Tick tock there goes the sound of the clock!
I honestly find it funny that neets are so dillusional that they think I'd be jealous of living with my parents and doing nothing but shitpost.
Was he every girl's first crush? If you talk any chick who used to like Yugioh when they were younger, they'll always say they loved Kaiba. I can see why.
Tall. Least taller than that manlet Yugi.
Wealth. CEO of a goddamn company before he's 20.
Only cares about his little brother and a children's card so he's not thirsty at all.
Has a "don't give a fuck" attitude.
Has a great English voice. Wonder how many panties the VA got wet.
Basically a bad boy.
Was he their first Chad?
Wagecucks are worthless pieces of crap. They should be caged and treated like animals. Wagecucks are useless and as disgusting as the scum in my shoe or my NEET diarrhea after a healthy Subway Sub. Fuck you Wagecucks. All you do is ruin everything you touch. One day, us NEETS will have you as our personal slaves forever.
how do u make friends?
>just b urself anon :D turst me it'll work
I'm a proud NEET and I'd just like to say thank you. I know there are a lot of threads teasing you and putting you down (probably all posted by the same person) and I just want you to know it means a lot to me that you work a job so I don't have to. You make life worth living. You're the yin to my yang. I love you forever and always. Stay strong.
>"Girls love men who play instruments, it's a great way to show their skill."
Girls love men who play the right instruments. Why did I have to choose the most autistic and beta of them all? (pic related)
Has anyone else fucked up like me?
This girl just served me at red robin. I saw her and immediately recognized her, but couldn't rerember where I saw her. She goes by a different name that i dont rerember, the resturant was in salem, and she has pink hair now. This further reinforces te truth that most women are whores, even though they might seem like normal members of society.
Starting this thread with an obvious one.
Here's another obvious one.
you are the reason anime is dead
What do white people eat? Me guesses balogna and cheese sandwiches with a lot of miracle whip. Onion and ranch Pringles?
>Onion and ranch Pringles
White dude here. Do they make these? I've never seen them but I'd love to try them.
Also we eat ethnic food (mexican, chinese, indian) since thats the extent of how cultured we are.
I've had a thought about this. Stores only bother keeping stock of what sells. There's lots of stuff in stores that make me think, wtf, who eats that? That's your answer, the stuff that makes you think wtf. White people eat that because they're the majority and eat enough of it to make the store keep it in stock.
Anyone else given up on ever losing their virginity or having a gf?
>crush breaks up with boyfriend
>friend tells me to wait to ask her out so you won't be rebound guy
>gets a new boyfriend
>been with him for 3 years
Fucking kill me
>listens to advice from females
You got what you deserve.
The people who know worst about how to get a girl, are girls themselves.
That kid thread
You guys are honestly some of the only friends I have in this world. I got super super lucky at my wagekek job and met a girl that was pretty autistic like me. We started hanging out and it was awkward at first but we eventually grew comfortable around each other.
Fast forward and our boss at our job is a young wieght lifitng type chad. He always has girls come visit him at work, differnt ones all the time. I found out for a fact that she fucked him in his office last week.
I am scared that I will never find another girl, should I just cuck out and stay with her? Or leave?
Thanks for your answers.
I really don't want to bring any attention to her, even if I chose to leave I want whats best for the both of us.
Fuck man, that guy doesn't even have to try and he just takes my one shot
Who else /BrainGoneToShit/ here?
>always straight A student in HS
>good grades in Uni before I dropped out sophomore year
>just tried to read a book
>15 pages an hour
>trying to learn a language
>relearning the same intro stuff every day
>every time I learn a new concept I forget an old one
I feel you brother.
Five years ago I used to be a straight-A student on track to become a doctor. Now I sit here and just jerk off, play vidya and work a dead end job. I hate going to sleep because I have to think about what happened. People say I'm too young to experience this kind of regret but what do they know.
Well that's my rant over. How are you coping with this new life OP?
Im working a dead end job slightly above minimum wage. I was trying to start reading just so that I could feel smarter than people in some way, but I honestly think I became retarded.
I always thought ADD was BS when kids in school were always taking adderall, but maybe I have it now. Its like I cant even listen to a full song without getting bored halfway through, I cant even escape with video games without losing interest after an hour.
I watch a lot of porn because its all that can hold my interest, and...
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My mother wants me to settle down with a single mother, help.
>anom, you are earning good money with your job, stop wasting it with videogames, why dont you find a girl and marry her?, you can help "sarah" for example, she has two sweet little boyd that I'd gladly call my grandchildren".
Fellow robotos I swear she said this on the morning.
because we want the female versions of ourselves
women who like the same things we do, are virgins, and hold the same values
but they all choose to go after chads or semi-chads because being female gives them inherent social value in this fucked up world
but chad won't stay with them, so he pumps and dumps, leaving her to be a single mother
and at that point she is no longer the female version of us, she has abandoned the things we liked and found attractive about her, just to have her 10 minutes...
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