>ok class I want you to get into groups of two but only boys and girls
>23 people in the class
>Miss can I work alone on this one?
>"No, partner up with Thad and Stacey!"
>audible 'ughh' from Thundercunt and a grin of malice on Thad's brutish face
>partnered with the hottest girl in class
>makes you do all the work, you happily do it because she's hot
>gets you both top grades
>doesn't speak to you after, doesn't even thank you
I wish I was like I am now back in school. I wouldn't been so fucking beta otherwise.
What are your New Year's resolutions, girls?
Lose weight, get pretty, finally become a Stacy and marry Chad?
Do japanese girls crave white men?
Yes, son. let me tell you, asian women like a good assertive white man to fill them up.
Act like you're better than a typical asian guy and she'll be turned on by the masculinity. Cuck fantasies etc.
Alpha white cock> beta asian peen EVERY TIME
Hey losers, guess what? I'm about to head off to work and I am actually excited. Every day I get to program interesting systems along side my interesting coworkers. I get paid, literally, hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this.
I don't have any set hours. I don't really have a boss. I have unlimited vacation. I get to pick what I work on. I get free food at my office.
Enjoy your NEET life. Enjoy that scratchy blanket wrapped around you, Pepe. Enjoy meaningless vidya all day. Enjoy shitposting on r9k from your parents basement. Enjoy fapping...
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Software Engineer Reporting In.
Although I don't have unlimited vacation (which is actually better since I'm encourage to take it) and don't often get to choose my projects.
haha anon fucked an ugly chick
way to go faggot
i bet you kiss girls too don't you faggot
>tfw australian aboriginal in america
I wish I was white.
Why do normies refuse to belive depression isn't real?
>tfw you'll never have Alexandra Daddario as your gf
Why even live?
I only saw her in San Andreas, I'm 100% positive those earthquakes were caused by her tits bouncing around. That bounce... I literally rewinded it a few times to see them bounce again.
Any other robots feeling that they'll never get a gf cause of of trust issues? After hearing all the cheating stories, stuff about women getting men in trouble with the law despite no evidence and the fact that most women are boring as fuck to talk to, it's just got to a point where I don't care anymore.
Breaks my heart really cause I'd like a caring, trustworthy gf but it seems like they become rarer by the day. Just glad I'm bi, but knowing my luck I'd end up Cucked anyway.
in my observation I've realized bisexual guys have a way higher chance of being cucked. they're possibly more open to the idea of MMF, and less annoyed by beta orbiting male attention in general.
this is new r9k meme, "penis bean", a symbol of your dead manhood
pls share :DDDD
Can someone explain to me why /r9k/ is so thirsty for fame? Yall are constantly trying to churn out the "next big meme". It's kind of like [s4s] except it's cringey and embarrassing because [s4s] actually puts out memes. You guys just try to force one until it's big enough to start forcing on reddit. Why?
>there are young men rushing to work this very instant
>am best friends with a girl
>can't fap thinking about fucking her no matter how beautiful or sexy she is
>can only think about kissing her or cuddling
>when I fap thinking about her, I only get feelings of regret and disgust, along with a light stomachache
Is this what love feels like?
What's so bad about being a virgin?
>What's so bad about being a virgin?
Nothing, but women are degenerates, you are dumb and awkward to them if you're a virgin. Funny part is that they do say virgin "chicks" are "tight". Looks like they confirmed themselves that the roastie is real.
Daily manlet feels thread.
Remember, none of you 5'8 or 5'9 fags claim to be manlet. I'm talking the real manlets 5'7 or below (5'6" here).
How was your weekend? How was your Christmas manlets?
Ask that girl out yet?
Me? Well I asked a chubby girl out. She said yes originally. Then stood me up. Even chubby girls hate manlets.
Debating on killing myself NYE.
5'6 here also, will be killing myself soon I hope.
investing in women
then come here crying when it explodonates in your face
you fucks're letting the jew win this way
That's why prostitution is the purest form of love
I don't care if Chad gets Stacy, good for them, because (I like to believe) i'd be pretty happy with a below average looking girl.
My problem is that Chad gets to fuck the below average girls as well.