What's the most attractive thing that the opposite sex (or same sex) can do that they have control over for you?
Example: can't say have big tits unless you expect them to get a boob job
Example: good hygiene
Being this white and cute.
How socially acceptable is it to lose your virginity to a hooker? Also, permavirgin thread.
I lost my virginty with a hooker
shit was cash, picked the grill like something you would buy on amazon. Paid 80eu for 30mins. Came twice while she didn't but that's a whore for you.
Don't tell people, just make up a story. My friend made the mistake of telling everyone about it, and all the girls in our group ridiculed him behind his back.
I say go for it robocopter
Is it better to masturbate every day or twice every other day?
>make some faggot thread on /b/ about the universe being a simulation that I monitor
>faggots genuinely believe me and continuously ask questions
None of them believe you fucking autist, they just play along for those sweet r/4chan caps.
You're being mocked by redditors right now.
Because we're a target of derision.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
We will win.
anyone else really bad at video games here?
I can't even be good at being a fucking robot neckbeard, it sucks.
The moment i try to play any multiplayer game i just get so fucking mad because i keep getting killed and rage quit
I put down Dark Souls after 10 minutes, never picked it up again. It was like a bad dream.
Anyone else know my feels?
i wanna play games all day but i have a shit attention span and doccy wont give me adderal so i just shitpost /r9k/ all day, my average time per thread is like 45 seconds its sad
The color of this pen is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he ever uses the word "douce"
>he has a very long greeting or goodbye
>he never challenges authority or other people, but always complains about it/them afterwards
>he wears blank t-shirts, goes for chinos over jeans, and (god forbid) wears checkered shirts
Any other white(knight) flags for men?
I wear plaid shirts with stuff like this? I've never been criticised for it
Why hasn't Taylor been BLACKED yet.
She has. how big are these bulls? taytay is like 5'10''
>have a wife
>both are female
My dad just bought a Ferrari 458.
Should I drive it and try and get hot Staceys or will it always fail since it's my dads?
Please post in my thread it'd make me happy
pretty smug thread you got here op
>Hey OP! ...Stop! Where are you going in such a hurry?
>Oh, what a nice thread you have here.
>You don't mind if me, derek, and blake post in here for a bit, right?
>We'll give you your thread back tomorrow.
>Tried working out
>Tried video games
>Tried learning a language
>In 3 days 2006 will be 10 years ago
>hundrets of Chads born past 2000 in your city lost their virginity already
How are you doing, lad?
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw blonde haired beta male
>tfw even if I dyed my hair to look more alpha it would still look like shit
I hate being a blondlet