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Hop on in, order a drink, share your story or just lurk comfortably in the corner.
The jukebox is playing some smooth jazz:
pay your protection fee bitch or ill ram my fist up your ass
Good evening robots.
How could a gentleman of fine disposition go about seeing a persons private facebook details.
You know...for reasons.
Create a carefully-crafted fake Chad profile, befriend a bunch of people (but not too many), and then add her.
I've done it and it worked, but took a couple of days to look trustworthy to be accepted
>tfw no qt milky pale gf
any type of red hair 2bh
>2017 is less than a month away.
Ahh, another completely unsuccessful year in the books. A year full of failures and broken promises to myself. I've grown accustomed to this feeling.
I feel like this years memes was a one off thing. Im not too optimistic about next year. Apparently trump might go back on his word. Still better than Hillary tho
>Tfw your death is two years overdue
at least it wont be 2016
u will pay for this
The ball is here, Anons. Ask and you will be answered. Dubs are the worst of Kek, chaos applies
Alright...will I stop living like a ghost in 2017, 8-Ball?
last three digits are the number of days that you have until you die like pic related
friend just said he wanted this tattoo on social media, whats a funny and honest response?
that he shouldn't forget one of these pussy magnets to go with it
or idk its a pretty fucking gay tattoo though
>wants an honest response
>needs someone else to tell him what to say
>It's an "Anon spends 30 minutes in front of a mirror trying to style his hair so that it hides his ridiculously receded hairline" episode
My girlfriend has tinder on her phone and she sees no problem in having it. She says that she's using it just to talk to new people. I explained to her that I wasn't comfortable with it, exactly like that and she got defensive on me. I tell her, "I'm your boyfriend. The fact that you're talking to multiple guys while being in a relationship with me is a bit of a red alert." Little did I know, she's met a few of the guys off this thing but there's no "romantic intent" for these meetings. I can't be the only one seeing something wrong here. This has really been fucking with me for the past couple of days. I don't see her as the kind of girl to cheat on me but this is just scaring the shit out of me.
Hey robots, I just got this bundle
I've never played uncharted, is it worth playing or should I sell it?
>finally got a qt Chinese Gf
How can white womem compete?
Enjoy finding out she has 2 other men she whites herself out to.
They have the least morals, you complain about white girls being degenerate and yet you go date a Chinese girl?
This is real cognitive dissonance
Are you are real enough man to handle this ass?
Bonus points if no make-up
>you will never feed a girl to morbid obesity
Every fat chick is already fucking some closet fetishist Chad
woah what da fuck robots these days why you ought kys and take a ew fatties with you
We can't kill fatties, graveyard space is limited
anyone else turning 30 next year?
please tell me I'm not alone
Is it weird or unheard of to kiss someone in less than a month of dating them?
If it is, how long should you usually wait before trying to kiss them?
Also, is it weird to tell someone you love them within a month of dating them?
this is a comfy server, everyone is allowed as long as they don't cause drama or spam. please join us if you too are waiting for death to come
ITT: Music that makes you feel good
>yfw you're on /r9k/ and you see an anon post something racist/sexist/ableist/homophobic/Islamophobic/transphobic
Would you rather date
A) A sociopathic white nationalist who laughs about the holocaust, fire bombed several black churches and plans on poison gassing a native American reservation just for kicks (but looks like pic related).
B) A black girl
Some of you are alright. Don't go to McDonald's tomorrow.
be honest, how many of you have facebook, tumblr, and reddit accounts?
i know its more than you faggots will admit to
what do you use your social media accounts for?
i dont have any ats how the feds get ya
Can you knobs get into the habit of making threads? It's not hard
i just made my 1st one check it out you tea drinkers
What's a comedic way to kill myself?
Put /r9k/ in the tags and let's all meet there
>its a black screen conversation
Yo r9k so im .5 off from passing this class after finishing with finals. The ta does the homework grading and he was letting people redo it late it at his office hours but I didnt have a car at the time so i didnt bother. You think he would let me resend it in just for a 17% (all i need to pass)?
stop making this board all about women jesus fuck just join the weird xd facebook community you pussies
fuck you feminazi cunt wanting guys to wear stockings kys
why haven't you transitioned into becoming a girl yet, /r9k/?
pls become a qt girl and become my gf already
because traps and trans are mentally ill beta males who need help not incouragement to degen get a real girl
I look like bigfoot.
>tfw everyone assumes you are Dom when you just want to be cute sub lesbian for loving mommie dommie
i will be back guys but tonight i sleep and ill dream up the big score for tomorrow
thanks np wanna join my gang
Hey robots what is ego death like, im going to take some drugs with kids I knew back in highschool and they told me that it causes ego death a fn it sounds scary as fuck
Please im scared
its what monks strive for and hip kids think they can achieve through drugs when in reality they don't and are just numb during the duration of the drugs.