>spend all day looking at my monitor browsing 4chan
>been 7 years living like this now
this can't be healthy
>need to get viagra prescription or something from the DR
>have to explain to nurse first and she jots it down and gives to DR to examine
>useless strategy imo because DR asks you to re explain it anyway so the premade file by the nurse is now null
>anyway, don't want to tell nurse about dick problems
>not sure what to say to the nurse to get away with her not knowing about my...
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Yeah. Get anti-depressants, they gave me anti-depressants induced ED. Say to the doc: "yo doc, I'm not sure I enjoy these anti-depressants, they repress my libido man, I can't into fuck." He'll give you viagra. Plus you'll have anti-depressants so no more depression (not entirely true, but hey, it can't hurt)
>Say to the doc
Yeah, I know what to say to the doctor, the question is what excuse do I give to the nurse. Otherwise I'll probably never get it sorted. Because some indian student bitch doesn't need to know about my shit dick.
Anybody else from Nottingham?
Why is everybody here so sexual?
I thought you guys were the opposition, but it almost seems as if you're masquerading as it.
What's your hobby, /r9k/?
>still 5/10 because face is hideous
What do I do now?
>have gf be uncut cum inside pussy no condor
>/r9k/ becomes instantly irrelevant and cucked forever
Why aren't you meditating yet, robots?
There is ample medical and scientific evidence about the benefits to both the brain and the body of meditation; it makes you smarter, fitter, and healthier, even leaving aside the more intangible benefits of being more mindful. But even more than that, meditation has also been shown to be effective at treating depression.
One thing you won't find in the medical literature, however, is what I call "Stupid Buddhist Tricks." Zen meditation makes you intensely aware of your body and nerve impulses, and as a result of biofeedback you will gain control over processes which are normally autonomic. So, for example, I can move my eyes independently of one another, wiggle my ears, and speed up and slow down my heartbeat at will. And I also have some minor control over my thermoregulation, meaning I can turn my body's thermostat up and down so that I can be comfortable in both hot and cold weather. There are people who focus specifically on mastering thermoregulation through meditation, a discipline called "tummo," who can sit naked in the snow and be perfectly comfortable (see pic).
So why aren't you meditating yet, robots? If you need help, most major cities have a meditation centre to help, and they won't turn anyone away. If finances are a problem, most roshis (teaching masters) will accept a respect offering (like a bowl of oranges) as an alternative to money.
>So, for example, I can move my eyes independently of one another, wiggle my ears, and speed up and slow down my heartbeat at will.
If 'meditation' becomes the subject of bait both as elaborate and as intentionally transparent as this, not all is lost.
What brings you here?
Any other manlets here ending it before 2016. I just cant take it anymore, no matter the clothes, the face, the muscles, anything im still the same height as a 14 year old girl and therefore never taken seriously. Im tired of faking all the time...
tldr: any other manlets killing themselves on new years eve?
pic related me in the middle 5'7
this fucking motherfucker at my right is 3 inches taller and got his goddamn life on a silver platter already, just bcuz off his fucking height. I wont diss the taller one cuz hes my bro, but still I would KILL for 2 fucking inches
I cant believe technology is sending people to other planets, cloning living beings from dna samples but cant fucking make someone taller on a unnoticeable way and without fucking his legs or shit for life. just fuck my goddamn shit already
>she asks for a dick pic
WHY IS 4CHAN GOING DOWN EVERY FEW DAYS????!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SHIT HARDLY EVERY HAPPENED UNDER MOOT, FUCK YOU HIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>not wearing a facemask
this is literally a robot's best friend, enjoy never having to care about your appearance again
i'm seriously considering moving to alaska just to be able to wear it every day
Are there any pics of Finn fucking Rey?
4th NYE alone incoming
last year i went to sleep and woke up cause of the fireworks
>tfw i got really drunk and fell asleep at around 10pm at a huge party
>woke up at 3am
>my friends still make fun of me for it to this day