>"Oh hurry up and take it already! You know how much I hate having my picture taken! Why are you taking it anyway? What do you mean? But why, I'm only wearing my regular clothes. I don't even have much make-up on. Aww, Anon stop you're going to make ma blush!"
Anybody here ever fuck a prostitute, if so how was it, worth it?
I really want to but I have a government job, so if I got caught I would probably loose my job.
Why do people like cuddling? Is it so weird I hate having another warm body pressed up against me, breathing on me, while I'm trying to sleep. I can't even enjoy it for the sake of being close while talking or watching a movie, it just makes me really uncomfortable.
Death is inevitable.
Why not do whatever you want, your gonna die anyways.
I get to live with them no problem cause monies
They die I inherit millions
I get whatever I want from them basically
Mfw gf lives with me and my parents don't care cause we got money
Life's great I do anything I want
There is this manlet beta from my faculty who used to orbit this hot girl. She became interested in me and started hanging out with me instead of him. This pissed the manlet off so badly that he's acting cold to me now, he was much more friendlier to me before. The girl now mocks him for his childish behavior.
I feel like I'm watching my beta self 6 years ago. I'll start carrying my hammer again to smash his skull in case he chimps out in the future.
Anon, are you nervous? You aren't a virgin, are you?
What're your parents like?
My mom drinks every night until she becomes a wreck crying and screaming to herself all night. She runs around the house making me and my dad miserable all day by yelling bitchy comments and she'll mumble rude shit under her breath every time she walks by you. For whatever reason she wears like 3 pounds of perfume and it's cheap shitty perfume. She wears so much that it's all I can smell and she leaves her door open right after spraying it for some reason. Everywhere she goes in the house a nasty old lady musk smell sticks....
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Am i the only one who jizzes my pants when i see women play guitar?
I tried alcohol for the first time, now my vision is blurry, I can't walk nor think straight and there's this fake sensation of happyness I know it's not actually real so I can't really enjoy it. How are you supposed to escape from reality using this? Not trying to be sarcastic, honest question. Any tips or something? Do I just drink more?
Is it safe to start using le tricky ruse man mask again?
Have the normies moved on?
any robots watch nascar? pretty neat to watch especially if you don't understand other sports
Who /bored of fapping/ here?
Why is it the only you meet a great guy, he's either taken or gay? Why seemingly the only available men out there are creeps and dicks?
Where have all the good guys gone?
But really how are you supposed to know? Women drop "hints" but if you have little or no experience with women you probably won't pick up on them.
>Not that into you
>Waiting that long to find out
>Not just fucking prostitutes up the ass
>With hoes you can tell she's into you by her . accepting your envelope of cash.
>Niggas realy need to stop wasting their time.
How to really find out
>she doesn't ever talk to you first
>she doesn't laugh at your jokes, no matter how your autistic brain thinks how funny they are
>over social media her responses are mostly short answers, and questions never go beyond and u? :)
>year 2000 was sixteen years ago
Only 4 more years until it goes into the "shit that happened a long time ago and is no longer relevant" file drawer along with all the other ancient shit.
The distant past just merges into a big ball with a few interesting things scattered around it.