Hey NEETie! How's the comfy bed? Did you remember to clean out your piss bottles and poop buckets this week? Any new sales on Steam lately?
>how long until your parents die and leave you their money and house?
>enjoy your time while you wait, us wagies will plod along without you
>wonder what I should spend my paycheck of $2000 on?
>so many choices! And my bank account is at $30,000! I could go buy a house tomorrow if I wanted!
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Starting a bit early tonight, last night nobody from 214 showed up
Post area codes, find a robot friend, someone to document your autism
>tfw no one wants to play co-op games with you and every thread devolves into hate and gay stuff
>spent 24 hours in the last 3 days playing dayz
im a productive member of society
Does anyone want to play Borderlands or Warband or Rocket League
>tfw best personality type
What's your personality type anon?
Im an intp and intp is objectively worst.
We are lazy, socially retarded, and we have no motivation. Not only that we overthink things to the point that past bad social expiriences will haunt us for the rest of our life. Intj is the personality type of psychos and serial killers, its far from the best but intp is probably the worst overall.
I'm sorry for acting like a smug paki, it's a defence mechanism for when I feel as if I'm under attack and not prepared to deal with the issues being raised
>tfw too mature to enjoy anime
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy anime
>instead of money being circulated for shitty whore goods and markets, its now circulated to perpetuate glorious anime
It's time to get with the times son.
Give me a few animes that doesn't contain moe-shit, cringy ecchi bullshit and characters doesn't overreacting like a bunch of faggots
Then I will change my point of view about Jew-nime
Fuck it ...
Original fucking let me post goddamn it
what do you think about horsecock aesthetics?
I find it to be the least offensive of the animal cocks
it's that time again
this time, I review an overly hopped amber ale https://youtu.be/LUArGy0vuPk
post your poison, robots
Who's all having some sips to take the pain away tonight lads?
>Tfw I'm not sure I'll ever be out of my own way
>Get water bottle
>Drink half of water
>Replace with vodka
>Add some flavor enhancer, like Mio or something so I can stomach it
>Get very drunk
>I had problems?
>Happy until sober
Worst experience of your life?
Although I can't quite talk. Probably the time I got asked to give a speech and forgot the whole thing before arriving. Fortunately I can talk on the fly, but it was mediocre. Thing is, only the month before I gave the graduating speech for college honors graduation and I did amazing without a script. People loved it, laughter and all.
>the urge to fap to THAT again comes back
my fucking sides
oh god that's fucking beautiful
Do guys dislike girls under 4'11"?
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER.
I'LL EAT THE SAME FOODS OVER AND OVER I DON'T CARE. I JUST WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT.
PLEASE HELP ME.
3 eggs. 1 cup oatmeal
3 hours later eat 6 oz of ground turkey and a veggie and 1/2 cup of brown rice (if before 12:00 PM)
3 hours later. 6 oz turkey and veggies
Repeat every three to four hours. Only eat the rice or quoienwa before 12 or 1 pm
try and work up to drinking a gallon of water a day. Your body needs excess amounts of water to burn fat.
Put olive oil or sunflower seed oil on all your meals. but only a little bit. Try and avoid excess salt. mustard tastes very good on turkey and with the oil.
Post yer eyes.
>tfw circumsized because my mom thought it looked better
>tfw at least no smegma
You're not allowed to be upset about it.
Your penis is not yours to decide on. Women own our bodies and choose what to do with them. Accept this.
How long have you been on 4chan, and how has it impacted your life?
I've been on 4chan every day since I was 13 (21) now, maybe it made me more critical and more impervious to criticism? Being in a community that's based around content creation was probably good for me. It's tough to remember now...
Been using for roughly 5 years, certainly made me more cynical probably helped in lowering self esteem with increased consciousness of race and height but it has given me quite a few laughs over the years
post women who are 5'10" or taller
shes 6ft but age 17 so plz no fapping or ur a pedo
To those of you who aren't virgins...how does it feel? Do you feel that a pressure has been lifted or do you not give a shit?
I lost it nearly exactly 2 years ago and have done nothing with anyone else or that person since.
I can't even remember what intimacy was like at this point. I feel the exact way I did before I had lost it.
My best friend was murdered.
He was literally all I had. What the fuck do I do?
I want to fucking murder the evil excuse for a human who took his life, I am so angry /r9k/. I don't know how the fuck to go on when before he was always there for me.
He was the only one I had, now all I have is you guys. I feel like shit, robots.
I actually know this feel
>friend was shot selling an ounce of weed to someone he didn't really know
>he lives and goes to the hospital, they fix him up, goes home
>dies less than a week later of a pulmonary embolism
im so sorry man I hope you can find some peace in this shit time, hang in there
>pop some pills
>smoke a cig
>take a few shots
ITT: Top names for girls
Post your current vidya playings
I'm enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would.
I bought the new hitman since blood money is one of my favourites but it ran like shit on my mid level pc so I got a refund and bought this instead as I heard it was fantastically optimized (it is).
I held off buying it for a while since everyone said it was unfinished and that the story was unsatisfying.
This may be true...but holy fucking moly. DAT GAMEPLAY MAN
LOOK AT ALL THE FOOD SHE IS EATING OMG XD SLAY
What was your 18th birthday like, robots?
I went out to a restaurant with my family. For the rest of that night I got drunk in my room by myself watching shitty anime. It was pretty good.
I spent my 18th birthday in a hospital with my balls being swollen. The left one were potato-sized, bigger than my palm. Analysis was clear. Of course they were, being KHV. But at first it shrinked to pea size, insanely painful.
>literally worst time in history to have closet coulrophilia
Wow I wonder which one is preffered by women
Lol, I just love those asian male race bait threads that are being spammed lately. It's like comedy because you can't take it seriously
Not white by the way. I'm just saying that because it's obvious you want to bait whites and I just want you to know that it's my unbiased, impartial opinion that nobody takes asian """males""" seriously. When males are competing in a social setting, the one random asian guy in the group won't even cross anyone's mind as an actual competitor.
Oh and to answer the question...
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Well the answer is obvious regarding what East Asian girls prefer
ITT: We make fun of the people in Hurricane Matthews path.
Hopefully the hurricane causes a lot of destruction and kills a lot of people in florida.
Do you like the police? I talked to a few people today (all white) and they fucking hated them. They were all under 24.
post what song you're listening to right now