Anons I'm lazy, what should I get for dinner?
Pic related, my options.
Try the Mcdonald's mozzarella sticks and tell me what you think, senpai.
Even though I know that existence is meaningless, I can't help but feel like I wasted my life doing nothing, because I could never decide what to do, or put in much work towards pipe dreams that probably would never happen, and would feel not worth the effort even if they did. I feel like I lack any agency, I am passive, helpless, ineffectual. I don't feel at all depressed, and I'm 0% suicidal, but I don't want to do anything. I don't want to work, I don't want to compete for anything, I don't want to be good at anything, and even if I tried I would just end up daydreaming, masturbating or any other passive activity thats comfortable at the moment. There is no way out, I am stuck here in this brain and body, in this time period, on this planet. Somehow the atoms, molecules and cells that make up my body creates the illusion of consciousness and free will, which is what the internal observer considers "me," but beyond that, I have long since shed my ego. My identity is only my momentary self perception which is too ephemeral to elucidate. I can't believe that any opinions, feelings, likes or dislikes I have will stay the same very long, nor do I believe in anything strongly enough as to convince other people it is factual, or even that I do in fact believe it, and naturally my beliefs are always subject to change when evidence or emotion sways them from their temporary arrangement. I am God, but so are you, and everything else that ever exists, or never exists.
>take 20mg of oxycodone
>no euphoria or pleasantry
>tfw depressed and sad for so long that not even percocet can cheer you up
>cant even abuse drugs to numb the pain
I want to get off this ride
I felt the same way on downers. Took every painkiller under the sun and didn't understand the hype. Have you tried uppers? Amphetamines ruined my life but they're really excellent.
Is there anything this woman can't do?
>minding my own business
>suddenly run into a cute girl and his boyfriend
>she notices me, and afterwards starts to look at me a lot without her boyfriend noticing
Why do girls do this? Is it a validation thing? Should I do something?
Who /paranoid/ here? Just recently got myself a qt aspie gf, and I'm fucking terrified that she will cheat on me with chad or tyrone. How do I calm down?
Can't say I've had a gf before, but I know how you feel. ever since I got an expensive laptop, every sound I hear that vaguely resembles a crack I have to frantically search the screen and around the corners. I also impulsively run virus scans all the time.
I don't think there's a good way to prevent it, just make sure that you're in control enough to feel justified that she won't go fucking other guys. also, try to make yourself seem more appealing than them, listen to her, talk...
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Do you own any sex toys?
various gigantic big black dildos (probably 5 or 6 total), 2 butt plugs, some giant anal beads that only 2 can fit in me, uhh a pink chastity cage, 3 leggings, a pink bra & panties, and black skirt.
I'm not joking or trolling, I'm 100% serious.
Frogs and Feels Cafe
>Its Almost 2016 Edition
Since the Frogs and Feels Tavern hasn't been open for a couple of days, and I'm lacking the picture to open it myself, I announce the Frogs and Feels Cafe.
It's essentially the Frogs and Feels Tavern, in a much comfier setting.
We serve drinks of many types, and scones!
And all we ask in return is some feels.
So, what'll it be Anons?
I'm going to make some coffee and turn on my heater in preparation to laugh at your RP bullshit this evening.
I keep alienating friends, a wasted money on a bass when i might be homeless for half of this month, and I recently learned I have cancer. I tried killing myself before and saw what it did to my family; too big a coward to try again.
A coffee would be nice.
> people with nut allergies
If touching a nut kills you, you'e supposed to die.
Fuck that- give me that pc ed has in bebop. I want the firepower but cant drag around a full case. Why has nobody hit that market? Is it part of the iJews fad?
Am I missing something robots? Does my paradise pc already exist?
So you want both power, that probably requires decently sized hardware, thinness that comes with the most basic shit that a weak NEET like you can lift, and then it to be so cheap everyone and their third world grandmother can afford? Nigga you probably think Bernie sanders has good economic policies too huh?
Can we all be chad?
>mfw just took a MASSIVE squishy dump that seemed endless
>bowels and stomach feel super clean now
I love how awful and grotesque this post is, I appreciate it a lot OP.
I ate two medium pizzas today, both with banana peppers. I have been birthing little brown boys and girls all night. A few times the bowl has been filled with blood. Really having a good time.
You guys want to feel amazing
Do this: buy a small bottle of miralax and mix a cap full into a half a glass of water and drink it and repeat every 15 minutes until the bottle is gone.
You're going to want to stay home and near your toilet.
What convention are you going to next, robot?
>that one black girl who always makes threads about asian girls
Where is she?
Nothing. Keep it up with the shitpost threads desu
Is birding beta?
I'm kind of getting into it.