Fu-Fucking Normiebook making me feel...
I'm a fatass but I actually quite enjoy weightlifting. Would becoming bulky bear mode be enough to attract women? Cardio and dieting is fucking boring and stuffing my face is one of the few things left that make life worth living.
you realize every one in that image has been training for at least like 5 years and has gone through multiple steroid cycles right?
All right, probably something more like this. Whatever.
lmfao even that, you need steroids to get your muscles that hard and big and strong
it just doesnt work like that natty. you cant have bulging biceps and round as fuck delts naturally
this is the kind of "bearmode" tht you might be able to get without the special sauce
There is this girl at the track that I go to and I was wondering how I could approach her and maybe get her number. More details... The track lights aren't on the time that were there. I haven't seen her face but her hair is black and she has a nice petite figure. How can I approach her without giving off a rapey vibe?
>new semester Monday
>new qts to watch from a distance
>tfw positive and optimistic about the new semester before it all inevitably becomes too hard and crashing down all at once
Now that this board is confirmed for dead, where should robots go that want to escape the NEET/Wagekek shitposting and the mentally ill tranny and cuck threads?
We should actually stage a takeover of Reddit. Spout the most insipid drivel you can devise, act like stereotypical Reddit, gain a high ranking position, then the Purge will begin. Shape Reddit into the new 4chan, and begin the new age.
>finally start talking to people again
>a 7/10 wants to hook up with me when winter break is over, was flirting with me intensely over text and snapchat
>horny as fuck, jerk off to the thought of it all
>suddenly get really scared and embarrassed after climax, don't even want to talk to her anymore
WHY AM I LIKE THIS WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME I HAVE A CHANCE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OH MY GOD.
Are you a reverse rapist senpai?
Why should I ever give a fuck about finding a woman when masturbation feels so amazing?
>b-b-ut sex is better
Yeah, fuck off with that normie meme
You can sniff their buttcracks and lick their buttholes.
Any robots in Europe? Feeling excluded from this board since fucking everyone is from america.
What's really happening whenever you see that frog posted.
>Girls adapt their reproduction strategies based on their fathers. It's all about evolution, always.
>Dead/absent father: I live in a hostile environment, I must reproduce quickly and with males who are aggressive and strong enough to survive in a hostile environment (in modern society that mean thugs).
>Beta but present father: My father is OK but I am confused about what I want because I don't admire him at all, he is my mother's bitch so I guess I will look for a submissive...
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There was a study released awhile back that found girls who don't have their biological fathers in their lives actually enter puberty up to two years earlier on average than those who grow up with their biological father.
Stepfather didn't influence it at all, it's biological or nothing. Also it's interesting to note that malnourished women are much more likely to have female children, because even biologically inferior females can reliably reproduce while a weak son would be a genetic dead end.
Basically all women have daddy issues while all...
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I dislike people who use weed greatly and just can't stand them at all. Am I completely fucked in this day and age in all forms social?
As someone who has been both a 420 smoke weed everyday dickhead, and a straight-edge faggot, I can pretty much confirm that 90% of stoners are only actually tolerable when you're just as high as they are.
The ones who spend all their time talking about "weed culture" need to be shot and lynched, but most of them are well-meaning, and are just too baked to hold a decent conversation.
I'm an amphetamine/nicotine person, weed has always been and seemed unimpressive, I have genuinely no idea why they'd even go so far to want to talk about their weed culture.
Think I'm just one of those people that's incompatible with the drug.
What are your New Years Eve plans, bros?
Normie almost chad friends invited me out, presumably to a nightclub (I'm in college). Should I go?
I hate the idea of the effort, having to wait for it to be late and getting a bus in and all the effort that goes along with it.
Plz help should I go or pretend I'm doing something else and make cozy at home?
Who here plays an instrument?
What is it and was it worth the effort?
No I spent years learning 2 instruments and it felt like a shit chore the whole time and I only learned how to play other people's shit
Started producing and actually make my own shit now and it doesn't feel like an ungodly chore anymore and I can do it anywhere from my laptop
>cousin comes over for Christmas
>my dad gets a tablet
>he doesn't use the internet for much outside of cnn and YouTube videos sometimes
>cousin is basically reddit in human form
>explains to my dad how to use reddit, how to make an account, upvote, etc
>dad starts talking about things he read on Reddit a few days later
>he's been sitting on his tablet a lot and occasionally says shit like "upvoted!" or "this guy needs Reddit gold"
My dad's alpha as fuck but it hurts to see him this way. I hate my cousin for bringing him to this; I can only watch as reddit takes hold of any remaining respect I had for my father.
well you missed your chance to convince your dad to be beta like his son by not introducing him to /r9k/
you could've been living a life where you'd hear him in the other room saying,
and calling you senpai