>"you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"
>tfw they actually hitted me because i have glasses
In line for Taco Bell, what should I order before I fuck her and show u guys the goods?
What's /r9k/ listening to tonight? I've got the Doom OST going and it's fucking great.
>ywn open the door and see your unborn self
>Girl is asking me to go out with her tomorrow
>But she wants to go where another guy is
>She's flirting with that guy too
I have no idea what to do now guys, I've never gotten this far when talking to a girl.
Don't waste your time on her if she is flirting with another guy and wants you to go where he will be. You are just her prop to help her get with that guy. It will just be an entire waste of time on your part.
>go to wal-mart with mommy every week
>every time, without fail, they're out of tendies and popcorn chicky at the deli
i can't take this anymore, something's gotta fucking give
>tfw too intelligent for modern mathematics
All of it is wrong, anon. That's the joke.
>BENZOS ARE GREAT!!!!!
I tried a tab of Xanax today and it literally did nothing else than let me sleep like a fucking stone. Vastly overrated dogshit.
Today is my 19th birthday and I have nobody to spend it with not even my parents.
Can we post pictures like this.
I have only this picture, I love how similar they are in composition
I WANNA PLAY BATTLEFIELD 1 BUT MY PC IS IS 5 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE NO JOB TO BUY NEW PARTS AND THE GAME COMES OUT IN 2 WEEKS AND I WANT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
The video card is more important than the processor. If you can scrounge up $300, you can probably run it with a new video card. Just make sure your power supply can handle the load.
how many states have you been to /r9k/?
tell interesting stories about traveling the US
i have a few if anyone cares
ugh I'm an idiot, sorry boys
You now have access to 2 more states
I am actually surprised by the amount of states I've visited, thought it would be less
I really want to visit every state at least once in my life
>I use drugs to change my perspective
>who needs drugs? my perspective is as sharp as my blade!
>I don't use drugs to change my perspective
I hope all you hurricane bots evacuated. I don't want any of you to die. Make sure you bring your phone charger so you can still shitpost on the run.
It's about to hit, pretty big wind outside, I'm in Boca. Shuttered windows so im probably good, dreading power outage though. Any ideas on what I should do or should I just sleep through it
>So, what did you want to show me, Uncle Anon?
Reminder that little girls grow up.
>people actually believe this
Is Texas the robot state? Why?
>tfw live in shitty rainy grim Northern Ireland
>tfw don't live in lovely sunny Hawaii
>You will never surf on some sick waves and drink out of a coconut
>You can't even surf
fml, TV in the early 2000s made Hawaii look like the best place ever.
Where would you guys like to live?
>he fell for the sunshine meme
Listen to a man who lives near the Mediterranean sea. The sun fucking sucks. Palm trees are fucking ugly. Rain and clouds are comfy as hell. I'd trade places with you in a second.
>2 black people in my class
>get the worst grades
>do stupid shit
>they are dumb as rocks
>sleep in class
>one sits in the special desk and uses the restroom 4 times per lecture and complains
>the other is dumb as a brick and can't remember shit
>both fail tests big time
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You know why, OP.
>pic related is what niggers are good for
Shhhh,here's one of em now.
is it too much to ask for to have a partner these days to hug and cuddle and love?
>tfw to intellegent to be happy
>tfw so intelligent I tried to dumb myself down by huffing air duster
>tfw live in Florida
>life is shit but too pussy to off myself
>tfw Matthew will finally end it for you in your sleep
F I N A L L Y
>tfw too intelligent to drink
>tfw to intelligent to poison my mind and body
Fucking kek, I'm sure you are a master of the blade and quantum physics
>tfw too intelligent to not drink
it's the only thing that dumbs me down enough to be able to communicate with the proletariat
Are corndogs autism food??
2009 was 7 years ago.
>about to turn 25
>still have not finished undergrad
>no job lined up
>family hates me
>can't drink anymore because developing severe problem
I worked fucking hard for this degree, I better get a fucking good job or I'm going to kill myself. If I turn 30 and am not successful yet, I'll commit suicide then.
my older brother is in the same boat as you.
he graduated year 2009 and still hasn't got his undergrad. he's a narcissist that can't take responsibility for his life. he finally moved out a few months ago but his rent's being paid for still.
do your family a favor and just disappear.
>Be 19 y/o baby faced nigger
>Works at GameStop, but not right now because at uni
>Have a friend who's obsessed with Funko Pops
>We go to the mall to get some X-Men GameStop exclusive
>Friend calls me over for my employee discount
>"Heh, nice try kid"
>Employee rings up purchase
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>come to /r9k/ to look for skinny twinks
>the majority of you are either ugly or refuse to fucking shave
Can just one of you faggots be cute and skinny? wtf.
femsloots, how would react if a handsome male model stranger approached you from behind and slapped your ass?
i would giggle and bite my lip.
must have muscles, be tall, blonde and blue eyed to earn that giggle though.
With the rise of personality threads on here, I think it would be wise to open threads devoted to specific personality type.
So, any ENTPs? Any stories to share? Do you feel that your personality assessment is accurate?
I turned 18 a couple minutes ago.
Coincidentally, this also marks a decade since I first started obsessing over my oneitis, when she first introduced herself to me on my birthday in 2008.
Needless to say, she's long gone, and I'm still a kissless, hugless, handholdless loser.
Yet she's still in my mind every single day, and nobody else will ever compare to her beauty and grace.
It's been painful up until now, and I can only expect things to get worse from here on out.
Man up, faggot. I stopped caring about girls or relationships entirely when I was 12 or 13. You don't need women. I'm not trying to be mean, this is just the best advice: stop being an pussy
brayden i know you're here
come out of the darkness
she will never love you
I was walking to my part-time wagecuck job today and a nig in a car pulled over and asked if I smoked weed, I told him yes for some reason... he gave me his number and said he has good stuff and call him whenever, should I buy some tomorrow? Is weed a meme or does it make you feel good?