Smokin weed in the woods with my bud.AMA.Will provide more info.
>doctors refuse to circumcise me at birth
>you will never live in Berlin with a qt
>you and your Germanfu will never be hip
>tfw a chestlet messages you on OkCupid
"Short guys aren't that bad. It's their self-consciousness and shortman syndrome that can be unattractive."
FUCKING stupid whores! Allow me to query you on this: what, of all possible things in this whole universe, do you think could cause short men to develop these mindsets? - Hmm? I couldn't even begin to possibly imagine.
Don't worry!!! Take your time --It will come to you, you stupid fucking whore....
Oh, YES!! IT'S THAT YOU TREAT US LIKE FUCKING SHIT! Bada bing bada BAM!!! tHERE...
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Sounds like someone is a bit upset.
Maybe it's because your short-man syndrome is acting up again.
Simmer down big guy.
If you're so smart, why haven't you solved all of your own problems yet?
You are what you say you are
It's almost 2016 and you haven't achieved anything that you wanted to do. You didn't find a gf, you couldn't move out of your parents house, you're stuck with a shitty mcjob. The worst part is that nothing is going to change next year, this is going to be your life forever.
>tfw only pretend to be a virgin to fit in
>Normies still believe they can help people in /r9k/
>TFW 1 match on tinder in 5 weeks
>its ur personality bro
>multiple qts show interest in becoming gf
>can't feel anything but disgust towards them
WHAT DID THIS PLACE DO TO ME
You obviously got the wrong message from this board, then. This place is for people who will swoon like chimps at the first girl who will show interest in them. We just hate women in general because they are all lying whores and won't talk to us.
Does anyone here have the simplest dreams that were completely smashed to shit by God but everyone around them has everything?
Literally all I wanted was a full hairline and a small apartment. That's literally all I wanted no millions of dollars or having women swarm me everywhere I go or unreasonably high expectations. I just wanted to be working class and have hair.
God is bad. God is evil.
>teacher goes around asking everyone what we want to be when we are older
>the boys are saying astronaut and F1 driver and other stuff
>women are saying host a talk show, super model, singer etc.
>friend says "a stable 9-5 admin job with health insurance benefits"
>class is stunned silence
>You've got to aim higher than that anon!!!!
>he actually got a 9-5 admin job and is very happy.
>tfw started spraying my bed with girls flowery deodorant
what the hell is wrong with /jp/?
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