Who here /bulliedsomeone/
I hate bullies, and I always feel bad for doing this
>Drama/Dance student guy talks to me
>he talks in a very gay way purposely for humor
>he pretends to flirt with me
>says some graphic shit about sucking my cock
>I am mildy uncomfortable, but dont really care
>think its kind of funny
>one time he gently punched my cock
>I hang out in a large group of normies
>they tell me that I am basically being molested by this kid
>they say Im gay unless I beat him up
>announce to the whole school Im gonna fight this kid
>I dont want to. Im skinny but know Ill destroy this drama student
Then it happens
>friends push me into the ring
>I grab his neck
>I punch his stomach a few times
>I push him against the wall and hold him by neck
>he didnt resist or fight back
>I become a legend around the school
>kid is extremely humiliated and deletes his social networks and falls into depression
When I was in middle school, I got picked on a lot, so I went after the only person I could, some girl from a foreign country who had difficulties with English.
It was a terrible thing for me to do.
Why do all these skags think their proud and unique stand for muh feminism is the most important, first thing to talk about on an app for sluts? And why are they all fat?
How the fuck do you failed normans even get your matches to say a word?
>women getting mad at trump for grabbing pussy and being alpha
>they're all literally whores in one way or another
>women complain that Trump's locker room talk is evil and sexist
>have 50 Shades of Grey sitting on their bookshelves
I watched Interstellar for the first time.
Still adapting to real life.
AMA I suppose.
Who else here loves being tipsy and drunk? it just feels right, weed doesnt do it for me gets me too paranoid doesnt feel good, i guess i gotta try other drugs to see if theyre as good as being tipsy/drunk does for me, seriously id love to just go through life in a constant tipsy mentality, then maibe ill be able to make it, i feel so good and content tipsy, its the best feeling ever, pic related what im feeling good off of right now
>just emptied my balls into a sock again
4 inchers to thick heavy 10 inchers, I test blowjob everytime I eat a cucumber to see how it feels and how much I can take.
It also turns me on a little bit, thinking how innocent pretty chicks would doing it right now on Chad cocks.
Eating a big one now.
I'm a straight guy
Another day, another 3 lbs of high quality steak purchased for $5.99 per lb.
More steak that the normies will not have.
It is quite simple and devious- while normies are paying upwards of $30 for a good meal at the bars, I will be paying $10 for two good meals of steak dinner.
I will eat all the steaks, leaving none for the hungry Normans.
I don't know how to put this. The steak you buy isn't the streak they sell at the restaurant. Only a small % of beef is prime or better and that's what the $30 steak cuts are.
They are paying more for a far superior eating experience and to be social. You're buying the worst beef the distributor can unload...
>go home early
>overheard mom and dad talking
>do you remember those times when we were thinking at this time anon will have a successful life with a great job
>yeah and we wanted grandkids so many grandkids damn that was my dream to hold my grandkid baby in my arm since anon turned 15
>well if this goes on we will have an adult baby forever
>haha (painful laughter)
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Look what I did r9k.
I'm at work. I love retail XD
>tfw successful with job and happy but can no longer wallow in comfy self pity since I am actually happy
Serious question, If you arent using drugs how do you enjoy life?
I have hobbys, I make music, I play games, I work, but I NEED drugs to function and life isnt worth living without them. They are like a necessity like food (I use weed, heroin, benzos, and amphetamines).
Seriously, what do you even look forward to if you dont use drugs?
no one has really sold me on meditation before
so you sit there with nothing on your mind, then somehow go into a dream like state?
genuinely curious if you can share the appeal
Who /erectiledysfunction/ here?
>tfw either can't get it up or on the rare occasions I do I can never cum
How old are you? I sometimes get it and I'm about to be 30. It happens when you get older.
Weed helps but sort of causes it in long run, if you're desperate. Also I've noticed zinc, multivitamin and water help. Try shitting as much as you can too, I know it sounds weird but it helps get the blood and flowing down. So does working out and yoga.
It looks like your two days of freedom are going by very quickly wagie.
>mfw I can't even order anything online because family makes a big deal out of packages and watches me open them
Nowhere else to post so
>parents just set me an "opposite curfew", or the time I can earliest come home during weekends
>have to be out enjoying "college life" to at least 10pm
No better time to kill myself.
ITT: We share Wojaks and expand our folders together
I dont see this one posted too much but I really really like it.
>Browsing F searching for M on craigslist
>"24 year old looking to lose her virginity"
>be 20 year old KHV, respond instantly
>regret it, think its some sort of scam or catfish
>messages me back, shes more nervous than me
>go to her place, she says no sex tonight
>end up doing everything, lose our vcard together
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>I told her I just wanted to be friends,
You shut the fuck up amd fuck her more, date her even. She likes you, she's very attractive especially for a big chick, and she wants your dick. Keep fucking her idiot.
you fucking retard, nice bait but next time flip and/or change the colours on the image
>tfw can't do a single pullup
They're hard senpai.
Especially if you do the correct form and go from fully lowered BUT NOT SLACK arms all the way up, with an overhand grip wider than shoulder width.
Gonna be a long time before we crack it senpai. I give myself until January but maybe you can do it faster.
>tfw pull ups are easy to me because of half Chad genes
Too bad the rest are beta
What's worse? Balding? Or growing gray hair?
Anon, are you really gonna vote for that pig Trump?
It's that time again lads.
Would anyone be willing to buy me a PSN giftcard? There's nudes in it for you if you do.
I'm a trap btw
Thread for hansom anons only. Must be above 7/10 to post here
I am going to start
>tfw at least 7/10 and still no qtgf
>still a virgin
Wtf I hate women now
I've been coming here since 2008 somehow
Is he the new king of /r9k/?
what do you think of open marriages /r9k/?
would you have one?, I sure won't.
I think it's strange how people in open relationships insist that they're happy and it's like they can't be happy unless they are pushing the shit on you too. Like I'm ruining their fun by being monogamous, I mean what crawled up their ass?
I am 24 years old, I have a gf, I have a job.
And I never enjoyed anything in my entire life more than playing World of Warcraft for 20 hours straight, raiding with my guild, reading Warcraft books, living half of my life in this fantasy world.
How stupid am I? Pic rel, it's my wallpaper
>older brother is 24
>cute girl that works with him always tells other coworker how cute my brother is
>brings him candy and chocolate almost every night she works
>brother makes no advances and just plays runescape all day
Meanwhile I'm a KV
>tfw too sad to eat
I'm 6'7 and currently at 161lbs, I don't know how people are even able to eat 3 full meals a day, it's so much.
I've never experienced a weight loss saddening. I'm never to sad to be a fat ass. My soul is a fat kid.
How can I get a qt to break up with or cheat on her Marine bf of 2 years? She's a freshman in uni, I'm a senior. Her bf didn't go to college but is a year older than her, they have been apart for most of their relationship because of his military service. He was a typical football playing Chad in high school, the kind of guy you would picture going into the Marines but not that attractive. Chad in every area but face, kind of a dweeby looking guy. I am much taller and cooler.
So how do I get this poor 18 y/o girl to leave her meathead Chad bf for me?
Well probably not cooler, he's a hotshot Chad but you know. The only girl I ever fucked had a bf at the time so I know I can do it. I just don't know how to get close with this girl, our age difference and me being a loner is a huge obstacle.
>haven't left my bed in 2 years
Any arguments against naming my Rocket League account "Total Fuckboy"...?