Shortbros post greentext stories of your encounters with tall girls negtive or postive doesn't matter I need too know
>literally looks down on me
>says "ewww" and winces everytime she sees me
>tries to push me around
My girlfriend is 5'7, I'd be lucky to be called 5'6. Sometimes I feel taller than her, mostly in my air maxes or Air Force ones, at the beach or pool it's evident im smaller she thinks I'm 5'5. One of my best friends is this really nice 6' or so girl I called Taylor Swift when we first met
I have been making threads on here for the last few years on my birthday. Why? Because I have nothing to better to do obviously!
Usually I am sort of downtrodden about things on my birthdays but honestly this year I feel pretty darn okay. I probably shouldn't either. As things aren't really any better (although they aren't particularly worse) than they have ever been. Oh man. Is this what acceptance feels like?
Anyway I hope you are all well!
happy birthday senpai.
my birthdays are usually a difficult time for me.
they are a reminder that I have no social capital, that a year has passed with little if any progress, and that I am closer to being physically unwell with no one to care for me.
but at least we have each other. treat yourself to a good day and be as comfy as possible.
I finally realized I'm an aromantic asexual.
Not that tumblr special snowflake "I'm asexual so I'm different! Acknowledge me!" fake bullshit, but I'm legitimately fine with never having a romantic partner or having any sort of sexual activity with any sex.
I'm fine with masturbating myself to satisfy natural urges. Most of the time I really only pleasure myself with non-sexual fetishes anyway. Sometimes the thought of having sex and having a partner crosses my mind, but it's no different than wanting a cheeseburger or expensive object; it's not something that causes me any depression or notable discomfort.
I know I'm probably mentally ill for not needing to reproduce or love another person, but at least I'm happy with myself for accepting it finally.
I love girls.
I love their perfect balance of mind and matter. I love the way they feel, and their ways of mind.
I love their quiet confidence, and the immense power they hold even in all their helplesness.
I love their reliance on love. I love the way they love.
Not all are perfect, of course. They are flawed, just like us. But it is the balance they create in tandem with us that allows us to experience, to live.
>be like 15 or something
>Hang out with friends plus 2 girls
>At the end, the girls hug everyone
I remember I went home and cried really hard to my parents.
The same god damn nicca keeps trying to get into the school in broad daylight to attempt "Kill" The same girl. Evreytime he tries the cops/school btfos him. Im slightly worried about what he will do next.
>tfw it says im 6ft tall on my passport but i'm actually a barly 5'11 manlet
Imagine being right there. Just for a moment, really imagine it. You have just entered her. The hot tightness of her perfect pussy engulfs your head. Wide eyed you stare into each others souls.....and begin to make love
No qt3.14 gf to play pranks on
No qt3.14 gf to watch get annoyed by pranks
No qt3.14 gf to see love in her eyes even after being so annoyed
No qt3.14 gf to cuddle and kiss on forehead afterwards
No qt3.14 gf
Don't give up yet anon, I just turned 21 and battaling a severe mental illness but I found a legit 8.5/10 girl. I met her on a discord server and it went from casual talking to what now is a relationship. She is the most qt, sweet, sexy, funny, romantic and overall the most caring person ive met and probably ever meet. She helped me a lot during these past few months when I was at my worst. Im the happiest ive ever been.
>drops coffee pot
>comes up with solution within 1 minute
>uhhhh put cofe in container
>o no container break
>o i have container
Anglosphere power rankings:
1. God (Save The Queen) tier
> United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
2. Bantz & Beer tier
3. Middle-earth tier
> New Zealand
4. It's 2015/16 tier
5. Jewish lobby tier
> United States of America
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
how the fuck isn't this original
YOU NOW I SEE HIDDEN EVERYTHING INSIDE
YOU NOW I SEE EVEN WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
ITT: prove you are an /r9k/ oldfag and post a dead meme.
>beaches and shores
This frog is pretty cool, him and feels guy are hilarious
I maybe don't have options for new years, what should I do guys I'm even thinking about staying in my room? I have some weed tho
what will 2016 hold for pepe and wojak?
I made this for a thread on another board but it was deleted by a janitor. I-I hope you like it