i reported a guy for this in league of legends do you think he will get banned?
>"OK, wh ere do i even begin... this 'guy' put >his hands on the keyboard and trolled the >letters in chat in a way like no otther... 1. he >made everyonne mad.
>2. this fuckin DUDE trolled by being so bad >and he was also playing thresh
>3. ok now this is the part where he is trolling >hard : so we were fighting and i said >something and he said i was a 'dumbass'
>that is not acceptable please ban and slam >his account thanks "
How's that youtube channel coming along?
>tfw no huge vag gf
this is literally my fetish
nice quads, I want to stuff my face down there. it's beautiful.
18 year old gf (who looks about 15) has just fallen asleep next to me
Robots, why is the world so dark?
I'm not even depressed anymore, I'm not in constant pain, but I am saddened by the fact that innocence almost doesn't exist anymore.
There's a certain purity to things that doesn't exist. Everything is ironic, everything is sarcastic, almost everyone values sex over all else, girls aren't innocent, nor do they put on any false pretense of innocence, and men have no innocence either- no purity in pursuit of passions beyond the sexual.
It bothers me a lot. There are no cute couples who marry, both giddy and...
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How does one get a girlfriend?
>be walking home
>see a schoolgirl aged like 11 running
>her skirt is blown up by the wind
>realise she is running towards her parents
>her parents look disapprovingly at me
>just look at them blank faced
Post what you're listening to today, robots
I kind of hope something shitty happens to you soon now :/
Idk why but, it probably has something to do with that pleb-tier taste of yours.
My gf wont even drink with me because she spent 2 years getting drunk every day and I assume she got drunk raped because of it. Yet she keeps reminding me about the bottle of wine we bought together.
How many red flags should I be keeping an eye out for? Seems like a big soup of fucked up.
live your fuckin life. if you can't deal with the fact that she has a shitty past, leave. since you're still with her, I'd say that you wanna stay with her, so your best bet is to ~~stop being a cunt and focus on the present~~!!
I think it's absolutely ridiculous to expect someone to not have meaningless sex a few times in their lifetime. People have sex, and being drunk makes it happen a lot quicker. I don't know much about what my wife did in college, but I'm sure she fucked a couple of people. And I did the same, so who am I to judge?
>one chance at life
>Don't experience ASMR
>tfw just BTFOd a racist
Racism is a meme. Ignore the presidential election entirely and just correct people when they're acting like a caricature of their own race for lack of a personality and education, be it yours or another. Disregard Semitic religion and gender politics.
who else here is too socially inept for friendships and relationships
i've accepted the fact that i'm never going to have a close friend/s who actually want to hang out with me, or a gf
What is the cutoff age when you can no longer be Chad? Are there Chads in their 30s?
My uncle is like 45-50 and is fit because he works in construction. He slays pussy he finds online every week, sometimes fucking different women in the same week. He would fuck bitches that work at gas stations, I saw it. I would consider him a Chad for that. And it's no bullshit too, the bitches would come to him too! I lived with him for 3 years. Tons of hot milfs. I got to fuck 2 of his bitches in the 3 years I lived there. He has a small dick too so I have no idea how he did it. I guess it was his charisma and shit.
What music do you listen to while night driving?
>tfw no slutty sex addicted gf whose cocklust can't be sated with just one cock
>C-can I touch your b-boobs
Aww, he's so stupid
I want to fuck your butt while you cry!
>5 posts today
>only 2 >>(You)s
When does it end?
also >>(You) general
>post in a (You) thread
>don't reply to anyone
100% pure devil
Also check 'em
Would you smooch with a girl like Kongou?
Every relationship I've had has been abusive. How can I fix this? Is it possible? Is becoming an hero my only choice?
>tfw no bf to watch halloween movies and eat candy with
I don't know why so many of you autists view your disorder as an advantage or a gift. You are literally incapable of deep thought and have minds that are only good with details, not the larger picture.
i hate shit like pic related. it's not necessarily something you should be proud of having
Lorazepam or xanax whats better
Benzos are absurdly addictive and create a physical dependency. That's not something you want to get started on. I took that shit for a month and nearly died from the withdrawals.
What do you robots think of the early 2000s?
No /Supreme/ thread?
Is it actually a meme or should I get one? There are two 2-3/10 chicks that I could possibly get with but I don't know if it's worth wasting my time on someone I don't even care about.
Pic related is the type of girl I would actually want to date
There are chicks available to you for mana draining that arent fat? Sounds good
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing tighty whities.
There's a tumblr called ilikecutboys or something where the chick running it has a wide on for circumcised men in tighty whiteys.
Catfished her a couple times
Her body is literally perfect.
Also jesus christ does this guy have all of his weight in his gut? Nigga looks pregnant.
Also I just like the balanced diet meme and I'm just generally unconcerned with my health and looks.
What the fuck do I have going for me? Jobless, street-stupid, uneducated, undisciplined, and my parents won't believe I need help.
My life is heading for oblivion
>"Oh yeah wojak, you finally came"
>"you come to me, hoping for revenge for all that i have done"
>"But you will never defeat me wojak, you are weak but i am strong"
>"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT PEPE"
>"I AM MUCH STRONGER NOW AND YOU WILL FALL FROM YOUR THRONE OF MISCHIEF"
>"haha, nice try, but i already have my field up buddy"
Do you even deserve a girlfriend?
Smh... I don't think you do, losers.
Do girls care if you've never had another girlfriend?
Girls will care if you're a virgin/never had a girlfriend the older you are, 20+ and she's gonna think what the hell is wrong with you...
Better get an onahole to practice on and how to female finger masturbation videos if you want any luck senpai
>tfw I'm a wizard so none of that will make a difference
Of course. On their most basic level women are copycats. They want what other women have strictly because other women have it. They do what other women do strictly because "well everyone else is doing it."
If you aren't the thing other women are wanting/doing, then neither will she.
>Dropped out from the university after 2 years hard studying..
>i worked hard part time so i can support myself and live on my self because poor as fuck parents
>left my agressive and egoistic girldfriend
>i am going to lose my part time job in a month
>alone and with no friends
..and worst of the worst
>post a thread about my life on /r9k/
So, this is what you call a collapse,...
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Nope, but I'm sure in a few years I'll be in the exact same situation you're in. Don't have much else to say.