I see a lot of skinny cucks here who want to get big for Stacy. It's pretty sad. This is the most aesthically pleasing body type desu.
>mfw my veiny hands and forearms make my dick diamonds
>mfw my tiny 7" dick looks huge against my skelly waist
>tfw no qt skelly bf
Ask a portuguese national (soon to become international) truck driver anything...
It's the holidays so i got some time to kill... Come in and share your stuff, feels, anything... Just keep this thread comfy.
Well, i'm ready for your questions
hey r9k would you fuck a black chcik? What if she looked like this? What ifthe only way you could lose your vcard was too a black girl.
Or would you wanna fuck these hoes? There n white girl ass is not that fat and their tittes anit that big. I would still fuck tho.
I tried asking out a black chick once. It did not go well. I ended up touching her hair she called me a creep. The whole school found out i hit on her i never got laid. Girls would laugh at me if i even tried to talk to them. Im still at virgin at 24. At least 20% lf white males are in the same boat as me.
Faces of down syndrome thread
self bump because fuck people with down syndrome
How the FUCK do I get back out there after my first relationship as a person with robot tendencies? I mean I kind of stumbled upon my first one while trying to pretend to be a normie as a 27-year-old KV. It was a semi LDR as in we saw each other roughly every two months. The break up was partly caused by this but I think part of it was how crazy, obsessive and clingy I got although they are too nice to openly admit it to me. How do I forgive myself for fucking it up? I don't know where I would find someone new, how to open up to them, and be myself when I feel so absolutely...
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just join tinder and do the exact opposite of what r9k tells you to do
The thing is that I'm preoccupied with how people view me. The thought of my ex thinking about what an absolute crazy loser I am is driving me crazy. Can't imagine meeting a lot of people and making a fool of myself in front of them.
Would you let a big strong beautiful woman carry you like a princess?
>tfw 6'1'' and can't find a tall girl that doesn't look deformed
Why even live?
>girl breaks up with BF
>she comes to me to talk about it
Have I been established as a beta orbiter with no chances? Or does the fact that we have such an intimate relationship mean I can still have a shot?
In the months after 9/11 the NYFD started a program where firefighters were assigned to help the widows who lost their husbands in the attacks. The firemen would do things like cooking, fixing shit around the house, or just keeping the widows company.
After several months, there was a HUGE epidemic of divorces in the NYFD. Turns out a lot of the firefighters fucked the women they were assigned to console.
Learn from this, OP!!
If you don't try to capitalize on the situation then yes you are the beta orbiter. This is easy enough to figure out. If you go for it and she says no then you're just the shoulder to cry on. Take from that what you will. If you go for it and she says yes then you did have the kind of relationship you asked about. So in short just fucking go for it.
We always hype up irl as some shitshow where we're stamped on by normies but it just isn't like that. I have zero trouble talking to people (although I am emotionless). I just don't give a shit. I see hot girls and they're not disgusted with me. I just pay zero attention to them and vice versa. The thought of "le being so le alpha and talking to them" seems like an unthinkable faux pas.
I think the horrifying thought I have is not of having people throw rocks at me when I go outside. IT's being 100 % invisible.
Do you have any plans for 2016, robots?
For me, 2016 is THE year. I'll either be a get a qt gf or I'll kill myself. Here's my plan: lose weight (i've already lost 30lbs in 2015; a few more to go), start going to the gym, go to a therapist to see if it helps in any way, buy better clothes, try tinder/okcupid (i know they suck if you're not chad, but worth a try).
I think i'll reach normal weight by the end of february. i'm not sure what i'm going to do after that other than try dating sites/apps. Maybe I'll get a job.
I'll celebrate another birthday. Nothing will change
I approve your choice of starting to lose weight, but don't choose between life and death over a girlfriend. Like really, love is not everything in this world and i don't think it has to be a forced thing through stuff like OkCupid
Don't be dumb
someone please buy me a kebab edition
Is there a website where I can just pay someone to be my friend for a day? Preferably less then $10 an hour.
Janny is a cunt edition
ITT: Stupid shit you did on 4chan that ended with people laughing at you
I'll go first:
>Made this thread
I posted my boobs on /b/ in 2007, because I thought it would make me popular enough to become a 'chan'. As you can imagine, this didn't work out for me.
To top it off, I would fantasize about my own chan names that some anon might have given me then.
Hey guys, lets talk about pickles.
What are your favorite kind?
What do you eat them with?
Why are they so good?
>people always called me 'bud' in highschool
>it became kind of a class joke to call me bud
>thought they were being nice cause they thought i was cool
>mfw i just found out they were really just being condescending and making fun of me
why exist relatives
lol you must be the scrawny autist guy that wears dad jeans and autism shoes, a gaming t-shirt with curly hair and glasses that never says anything
chin up bud, it'll get better, just b yourself :-)