If you do, what fetishes are you into?
you like my drawing? it's for a zine me and a friend are writing
>tfw too pervert to ever find a GF, no matter how good or bad I might look, how much status I might have or not have...
>girl in store wishes me a merry christmas
>spend christmas alone and depressed
Who else /absolutelyfiendish/ here?
>Be on wrestling team sophomore year
>Turboautist so no one likes me
>Decide to get back at them
>Buy several packs of condoms
>Everyday before practice open one condom and discretely place it on wrestling mats
>People start quitting team because they think someone is having sex on the mats everyday
>Senior year only 8 people on team, I am team captain because...
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>go to /a/
>complain about weeaboos posting anime pics
>absolutely hate fem"bot" and female here threads
>bump 'em anyway so other anons get mad
got worms in my brain
>I just think it's funny how
wtf they mean with that?
ITT post your 2 elements and your super power
>ice and shadow
Too lazy to get up, too awake to sleep.
The clock's ticking, fembots.
I don't want children right now. It seems selfish to have your own anyway. If I do find myself with an urge later in life, I plan to adopt so I can help and love a child who is in need.
Wtf is r9k.
>Posts a gif from a mainstream youtuber
>Wtf is r9k
I honestly can't tell if this is b8 or if today is your first day on /b/ and you somehow made your way over here after finding that gif in a YLYL thread.
Welcome to r9k! :p XD
Find yourself at home! :P There's always plenty of space free
Most of members XD enjoy posting on r9k or they are DEAD XD :p :)
d-does this apply to you?
Seems like none have time for me ever
Anybody hear have any last resorts before suicide?
I plan on starting hrt if life gets anymore shit. I already have them, just havent taken them yet.
I've made a sort of Faust-like deal with myself, but the reverse. In Goethe's Faust, Faust makes a deal with the devil that should the devil be able to make him enjoy himself, the devil may take him to hell. I've told myself that should I by 30 not have enjoyed myself, I will go to hell. A couple of years left to go, not looking too good tbqh. Already have it all prepared.