Does anyone else fantasize about just leaving your current life and train hopping away? Having no home, no family, no obligations, no society, no anything. Just you and the world. Go where you want. Sleep on the trains, travel the country, perhaps even cure your social anxiety while you're out there.
>Presenting as a girl
>Boarding cruise ship to the Bahamas
>Captain says "All aboard, SIR"
>it LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING MOVES
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Who here /repulsivetomen/?
>tfw men would rather fuck a dog than to touch you with a stick
>tfw surrounded by qt girls
>tfw I wouldn't touch me either
doesn't exist. You women were created to be pleasing to men. Literally your purpose in life is to be with a man and serve him. Because man can do everything a woman can do x10 better. Women were literally designed in almost every way for a man, and this isn't true for a man.
i used to be like that
>get gud with makeup
>find your style and own it
>don't be fat
that's all you have to do. i'm an ugly, flat chested, talentless, boring, autistic wageslave, and even i have a bf.
ITT: post God tier robot rappers
an actual robot before he got famous
totally, how is travis scott a robot?
watsky is pretty good if youre in the right mood, his lisp makes him a little cringey sometimes tho
Reminder that it's impossible to be trans and that there is little to no evidence that you can be a different gender in another body.
All trans people are delusional and you are ruining society.
Am I seriously the only robot who doesn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about trannies?
The way I see it, it isn't much different than dyeing your hair or wearing a certain style of clothes. It's your body, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it and put whatever the fuck you want on it.
But if I think that you, personally, look goofy as shit, then I'm going to goddamn well tell you so.
>a girl will never spill spaghetti around you
Feel with me.
I have seen women spill spaghetti around Chad.
>taking drama class because fuck it
>actually be good at drama
>Stacy also good at drama
>constantly get paired up with her for groups
>she asks me to be in her group
She is 3/10 face, 8/10 body
What do /r9k/?
100% of drama chicks get fat and get into anime and le tumblr randomness
also 3/10 body? why are you even considering
what is stacey about this girl
heres a redpill for you:
who /tame impala/ here
lonerism is literally robot core
my favorite song on the album
Lets do one of these, I wanna see what you guys have
same amount of effort into this as i put into everything else in my life
Who else here /lowtest/ and their doctors won't do shit about it? I've tested at the very lowest of the "acceptable" range three times, still won't give me shit.
I'm still dealing with unexplained chronic pain after cancer and have fuck-all for energy. I still have to live with my parents and drown in my virginal misery when I hear them fuck every weekend in the room above me because I can't even make it through a half time job to afford a shitbox place of my own.
>here, take this antidepressant
Fuck you, I don't need to get any fatter or more tired, kill my boner, ruin my mouth, block my shit up ... AND I'M NOT FUCKING CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I'M IN REAL PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN.
I'm way too much of a pussy to do anything illegal, how do I convince my doctors to at least let me TRY?
>I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LAZY FUCK. EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS I RAISED YOU, AND YOU COULDN'T DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITHIN THAT TIME PERIOD?
>mfw I have $60,000 saved up from wagecucking
>mfw I have prepared myself for this day
Heh, I'll never be a normie like you mom
>2012 was 4 (FOUR) years ago
Why don't you robots try Buddhism?
>live in a monastery with other monks
>clean and cook occasionally as your "rent"
>live there for free and eat healthy
>live away from normies and society
>find peace and tranquility
>become enlightened someday
This is fine. There's nothing special to be gained by practicing Buddhism. But for most people on this board (who are not amused with their life) it should be an appealing prospect.
>fapping for 2+ hours
>tfw high on amphetamines
>tfw just had the most satisfying fap in the world
>tfw had a vibe in my ass, jerking my semi-hard boner for an hour
>tfw imagining my ex-gf pounding my ass with a strap-on while she made me call her Mommy
Fucking shit, I'm still shaking, guys.
This will be the first of a sort of series I hope to start with the goal of sharing some useful insight on dealing with women and life in general as a robot.
I'm well aware that this thread will come with endless accusations of being an impostor NEET, a normie, and of course a massive faggot but as someone who grew from the depths of this place spending endless hours on here self-loathing and questioning the universe to becoming a fulfilled adult, I wanted to provide a lifeline for the few who are looking for it that I wish I had a few years...
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>"ask me anything"
I'm also fucking triggered when people say that on here.
just tell us shit, I don't have any questions off the top of my head about anything and everything when you can't even answer 99.99% of "any" questions.
I was. Contemplated suicide many times in high school. Not something really worth proving to you.
Well if you had something to ask that process would be easier but you're right. I should take a more active approach in this. Thanks for the feedback.