What are some things I can watch that have
>cool people fighting each other
>badass electric guitars in the background
Because those are the best kinds of things to watch.
>Son, im tired of you, you are 18yo+ and you are spending your bests years in a taiwanese forum talking about anime, and of course, you are a virgin, put on your clothes faggot, we are going to see some hookers
what do you do
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHORES DOING HERE? SERIOUSLY JUST GO TO FUCKING >>>/soc/ YOU'LL GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT LISTEN UP IT'S THIS EASY:
1- GO TO >>>/soc/ (please go)
2 - SEARCH FOR A DICK RATING THREAD
3- POST YOUR MEATY PARTS
4-WAIT FOR THE FLOCK (attention need satisfied)
5-CHOOSE THE CHAD POLE THAT MORE FITS YOUR LIKINGS
6- "EXCHANGE CONTACTS", AS THEY SAY
7-GET YOUR ROSTIE A GOOD BIG DICK THICK POUNDING (cock hungry...
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Literally this, get the fuck out rosties now we need a movement for this shit.
>implying I'm not terrified of social interaction
This is "just bee yourself :)" tier advice.
>Come lick my shitter before I kick your ass
>ever being able to kick a man's ass
I'm a fat manlet and I can take her. Put em up bitch
>Thats cool anon, I'll just have Jamal kick your ass for me
> what are you waiting for anon, eat it!
how would you respond?
What's the best way to collect my girl roommate's pee? Note she has her own bathroom and flushes each time she uses it.
When she sleeps, try to squeeze her tummy so her front butt releases pee. Thats risky though.
Just tell her that you need her pee for some school project.
Do you plan on drinking it? If so, cool it down first.
>tfw no nice white boyfriend
Are Italians the true master race?
>greatest civilization of all time
>best looking men
Fuck, how can Northern Euros compete?
DO ANY FEMBOTS LIVE IN VIRGINIA
I FEEL SO ALONE IN THIS FUCKING STATE
>parents are having a big party at our house tomorrow with ~100 people coming
>mixture of old and young people, mostly chads and roasties
>"anon, we expect you to socialize with everyone and not stay in your room all day"
Need backup, send reinforcements pls
my shitty toilet water is all over my bathroom floor and It's making me sucidal ;_;
>buy only the softest toiletpaper I can find
>wipes still come back blood stained on the reg
>can tell it's external because general area surrounding the chocolade hole really really hurts and gets sensitive
Why does this keep happening? Do I have a medical condition? What can I do about this? I don't have a handheld mirror, though I tried to sneak a peek with my phones front camera but it's too hairy 2bh, can't see anything.
Should I just end myself or what
I always used to get that problem, I use wet wipes now and they really help. Whether they're 'flushable' or not, I only need to use like two sheets at the most with them rather than half a roll of toilet paper.
last NC thread died lets get a new one rolling
jacksonville here and hating every second of it
Okay /r9k/ i think i have discovered a semi blue pill ,
bacically this method makes you feel really motivated and happy for a little while
So what do you have to do ? Well i will tell you :
1.) you have to masterbate over somone you LOVE (someone who you really really really want to fuck)
3.) when you are about to orgasam YOU have to then think about something that you want to achive in life (good grades, dream job ect)
Now after you have orgasamed you should be really motivated or happy for a couple of seconds
>couple of seconds
i need a little more than this anon
Why is overbite so common nowadays? Like, 1 in 5 people seem to have it where I live. It's kinda annoying.
In captivity where animals are seperated from their natural, raw diets their jaws actually fracture and break.
>1 in 5
More like 4 in 5. Blame industralized, overly processed food-stuffs for that.
How are beliefs formed?
I didn't say she was going to live through that, but that doesn't mean she didn't have survivable punishments leading up to that. Plus, when other people see that, their beliefs are going to be mentally beaten into them, because they don't want that shit to happen to themselves.
>that feel when realize you're sentient
Who else /crippling alcoholism/ here?
>3 litres beer in the evening to fall asleep, every single fucking day
>decide enough is enough, this has to stop
>switch over to two bottles of red wine instead which makes me feel less like an alcoholic and more like ancient roman upper class
why even live
I've been drinking a bottle of vodka. Fuck I can hardly sit straight. This is what I live for.
Do normies really interact socially instinctively?
Lots of pwople say so, but is that really the case. For me, it's always been about remembering patterns, what to do when someone does something. I highly doubt normies can do all of this without thinking about it.
I'm sure there are people who can aswer this here as this place is so normie-infested.
> For me, it's always been about remembering patterns, what to do when someone does something
Sounds like a sign of either autism, sociopathy or schizoid personality disorder. You better consult a psychiatrist(or a therapist? errrr... mental doctor) to fins out.
And yes, normies actually do it instinctively.
>nobody will check your seven
Have you ever had a benevolent stacy? Mine would listen to my problems and let me massage her back.
Two days of freedom.
What's the harshest / strongest feeling cigarette? So far no matter what I try I haven't found anything stronger than regular marlboro reds. I want something harsher because I have poor taste buds and need excessive sensations to enjoy things.
PS Pls limit answers to brands you're likely to find at a 711.
>mfw im dressed up as a clown in the bushes
tell me what you think about a girl like this ? how do i obtain a gf like this ? how old is she ?
What are you smoking today, smokebots?
eagle 20s because cheapest.
tasted like ass at first but now I'm used to them.
I miss my american spirits, I wish I could get a cheap bag of american spirit tobacco and enjoy the good life for a while just rollan
>go on a date
>woman asks me what I do for a living
>tell her I'm a software developer
>they suddenly look at me like I'm the scum of the earth
>never hear from them again
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY JOB? IT PAYS WELL.
Does any other robot, in their late 20's and nothing else going on for them in life, want to go on an adventure and travel the whole world for a year with me?
Why do men have to be initiators in a relationship but women get to just do dumb stuff like "showing signs"?
Why do women play stupid games? Why is this the societal norm? So many problems would be solved if they were just open about their romantic interests like men have to be.
>show '''''signs'''' all day long to most males
>be interested in most males regardless of looks
>learn later which you like based on how impressed you are by each
>cry rape when the more pathetic ones show interest back
Ever noticed how women change their minds alot? They lie alot, they do know...
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