Sex won't make you happy /r9k/
Is your cock as big as a woman's face?
Wakey wakey wagecuck its time to go to work! Arent you eager to get fucked by your boss today?
What are the main reasons why you won't date a girl? Be honest.
Why am I still single after desperately searching for a man?
>tfw will never see or touch a firm, erect cock ever
Be honest, why don't you have a girlfriend, r9k?
not that good looking; bad personality; no social status; no future
I don't want one.
I had one once and have been close to it other times, and it's too much pressure and too much freedom given up, for too little reward. Just not worth it.
That might change if I had a chance with somebody I really really liked, but I'm not interested otherwise. I wasted 5 years of my life having a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend and it was the worst mistake I've ever made.
Has anyone actually ever gotten a gf / become friends with a girl on here? This seems like literally the last place to talk to girls.
really stressed out
I live in a shed and its cold and im sick and i have a shitty job and dont make much money and im trying to move into a place and unforseen shit keeps getting in the way
That and im trying to make manager at my job and the district manager is going to be working at my store for a week and i have to work for her while she watches me
I need to go to sleep because i have to wake up early in the morning but im too stressed
is it gay to like futa?
Post you're literal 10/10 girl
i'll see your tumblr whore and raise you one persian/white pornstar
>started dating this girl
>I fell for the love meme
>few weeks pass
>all is good
>message me out of nowhere
>"Its not going to work out anon."
>hear from friend later that she got back with her ex
Why shouldn't I just end it all now?
She was the first girl to ever give me any attention...
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>literally everything posted
>cept codependent with girl
>alcoholic, pothead, coke fiend, pill popper
>gives me STD
>blames on me
>breaks up with me
>cry while chuggin a pint of vodka
>day dream every night about the next girl
>the love meme keeps cycling
I just want a girl that...
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>tfw family gets mads and says im wasting or "running" the hot water when i bathe and wash my hands
why am i not allowed to have good hygiene
What do I say, /r9k/?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE how did a scrawny beta faggot like you match with that stacy
Two tripfags, posting in unison. Physically joined, mentally: approved.
We are sitting next to each other IN REAL LIFE. Two NEETS - ONE PURPOSE:
to answer all of your AMAs.
So there we have it: we are phone posting together and you will AMA.
Do u guys fuk each other OP? TELL TRUTH
This is THE life to trip into and find yourself in. When you and your buddy can drop 10 redpills in one dose while living bohemian AF, you know its time to give some sage advice. AMA
I am going to the social security lady now so i can get NEET buxx.
Wish me luck robots. I hope my request for neetbuxx passes.
I'll update you once im done, Anon.
I took the day off work even though there's nothing wrong with me
can be a sign that there might be something wrong with (You).
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Why do you people put getting a gf so high on your priorities list? You all act like having a girlfriend/wife is the end game. Take it from me, girlfriends range from meh to horrible. At best, they start out great and then level out to mediocrity after the 'expectations' stage fizzles out. At worse, they fuck with your psyche, waste your time, cost you money and then fuck you over anyway. I'm not even MGTOW but seriously, women are nothing to chase. Do your own shit, focus on other stuff and if a woman comes along, so be it. If not, so be that also.
A man's worth is measured on how many women he has fucked.
I have fucked 0 women therefore I have no worth.
I didn't want things to be this way but society decided for me before I was even born, so what else can I do?
A man's worth is not measured by how many women he's fucked. I would argue the opposite. A man's worth is measured on the quality of his character. A part of that character is not giving into the sexual degeneracy of the age.
I don't know. Jealousy? Loneliness? Society tells people to couple and breed. Everyone fears aging so there is a ticking clock in all these robots heads. Liberal propaganda is pretty much the reason for everything these days.
H-hi Anon-chan, its nice to see you here. W-what are you doing anon-chan? Why?
Why don't you use pretty girls for this kind of threads? Do shills NEVER have good taste?
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>old enough to bully and then shoot to death
>not old enough to have consensual sex with
Femanons. Could you forgive a cheater?
> tfw no qt gf with bangs and a peter pan collar dress.
> why livvveeeeeeee?
* slits wrists aesthetically.
How to get a big tits hairy pits chubby/fat Jewess with a big nose and problem glasses and an annoying screechy Janice voice and big teeth, /r9k/?
Look at her, she's so pretty, she's literally perfect except for being a SJW.
There have to be some relatively sane women who look and talk like that, right? I just like this stereotypical look so fucking much.
I just realized that since im going to be alone the rest of my life im free to do whatever the fuck i want with my life. I have no one to dissapoint. I feel so free.
I dont mind my parents, and i dont believe in a caring god.
I mean is not like ill become a serial killer, but shit, i can but little figurines if i want and live somewhere far away in a small appartment just enjoying the day.
boyfriend cheated on me with this girl.... How should I kill myself?
Anyone have any Mommies they'd like to share for me?
Here is another mommy. They don't have to be old to be a mommy. I am trying to put to words the factors necessary.
This is your life now. This is the current year.
> What do /r9k/?
Be proud of my daughter*
That's it, really. She's my daughter, that's it.
What's your type?
>apparently names ending in "a"
>nihilistic monotone kind of attitude
Every girl I've had crushes on / dated have had names ending in an a since fucking gradeschool, is that a thing? If not it sure is a super weird coincidence.
I've been corrupted by 4chan
I no longer have a type because just about everything turns me on
Short Thicc women
Even traps every now and then
All races and all nationalities
You guys wanna check out my Overwatch gameplay video?
I'm thinking of converting to a religion. I don't believe in God at all but I like the idea being part of something; it sounds really comfy. It would be nice to have a little faith in something and to stop being such a cynical cunt all the time. I wouldn't ever go to church/synagogue, I would keep the religion to myself and read the holy book alone etc.
Has anyone else thought about doing this or does anyone else like the idea?
I've liked the idea, but i know that religion is a falsehood.
The jews seem to have an interesting culture, plus they have an entire nation. I'd go with them.
She is so cute for an older woman! I just want to kiss her cheeks!
Cenky poo is my dream boy. He looks like a sand nigger Fred Flinstone.
Aus Thread --- / Anyone who wants to join in really
Last thread I made died out fairly quickly
Hows it been going anons? Anyone in Melb? How's the gf hunt going?