mirror it really helps me get through life.
Is it against the law to wear this, tho? I only wear it at night when there's nobody around.
hey guys im just dumping my OC pepes so i can save them on my phone also
please do not steal them in-transit, they are mine
i took thr OP picture in Monmouthshire in case you wanted to know
as for this one, i had recently developed stressinduced amnesia and it was a troubling time in my life.
who /holdingpattern/ here?
>Unemployed 12 months now
>Can't do cool things because need to be careful with money
>Days and weeks are mostly the same
>Exercise, read, study, cook, chores, old vidya
>Apply for jobs, rare skill set so they don't come up often
>Minor progress towards goals keeping me sane
Anyone else know these feels?
>rare skill set
Bitch please you're just lazy as shit
If you need to work, there's plenty of work
I'm sure the tavern down the road doesn't need your "rare skillset", but some will to actual fucking do something