Pantyhose is fucking comfy.
The only truth is that there is no truth.
tl;dr I was detained for 24 hours by female law enforcement because I'm a guy
>arguing with gf
>she runs outside
>i grab her and try to pull her back in so she doesn't do anything stupid outside
>woman on street sees us and calls the cops
>5 mins later two female police officers knock on my door
>i tell them everything is okay
>they wanna come...
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>Finally have sex
>It's ultra tight and really hurts
>My gf complains that my is too big
Femanons, do you hate big dicks?
>tfw no group of friends who will die for you
>tfw no group of friends
>tfw no hobbies
>tfw never had a gf
why even try anymore?
Just finished watching Rainbow: nisha rokubo no shichinin. How's your guises life goin'
There is hope for some of us ...
that shy guy is probably like this.
lol you guys are dumb
Are you daijoubu /r9k/?
I don't want to go to work.
I know how it feels. I miss being on a lower tier, all I had to do was just show up and do on-the-moment transactions. Then I got lured into promotions with tiny as fuck 5% raises, until finally got to the point where there's just so much back up to do, and conference calls to report to every Monday, reports to submit by friday... never ending cycle.
I want to be a cat.
I just called out "sick" myself.
Realized I had 14 hours of sick pay left for the year, and I'll be damned if I don't use it.
Now to listen to some shitty animu music while playing on a custom Diablo 2 server
We tried to warn you but you didn't listen.
who working new years here?
>mfw making 170 quid in one night
Why haven't you got yourself a practice girl yet robots?
By that, I mean a fat girl that you're not all that attracted to, but can provide a little introduction on how relationships work and how to have one, and sex practice
They have low self-esteem, they'll do whatever you want and treat you like a king
>tfw people on here start being antagonistic towards your posts for little to no reason
Who is spending news years alone?
I would love to go out but I have no friends.
this is really the time when we see how many normies are on this board. Most people will go out with friends or with family. They don't understand how it's like to have none of that. I hate people who pretend here it's not a fucking meme our life.
>tfw white male under 40 are the most likely to commit suicide
>tfw you'll join that statistic someday
Uh, no? Aboriginal American men, and then Asian men, are much more likely to do it than white men.