can we talk about Robots?
Not unless you start with something interesting, like how all jobs will eventually be taken by them causing most of the population to become neets who will eventually need to be exterminated.
What does it mean when a woman says she's "down to earth"?
>know a guy named Paul Allen
>mutter under my breath check em pretty much every time I see him
>>See a girl I know wrote on some site social media site that the thing she likes to do is
>>Watch netflix and chill with bae
>>She's 15 years old
>>This is what young people do now
>>She goes over to his house and they fuck between episodes of shit
>>I'm still a KV
Happy Holidays, /r9k/. I hope your resolutions for 2016 will be to cut down on the misogyny!
>Polish Mum married an Irishman.
>Both immigrate to USA.
>Become American in every way.
>Lost touch with my Mums side.
>Mum Died when I was 10.
>Now I want to learn about Poland.
Get on omegle you fucking nogs. /r9k/ as a tag, OBVIOUSLY.
It's practically New Years. What's on your bucket list, robots?
Just realized I've been unemployed for one hundred months. Eight years and some. Can I call myself "lvl80 NEET"?
MODS! WE HAVE A FUCKING MINOR AGAIN!!
seriously how do you survive 8 years being NEET? Are you just a fucking welfare pig, or does your family have some badass inheritance money they got. I don't understand how it's possible to be NEET, even with parents, cause wouldn't they just kick your lazy ass out?
So, what is it Robos?
>There is a rope in my closet with both ends tied in a Uni knot. I want to use it as fuel in a bonfire and sit next to you, not on my neck and ceiling fan.
>I ponder digesting razors just to be done with you
>I love you so much.
"1.) Put an ad on Craigslist describing yourself and where you live accurately. Provide an address.
2.) State that you want to experience a realistic rape scenario
3.) At the end of the post say that you have a safe word you will use when you want it to stop. Copy/paste a word from an online site while squinting so you can't see what the word actually is.
4.) Leave your door wide open tonight.
5.) Lay in bed and wait."
Doing this tonight. Will post updates. Ad has been posted.
I don't even care about my life f-a-m desu I'm lonely as fuck live by myself everyone around me is dead i'm addicted to alcohol and the internet I spend all day on 4chan I just don't care what happens to me.
not posting ad because personal info. I did add a photo of a random hot girl rather than a picture of myself to attract more attention.
Imagine how many more amazing experiences and relationships you would experience in life if you just had an attractive face.
Makes me feel bad for those poor fucks in wheelchairs or with downs syndrome or whatever.
You could have been so much more, but it's all about winning the genetic lottery. Some make it, but with others it's just, "lol, nope" and you're fucked for life. What a waste.
Imagine people thinking you're a good person simply because you won the genetic lottery?
Imagine people wanting to be around you?
Imagine getting constant confidence boost by all the external validation?
/v/ didn't give a shit so I'm posting here
I know some of you loserbeards play league of legends and I'm looking for a decent team of 5 (including me) to play a couple rounds of poro king.
if it helps convince you that I need this help, I am a female and I can't carry a shitty team on my own, but I'm pretty good working with a team that knows what to do.
please add me and play with me, robros.
one fantastical bump for fantastical me
l i t e r a l l y waiting for some big strong vidya-gamin' robots to come and play with me
What was your biggest "Oh Crap" moment? One tiny mistake that you knew would fuck your shit up big time.
Yours reminded me of a moment I fucked up in CSGO once.
>play comp on inferno as CT
>terrorists rush B site
>I'm hiding in back
>someone throws smoke and they try to defuse
>I come out and knife him a bunch for a funny kill
>team is dying around me
>i hear them saying "right click!" while i'm trying to attack
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