>get tinder match
>message her asking about her job and what she does
>the cunt unmatches me
That's what I get for attempting to be a normalfaggot. I hate women so fucking much holy shit.
Who /asmr/ here?
It's one of the only ways I can relax when I'm overwhelmed and stressed out.
Who else /socialanxiety/ here?
>Fat black kid at the time, transfer school cause of bullying
>Dad dies, we move houses
>Gay dad, was adopted
>Move to nice new neighborhood, no people my age, but whatever
>River rock landscaping spread in front of lawn, taking up a lot of space
>Dad makes me shovel rock
>First day moved in, girl and her mom show up
>Welcome us to neighborhood, etc
>Eyes focus on girl
>qt3.14, probably a 7/10
>Way out of my league
>She invites me to go swimming at her place(Her house in in front of a lake)
>Her house is just a few blocks away from mine, say I'll go
>Ditch work and shower and get ready
>Not obese, but overweight enough that I'm super fucking uncomfortable with my body
>Go to her house, she has a few friends over
>Both girls, one of them is a mixed black girl, same age as her, and her little sister, who was 10
>mfw I forgot that swimming meant girls in bikinis
>Get in water, play games like tag in water
>Meaning I would have to touch her
>Everytime I'm it, I go for her
>Instead of just touching her, I wrap my arms around her
>Hard as diamonds, don't think she notices
Fast forward a few weeks
>So she's over at my place with a few of her friends, we're playing truth or dare
>Her friend has been always talking about some thing called "birthday" around me, obviously some code for something
>One of the question gets asked, "Who would you date in this room
>Zoe says me
>Of course, she only said that because the room was full of girls, but whatever
>Eventually, things escalate and we start sort of dating
>We haven't kissed or anything, but held hands and cuddled
>I hadn't even really had many friends before, this was a big step for me
>Her mom lets me take care of the dogs when they go out on trips and stuff, get payed $200 for a week
>Zoe stops talking to me for some reason, I come to her house and her mom says she's not home
>Start getting really paranoid, thinking that she hates me
Have you told your brother how much you love him today fembots?
>tfw used to do that kind of stuff to my NEET brother back when he was at home and I was in highschool
>tfw even though my older sister is sort of a mess she's got it way more together than I ever will
Got a job and an apartment and a car and even a small dog. She's like a real person.
>woke up at 14:00
>it is now past 2am
>been up for only 12 hours
why the fuck am I tired
I don't want to sleep but at the same time, I really want to
Hey, I'm on holiday until the 10th so I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
At the moment I just mince around in pyjamas talking shit to women on online dating websites. In fact my biggest fear at the moment is this crazy hot blonde brazilian chick that wants to video chat with me over skype but I live nexdoor to my parents and grandma on opposite sides of my room and this house is the least soundproof in the western world. So I'm avoiding her. But I wonder how long I can avoid her before she loses...
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Well fucker, its 2 fucking am, you cant not be tired at that time unless you just waked up from sleeping a lot. And I mean anything less than 7 hours (may vary from person to person) will make you feel like shit, since we are hardwired to be asleep at that time. You cant really do much.
Why the fuck are Persians so attractive?
>tfw no persian gf
Robots, what are your fetishes?
Im into weird shit and i want to know more people like me here.
What weird shit are you into?
I have a very specific fetish, I like to see girls enjoying the disgusting. Anything that entails. I like the reversal of it. People normally enjoy nice clean things, so I like to see girls finding pleasure in abject disgust.
I never had an explanation for it before, but there's a similar theme in hindu tantrick practices, people giving themselves to disgust in order to attain ultimate power. There's power in disgust, in filth, in being able to completely reverse...
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>tfw my older sister beats me up and makes me smell and lick her feet.
I hated my childhood, hope that bitch dies.
Who else had evil siblings?
>That old older sister that would masturbate and torture you by moaning loud enough to give you blue balls
Why are women so much more interesting to men as men are to women? no one ever answerd V Wolfs question
>tfw no belly gf
pretty exciting knowing there could be girls with nice big bellies reading this RIGHT NOW
You're under the false impression that there are any women here, and even if there were any they'd have ugly bellies.
thread from yesterday. the scrooges that run my plant layed everyone off for a week now I'm bored as fuck. any ideas? already sewed this doll of myself
What are things you do that could put you on a government watchlist?
>watch ISIS propaganda videos
>obsess over serial killers, Nazis and terrorists
>post on Stormfront
>Be me in 7th grade
>Saw X-men Origins: Wolverine in theaters
>The next day at school, overhear middle school Chad say that he saw the movie too
>Get excited and go to the library
>Hop on computer and create a 24 question quiz based on parts of the movie I remembered
>Print it out and run it over to him
>"Here Chad, I heard you watched the new X-Men too...uh..."
>Slam test on his lunch table and slink a few tables away
>Watch him expectantly for the rest of lunch
>See him throw it away as he left the lunch room
I fucking hate myself for this every day.
I thought it was a good opportunity to become friends.
I would also use the bathroom in the lunch room which happened to have no doors on the stall. (Everybody else went into the hallway bathroom to shit)
The cool kids would go in there to talk about their drinking and week smoking. Whenever somebody would walk in while I was squeezing my cheeks, I would yell "AAAAAAAA" like pic related so they knew I was in there, and not to go far enough to see into the stall.
Where did my life go so wrong?
Don't even have lighting in this bathroom
I'd say it started when you began barricading yourself in the bathroom with microwaves.
Would it be possible to stream on twitch full time and start making enough money to live off of within 2 years? I feel like I would be semi-entertaining and im not incredibly ugly so I think I could make it work but how likely would it be for me to get lucky influxes of viewers?
Absolutely. If you stream 5-7 days a week and average 500-1000 viewers you should get by.
And don't hope for 'lucky influxes', stand out from the crowd. Preferably by being better or funnier than the rest.