A fairy transforms you into an adonis
Women fall at your feet.
Chads look on with bitter envy
You hold court in the highest echelons of society.
BUT...the moment your penie even touches a vagoo you will lose everything.
>autistic shit you did as a teen
>sister has friends over
>get an idea
>blast Arab money on the radio
>run into the room
>throw money in the air
>try to do lap dance on hottest one
>she looks disgusted and tells me to stop
>I stop and walk out
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Fat piece of shit here.
I've been running everyday for the last week, 30 minutes a day, with a 1 minute sprint every 4 minutes.
I also cut off sodas and shit food, I eat chicken, turkey, fruits, vegetables, wheat and eggs.
I've done this routine (increasing difficulty with more sprint, up to 1 hour) once for like a month and a half and got some nice results but gave up after injuring my ankle and not being able to even walk for two weeks.
I'm getting back at it slowly and was wondering, do you guys think I should also lift? Cause I'd love to be big with little body fat%, but I feel so exhausted after running... and I want to burn my fat more than gaining muscles.
I also run at home, on my treadmill, which is very convenient, and going to the gym through the subway to lift sounds like such a pain..
Maybe I should lose my fat first, and then lift?
ITT: Autistic shit you do
How do you make a girl crave your dick and only your dick?
im literally cryn tears
>tfw no average gook gf
this one even listens to punk
>he's over 18 and still a virgin
Red flags for boys thread
>have to have sex to lose virginity
>have to not be a virgin to have sex
European that doesn't know any black people and has never talked to any black person here:
Are there really "Uncle Toms" like that Uncle Ruckus? Not comedy of course but still:
ones that totally hate their own race and worship white people?
i lost my shit at this
>"I'm smart but lazy"
>"I'm bad at math"
How many hours do you sleep, robots?
Go to bed by 4am and wake up at 3pm so thats 11 hours.
Well now that you say it I sometimes dont even sleep at all. By 4am Im still awake and at 6:30am I have to work at a shitty cashier job three days a week.. so I dont bother sleeping and keep browsing my vietnamese forums
Today is Christmas time, right? Can I open my presents now?
How do you get over a girl's past?
What personality type are you, /r9k/
>INTJ master race here
>tfw dad is unwrapping sister's present right now
Can hear everything in my room