Why do femanons hate our queen Agatha so much? Is it perhaps because they are jealous of how cute and innocent she is, the most desired trait for a female.
they're all jealous mostly. they know they're all used up ugly fat roasties with no redeemable qualities. they wish they could as sweet, cute, beautiful, and elegant as our queen.
I don't "get" what she is. Is she like Rose and makes videos or is she like that girl that has a bunch of bfs on skype? Or is she something in between? I kind of tune you guys out like the old Kpop threads
ITT: We talk about languages we fucking despise. Me, I fucking loathe Spanish and German. Fuck them both to hell.
I hate whatever language black people speak. I can't understand a word of it, yet it's apparently something that everyone understands but me.
God damn I fucking hate hearing people speak chinese. It's the most annoying language I can think of.
I also don't really like how Arabic sounds when it's spoken, as it tends to sound like the person speaking has some phlegm stuck in their throat, but I find that it sounds really nice when sung, such as in a nasheed like this.
How can whiteboiz even hope to compete?
Feels thread, what are you feeling?
I'll be the first to blog
>dreamed of HER last night
>we're smiling together
>we're about to go on a romantic dinner together
>I wake up
Haven't been able to get that dream out of my head. I feel 10x lonelier today than yesterday.
I don't want to look into my future. I am fucking lost and don't know what to do with my life, I shouldn't have been born. Nobody to reach out, no skills acquired throughout the whole time frame, nervous as fuck every day, without a reason.
>Cut off all contact, haven't seen her in 3 years
>Dreamt that I met her, but we didn't talk at all and immediately part ways afterwards
>Woke up, shake it off
>Three days later, was buying lunch at a restaurant
>She greeted me, we shook hands, smiled, and parted ways
Feels like I'm living in a chick flick.
Why are Japanese women so beautiful?
>he still has a Facebook
>he still talks to his friends and family on there
>he pretends they actually give a shit about his life
Why haven't you deleted your normie-reddit, robut?
Potential jobs will search for your facebook. It happens. Just keep a photo there without any information besides basic general shit just to appear normal.
>Why haven't you deleted your normie-reddit, robut?
I deleted the one that reminded me my only friend was dead every day, but then created a shell fb account so I'd still be employable and my mom could still send me nagging messages.
You have 10 seconds to explain why are you a robot, il start
>i find video games and memes more important than social life
>i rarely go outside on sunlight
I live in my basement with my pet brains
So you are also trips owner?
GET THE COOL SHOE SHINE
These triple doubles have been officially checked
Its Misaki Friday men
There's snow on the ground and only 3 more Fridays in 2016
Why haven't you become a bonerific trap yet? Do you not want to feel pretty?
Working on it, just gimme a minute.
Kind of but not really, trying to lose the weight. Hoping the acne clears up along with the weight going away.
Might try to get back into cross dressing (I bought a dress back in 2012 before the weight gain and all that, would like to have more cute clothes).
Don't plan on getting too serious with it though, its not like I can wear it outside. It'll just be a nice side bonus if everything works out, just something for fun.
>tfw balding at 20
>tfw no balding gf so I dont feel as bad about it
Just thought I'd give y'all some words o' hope on this fine morning. A fedora tip to you too.
Well, /r9k/? Which do you think is the correct answer?
What do you think the percentage is for women?
I herd u were meen to sumwan on hir.
plis stob, ok?
rimembear tu be nise to beebl on the inderned.
hey little sperg, would you like to try some milk?
>ywn milk a bursting cowtit woman
>she will never have a glazed over look as you pump the milk from her breasts
>she will never thank you for relieving the pressure in a sensual voice and follow it with a kiss on the cheek
>"hehe anon show me a picture of yourself!"
>She stops messaging back
>still no gf cause they are all whores
>"Show me what you got anon ;)"
>pull out small cock even when hard
>She laughs about it, and stops messaging me
>Larger then average penis
>Finally get trap QT
>Asks for dick pic
>Usually get compliments on dick.
>Leaves and blocks me
REEEEEEE FUUUCK YOUU OREGANO PIZZA POST
Why is reddit so lame? how did the shitty humor start? is it normal faggotry or another type of retardation?
Why are green sneakers so popular these days?
I want to kick these people to death.
How do u get a gf like pic related
white people are mentally ill
seriously, it's ALWAYS ONLY WHITE people who do this shit
>a hair gets stuck in your urethra
>tfw piss gets stuck in your urethra but you know you have to get it out because it's causing you odd pains so you have to sit around and push it out like shit
PEPE IT'S TIME WE SETTLED THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
>tfw the Wall is real for men too
>no one's willing to cut me any slack because I'm not cute anymore
>mind going to shit
>get tired easier
>possibilities narrowing to nothing
>can't go back to school without looking like a total retard failure shitcase
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>went been going to the gym for years
>tfw tore my bicep
>need to go to the doctor
>don't know it my insurance covers it
>tfw on medi-cal
I'm fucking terrified.
>tfw have yet to hit my prime
>tfw still have a chance
Yeah if you're not at least financially stable and well along in a good paying career as an older guy then you are pretty much worth nothing. Financial security is the only appeal of older men. When you hear girls say "Older guys are hot" they are thinking about having a Daddy to take care of them.
What glasses won't make me look like a hipster faggot?
I wanted glasses, not eye surgery. Don't reply to my thread ever again.
Femanons, do you like your pussy? Or do you think it's ugly?
This fucking blows my mind
There are people who actually spend weeks on a freezing cold ship or land in Antarctica in shitty weather conditions and then climb mountains for hours in subzero conditions
Like for real there are actual people who do this stupid dangerous uncomfortable shit for fun; just for kicks. They save up like tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars for the privilege.
Meanwhile I have to psyche myself up to clean up all the shit on my floor and on my sink even though that's something I should do for the sake of my own sanity and hygiene and is totally safe and takes not very much strength or concentration
It's just mind blowing the contrast.
They hire the best guides and buy the best equipment, they're never really in danger. It's an activity for wealthy adrenaline junkies with no serious obligations. The days of romanticized exploration of exotic places are over, it's an industry now.
Turns out he actually deleted his channel.
That is, his 2nd channel which had no purpose other than to get him a golden playbutton.
So basically, he's a fucking pussy?
Is anyone actually surprised?
Did you actually think he would delete his channel which has 50 million views and all his videos from the past 6 years?
WEW, honestly think it was a smart way to say fuck you to sensationalist news outlets, YouTube itself, and haters. Hey, he got what he wanted. 50 mil. Everyone got BTFO by this fag
>promise to delete my channel
>don't to it
>actually do it
/diabolical/ in my opinion
Get in here for feels & music
Yes you! Let's make a deal, shall we? You can have sex with me if you let me feed off your soul?
/r9k/. I drunk too much, went for a shower just now but I still feel like I'm going to lose control, what do I fuck do I do until I get my control, fuckkk I've never felt like this ;_;
I feel like I'm gonna pass out lmao
If you were going to pass out, you wouldn't be this legible in text.
Unless you're a diabetic/pre-diabetic or something and the alcohol is fuckin w/ur glucose and shit. Something like that.
alright I guess I'm not too much far gone, fuck why am I such a pierce shit
FUCK EVERYTHING i fucking hate the Island and all the people ahhhhhhhhh sorry /r9k/ for shuitposting so much