>intelligence agencies all over the world have your complete browsing history on their servers
>"I just gotta experiment and find myself before I settle down"
Why do whores say this shit to justify their general sluttery?
nobody is willing to correct them, even if it's for their own good.
You really just can't tell a woman not to be a slut. 50 other people will come behind you and tell her it's okay.
Daily reminder you will never be loved by a girl who looks like this
There is no worse feeling than having diarrhea
Hello guys I need your help. I was emailed this morning saying that Sears wants to give me an interview. The woman emailed me "thank you for your Sears application! After reviewing your info, I feel that you would 've a great addition to the Sears team. I would love to set up an interview at the store. If you are still interested in the position please let me know."
How do I reply without sounding fucking autistic.
god I have to write your email for you too faggot? MFW I am this for your right now
Thank you for your reply and I am definitely still interested in the X position. I am free to schedule an interview on X day, preferably in the (afternoon/mornings/evenings). If these times do not work for you, please email me back or call (your number here) when convenient.
Anon the massive dick gobbling baboon
Say hello, introduce yourself and reply in a friendly yet business like tone. Say you are still interested and if you have any responsibilities that would conflict with scheduling state them. Also remember to thank her and say that you're excited to be interviewed or some shit. Email doesn't have to be long, about the length that she emailed you desu. Good luck anon
How long has it been since you last showered rowboats?
>Redditor and teenage newfags flood /r9k/
>They think 4chan is actually right wing and racist
Easiest way to tell if someone is a redditor is to see if they take the racism meme seriously.
Only kids who got here after 4chan was in the news think it's anything but social satire.
No 4chan has always been racist, the graphs and charts and shit is cringey though, more so than 4chan's former racism which was just some kids relishing the opportunity to say nigger online without moderation
Better believe in a racist 4chan, anon
YOU'RE IN ONE.
Is balding the male equivalent of sagging tits?
Which female character in movies or series would make a great feminist(by great i mean psychopathic men hater)?
Chloe Price, she's already half way there. (She doesn't actually hate men, she's just angry about her own problems and is a lesbo) to bad she's so qt.
>Drank two bottles of nyquil last night because I heard there's a possibility it could kill me
>puked an hour later anyway
>looked it up in the morning that it probably wouldn't have killed me anyway
>tfw i cant even kill myself right
Use this fool proof method, if you do it right you'll go unconscious within a minute and its relatively painless.
>make an online friend through a videogame
>we run out of stuff to talk about in a week and he removes me
HOW DO I STOP BEING FUCKING B O R I N G
HOW DO I KEEP A FRIEND
WE HAD COMMON INTERESTS BUT HE WOULD JUST REPLY TO ME IN SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
seems like it was a problem with him, not you.
Either that or you didn't do well enough when it came to analyzing what he had interest in and making a conversation out of that.
Some people aren't meant to be friends.
>girl randomly quizzes you on her bra size, birthday, favorite hobby, favorite hangout, favorite season, favorite color, occupation, major, age, weight, height
You're a :
Pedophile and anime apologist
jee I wonder why these traits and political views are all present in the same people.
this is not a survey thread. contain yourselves
ihavent had sex since 1 months ago. why even live desu?
Anyone have the recurring fantasy of running away and joining the french foreign legion?
what was it like? i need to lose some weight but i'm considering joining the military.