Guys the news is out everyone knows this is a troll board. We need to make another. I mean everything here IS satire RIGHT? right?
If everything here is satire then what is the truth? Girls actually do have it hard? That normies aren't shit eating shallow retards? That wageslaves actually do like their lives? You sound like one of those beta white knights who never wants to say anything off color so you have a 1 in a million chance of a girl saying "omg you never say anything off color so hot omg"
I have been selected for the skeleton army
Anybody here ever have sex with someone who is mentally retarded? Explain.
I work with a woman who is severely retarded, and she has two kids by different fathers who are not around.
She is around 40, practically illiterate, barely able to hold a conversation, mostly bald, obese, and not attractive by any standards. Every time I see her I wonder at the fact that at least one man has had sex with her not once, but multiple times. How did she consent? Does she understand how sex works, or how she got pregnant? Did she try dating? Did she initiate, and if so, why did...
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For some reason I feel as if a retarded guy would have been fired on the spot.
I've always been curious about retarded sex as well anon. There have been times where I've looked it up out of curiosity (trust me that shit is gross no matter what) and I can't see who would want to associate themselves with that.
You will not survive in this world as a black guy who doesn't fit the stereotypes.
If you somehow came out intelligent, then it's best to act stupid around people, say nigga a lot and prioritize pussy.
You WILL become friends with everyone and slay every woman that encounters you. But if you appear to be even remotely intelligent, have interesting hobbies or a career that might go somewhere that isn't rap or basketball, then you're fucked. No one will like you. TRUST ME
Which guy are you talking about? the one with the 300+ reply thread? I made this thread to save other black people so they don't end up like him.
There are too many black men on here that can escape the robot life if they just start being a thug.
Have a Nigerian friend who's extremely smart and gets along well with everyone even though he's introverted. He stays up all night playing video games and sleeps through classes but still makes great grades. His sister went to Stanford, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does too. And before you cry about affirmative action, he actually has near-perfect test scores along with great grades.
>constantly get denied by airbnb hosts for who-knows-what reason
>constantly get uber rides canceled because I'm not booking a $40 trip
the fuck is the point of these shitty services?
Facebook Pepe cringe thread?
that's actually a pretty /relatable/ feel for robots.
As is this for me, my oneitis likes gym rats with arrogant personalities, the opposite of what I am.
what the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I.. ect ect
Is Debian the system for robots?
Well... he actually did it. And those tweets were his "suicide notes".
hey robots hows it going today
Why are all you guys so gay?
Will /b/ ever be good again and not 90% porn threads?
Where can I recapture that 2005 feels?
I'm not sure, quality and interesting content that is not just porn or gore would be nice.
I have to come here instead because threads are actually nice sometimes and don't immediately go to page 10.
Where did all the OGs run off to?
Lately i've been seeing lots of threads hating on Black Women. THESE, are the type of women you should bang. Not ghetto hood bitches who cant do kindergraden level math
Why are you still on this normie board and not the superior /grim/?
Over there, everyone's just sharing feels
Well then you probably shouldn't be on /r9k/ anyway because the janitor here hates those threads
But anyway, they actually do have a board for that, it's called /b/ and it's not a clusterfuck of porn
Would you say happiness is genetic?
My cousin is depressed and has tried to kill himself, has cuts all over his wrists and other fucked shit.
My other cousin is a drug addict that has done cocaine.
I'm a fucking robot posting on r9k.
What do you think?
Druggies are interesting and get a lot of social support though. Whether you think so or not I'm sure they've had relationships with ups and downs and your family has quietly financially supported them over the years without your knowledge. This is because they are not complete genetic dead ends.
You're worse than them, if that's what you were wondering about.
Any experiences with dating sites/app(fetite, tinder, etc.)? Do you usually get any response as a male on craiglist? What are some other sites like craiglist
thirsty fuck here
craigslist: mostly bots, fags/transfaggots looking to suck you off even though you specified female. occasionally you get a girl to reply (never works out). i've gotten a response from a m/f couple looking for a threesome. met up with the guy, got a weird vibe, never went through with it.
tinder: if you're a chad, you can hookup with a lot of the skanks. otherwise, your success rate for even meeting them is much...
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I used to post here regularly as a kv a couple years ago. Now I have kissed 11 girls and had sex with 5, and had a longterm gf as well.
Don't know if this interests anyone but I will stay to answer questions