How does /r9k/ cool down after a hard day at work? I usually make some tea and watch an episode or two of an anime series I'm currently watching
can't be answered by me because I don't """work""".
reminder that penis size is as important as height
even if you manage to pass the height test you still need to have minimum 7 inches
Where it all began...
I mean, two of them are just shitty versions of Pepe with ears, and the other one is a generic sasquatch with sunglasses. Even he has Pepe's mouth, for God's sake.
There's not much that sticks out with them, nor is much of an extra dimension added with the other characters. It's almost like the artist can only draw a single character, honestly. For that matter, people even change Pepe's body type versus his actual art any time that he's used, for the most part.
I guess i fell from grace. I was the top student in most of my classes and exercised everyday while teaching myself new skills. Had a couple girls interested in me, a decent friend group. I was nice and respectful to others. But it seems like all my hard work has been for nothing. I cannot even concentrate now.
Has anyone felt they put in too much effort to be so miserable? Honestly, this is last place i wanted to end up, but i also truly relate to a lot of you.
No. Literally never put any serious effort into anything. Half-assed everything but still succeeded and was even praised for it, so when I would actually had to have tried hard, I fucked things up.
Maybe the lesson here is that, try hard as you might, the control you have over your life is limited. Maybe there is no lesson and you're just unlucky. Maybe you just gave too early and should get the hell out of here before you catch the defeatist contagion.
>should get the hell out of here before you catch the defeatist contagion.
This, this, this and this. /r9k/ and 4chan in general is a terrible cancer. You should flee before you're stuck here forever like the rest of us.
ITT: We give theme songs to MBTI personality types. I'll start
>It ain't no joke, i'd like to buy the world a toke and teach teach the world to sing perfect harmony, and teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars
>I'm giving up, on trying, to sell you things, that you ain't buying!
What's a good bio to impress the roasties
I'll start with a story of my own
>on this music production forum/app
>mostly a sausagefest
>"HEY GUYS AM GRIL RAWR XDD"
>since most of the users of this site are betas, almost everyone flops over for her
>by the end of the week, she has a team of guys making all her music and has 100+ followers (the most popular user on...
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uchu Elliot Rodger gets a kiss
ITT: Reasons you haven't killed yourself.
>Hentai is a gift from god. There is nothing more satisfying than jerking it to vidya, cartoon and anime characters from your childhood. They don't age too and will never leave you.
>Also alcohol. A lot of alcohol.
That and my family doesn't deserve the pain of my death.
do any other robots only eat the middle of oreos and leave the rest on your desk?
>be in public toilet room
>wait for everyone to leave in order to get out
>sometimes have to wait a lot because of course someone else gets in
Anyone else does this?
Also ITT share public toilet general feels/stories
I want to start using the darknet to get pills/heroin. how risky is it?
my main dude I got dilaudid from all the time is in prison for trafficking heroin, and everyone else I know got clean. I hate living life without opiates.
advice would be appreciated. I know the chances of getting caught are slim but I'm still paranoid
Go to reddit
>reddit, yes i know but they helpful info thatd you never find here
Is the name i tbink and follow the guide
Itll take a few hours but its fairly safe
Id just buy the pills first just incase the police knock on your door and dont buy alot of pills first
This is your best bet
Good luck and anon be careful with your drug usage.
why do you like opiates so much? i feel like its pretty safe for someone buying stuff. my friend used to do that for weed (i know might as well by on streets but weird person, very strange, mental health problems).
Who here is /repeal the 19th amendment/?
Ki /ordogi/ itt?
>bemegyek a mekibe
>napszamos megkerdi kerek e krumplit a burgeremhez
>igazabol szerettem volna enni hozza krumplit es vegig hianyoltam amig ettem a burgert
Heh, nesze neked wagie
Today is the day, /r9k/! I am finally working to not be a NEET. I am taking driving lessons! Are you guys proud of me? I even have a girlfriend!!
>stacies walk past in short shorts with chiseled buttocks with panties and bellies showing
>flacid as a flagellum
>7/10 modestly dressed qt brushes past me
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
After seeing so many girls dress with as much ski showing as possible, I've kind grown desensitized to it. It used to get me hard seeing girls in yoga pants, but now that every girl does it, it's not that special.
Maybe this will make guys like girls dressing better, and cause a trend of women dressing more modestly
>tfw girl who was really nice to me didn't know I am gay
>Tfw many people didn't know
>Tfw they all find out
>Tfw the girl found out and she confesses that she likes me and was gonna ask me out soon
>Many guys like her, and she's a total Stacy
I attract women and I don't even like them. I truly feel bad for all of you.
I get paid tomorrow. Should I buy Overwatch or some comic books?
Do you want kids and explain why or why not ?
why did you let that thread die anon?
you saw it on page 10 but you did nothing.
Another day, another thread saved from page 10
I love women. They're really sweethearts. What are some things /r9k/ loves about women?
>I love women. They're really sweethearts. What are some things /r9k/ loves about women?
What is R9K's favorite cheese?
ITT: We tell stories of times we've felt like normies
>never get invited to parties
>decide to host my own party
>kinda nervous that nobody would want to come
>already have 25+ people who want to come
I've literally had to tell people that they can't come since so many people are coming.
feels good man
Not OP, but nigger you throw a party and see how many come.
It is fucking impressive to have such a following that enough people trust you are capable of hosting a party and making it fun. Eat my entire ass.
What's with the subliminal cuck threads lately?
Like some mundane generic topic but they always have interracial BM/WF op pictures.
are any of us actually beta?
from my understanding betas try to be a part of the social hierarchy and take their place at the bottom of it
most of us are just weird loners but we're not anyone's bitch in the way betas are
>pic: mfw i've realised that at least i'm not a beta male
I agree with you OP, im not really anyones bitch and i do not bend over backwards for females like a beta would. I just do what i enjoy doing all day long, it just happens that what i enjoy doing is not what society deems like a quality way to spend time.
>listening to music
Who here was raised by a single mom?
If your father figure was absent/mostly absent, that counts too.
Also, pls r8 my rer reviewbrah
Should us dicklets just kill ourselves? 85% of women don't orgasm from penetration because 85% of men don't have big enough penises. Humans have an abnormally large penis size to body size ratio because women have been selecting for bigger penises ever since humans have been having sex for pleasure. If we ever manage to get a gf, she'll just leave us for a guy with a bigger dick as soon as she finds one who will pay attention to her. There's no hope for us dicklets.
Never understood why dicklets are so ashamed of themselves. Sure I'm a bit above average so I don't know the suffering but as long as you don't have a literal micropenis no woman will ever reject you for having a small dick once she's naked in you bed.
Hell, even if you have a micropenis she may give you a pity fuck.
Small dick size isn't an excuse for not having sex
Now that Pepe is worse than a swastika i suggest we go back to using Foul Bachelor Frog memes
It encompasses everything it means to be a robot
the original pepe without all the racism!
>depressed, socially isolated frog who feels bad man
>gets called a nazi by Hillary Clinton and becomes a hate symbol
why do normies always have to further socially ostracize the socially ostracized?
They see any quiet, lonely person and think its the next Columbine shooter