Anyone want to play Risk with the USA?
OP will work the map, just state starting location, color, and the name of your empire.
Starting at 5 people, hope this fills tbqh.
I just want the diarrhea to end
that's what you get for fucking lady boys you fucking faggot
How about an infograph thread
Pls no bully, not at all
>Robot already smacked the shit out of me
>born in hunter society
>go hunting with your bros everyday
>have fun killing wild animals like a game
>come home and fuck a random female from the tribe
>spend all day talking to your tribe mates around the fire
>sing and dance the night away in joy
>born in modern day society
>live in iron cages everyday to slave away...
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The 90s are as far away today as the 60s were in the 90s
There are kids born after Boulevard of Broken Dreams who are having sex already
Find someone uglier than me.
Protip: You can't. I don't know how I haven't managed to kill myself yet. I just wonder why nature had to be so harsh on me. I was IQ tested at 88 too, and I have a 4inch dick erect. Literally nothing good comes out of me.
>tfw our reality is simulated and created by our original civilization in order to monitor all of their civilians and determine their mental status before they're incorporated into society
>yfw you die and wake up as an immortal futa titty monster and told your job starts tomorrow
>yfw no more 4chan
I mean statistically speaking that's far more likely, right?
What's the bigger assumption:
In an infinite amount of time no society has invented and done that
We truly are alone and our world is real
why do people on other boards call /r9k/ shit?
wheneven /r9k/ is brought up anywhere else everybody is really hostile towards it
what did we do?
Will you become self sufficient in 2016 and get a job /r9k/?
>tfw spent all my money on Benzedrex and dildos
>tfw nothing to eat
Well I really fucked up this time.
THE VERY WORST PART OF YOU
SO SEND THE PAIN BELOW (much like suffocating)
Speaking of pain below I shaved my ass the wrong way a bit ago, down to the skin, and now whenever I take a shit it feels like I just shat our hot coals. I have just recovered from the last bout with this terrible raging beast inside me. Luckily walking around and doing normal things isn't painful anymore, but god damn.
Any robots here who love mixing lemon or berries with their water?
taste good man.
Is anyone else in awe at how well pic related applies to life in general? Why is the earth such a teenage girl?
>Is anyone else in awe at how well pic related applies to life in general
It only applies to the life of a cuck who can't enforce his boundaries.
Dealing with shitty people and their unreasonable bullshit is a choice you make every time you let them get away with it.
tfw no bf
I'm sociable, I have hobbies, I have a job, I have my own place...
How do I find a bf that isn't some desperate 90 year old mexican looking for a green card? Everyone I ever meet just schmoozing around at work or bars or w/e is straight. What gives?
1 - they're whole MILES away'
2 - they're full of
francophones I can't fucking understand at all because my french is dogshit
2 - they're full of old people I don't want to bang, such as 90 year old mexicans looking for green cards