So, uh, how do I fix my dick?
I've always wondered why suicidal people don't do this?
I mean if you live in a shithole where you can't save up for a few grand to go nuts then I understand, but anywhere else and you should at least be giving yourself a serious send off just before you kill yourself, surely?
So, you guys can't ALL be 100% unsuccessful and/or undesirable to women. What are some times you were successful with a girl, or a girl showed interest? Missed chances and general autism are welcome too.
What is your dream that you hope to accomplish one day?
Whether it be through killing myself or escapism or improving my situation
Sail the atlantic ocean solo or with my best friend
Publish some of my poetry and short stories, I currently have wrote at least 5k pages of stories and a few notebooks filled with poetry, But i doubt anything will come of it
Get vanilla legacy servers back
>made a post with a spelling mistake
Better lay low for the next couple of days. Anyone else?
>it's directed at the wrong anon
>delete it and feel bad
>only drink black coffee
>drive a stick shift
>use straight and safety razors to shave
>order my steaks rare
>know how to throw a football
>change my own oil
>put bacon on everything
who else /man/ here?
You're a faggot and are using internet memes to make yourself think you're "alpha"
Ive known men who were ski guides and had pulled men out of avalanches but looked like they fixed your computer.
it's drinking thread time yet again
this time, I have an Argentine white wine. here is my review https://youtu.be/Gc8EskBjRXc
post your poison, robots
My cousin got in deep legal shit, and left behind the dregs of his attempt to become a bartender.
I've been trying to put certain elements to use.
So tonight I'm having blue caracao, a fresh lemon, sprite, and white rum.
The blue's a bit disconcerting.
i just turned 21 a few days ago
Could you share your wisdom of drinking safety
such as preventing hangovers and going past the no return?
I really want to try alcohol but i feel like ill over do it and get really sick
I'm a little hooar from hebron indiana
im dying alone edition
>forget to take off trip and post in "Faggot thread"
kill me my dudes
Why do people shop at Target?
My local Walmart is mega ghetto and there have been active shooter scenarios there. Independent grocery stores are extremely expensive and have worse hours. And the clothing at Target is way better quality than any other comparable department store.
Same reason people run virus prone Microsoft OSs, man -- they're trying to signal to other normies/retards that they're le special snowflake and are not like the rest of rhe [bold] stupid sheepel [/bold].
What type of shoes do you guys wear? Why do normies think that comfy shoes are autistic??????? pic related
my kicks. only pair i actually like
I used to have a pair of vans, but someone stole them.
Here er go again mah nignogs
>what's your poison?
>do you think you're addicted / could do without?
Currently on about 100mg of the left, to test it out, feeling preeeeeetty damn nice.
Write a letter to someone who may (or may not) read it bread. Include initials if desired.
i really like you alot and i just cant rationalise or convince myself to just leave everything as it is
you say its impossible but you dont/cant give it a chance
you dont want the same as i do, as i envision us both, and it sucks that we will never be more than friends
I don't understand you at all. You seemed into me and turned out you weren't. I don't really see you much but that's probably a good thing for me. Sometimes you look like complete shit and I want to tell you everything Is going to be alright, maybe even give you a hug but you probably wont let me. Anyway I hope you do well for yourself. You seemed like a real girl so I hope you find what you're looking for.
>no one tells you to "man up" or "stop being a pussy" when you feel sad about it
>no one belittles your suffering by pretending to have cancer to seem deep and mysterious
>no one gets mad and brings up starving Africans when you complain about having cancer
>people sympathise and understand if you choose to kill yourself
>no one gives you shitty, unsolicited...
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Depression or whatever modern diagnosis your have for your social akwardness/anxiety is not "mentally ill"
Get over your self, man up, etc, this is all legit advice. Now that I've beaten my mental problems, I realize it was this easy all along. Not that the normal fags understand this, and I certainly don't expect you to understand anything when you're stuck in that pessimistic mindset.
Basically human beings have magic powers but you haven't figured yours out yet. Gl.
DIY Day Off Recipe:
>Skip all your classes for the day
>Pretend to be a NEET
>No profit at all
So basically ferris bueller's day off, except with two friends and in high school?
Aside from your hairstyle, clothing is the only significant part of your outward appearance that you completely control. So why not dress better? If any fellow robots have any fashion related questions, I'm qualified to give advice
I'm skinny as fuck.
Should I be self concious about my legs in skinny jeans and sweats? Would it be better to get a little heavier ir stay thin? 5'10, 135 Ibs
What kind of hackets look good worn over sweatshirts?
I don't give a fuq what I wear, so long as it's no labels/designers then I'm gud.
I like to think of my clothes as camouflage. It shields me from superficial shallow consumerist idiots, much like yourself.
Stay out of my path, Drone.
No, not all. Skinny is where it's at. Im 5'11" 135 myself so you can trust me on this.
You have a lot of freedom in what kinda jacket you could wear over a sweatshirt. There a lot of options and you can't go wrong provided you pick a somewhat fashionable jacket. I would recommend staying away from a blazer or overcoat unless it goes well with your other clothing
Who /self-hating and mixed race/ here?
Alright lets just get a simple answer, why do you whites have the most shit tier food? I don't even go to white restaurants anymore to eat because the food is so damn boring, I have to eat Indian, Chinese, Mexican or just anything that stays the fuck away from white "food".
Its the shit you somehow eat for dinner everyday
Would you date a girl who could bench press more than you?
What kind of question is that, seriously?
What are you doing at this very moment?
Fembots, did your male school teachers ever stare at your big breast? I mean it was had not to look
most women have experienced the right
you're the left
say you had a gun available to kill yourself with. it's loaded with one bullet and and you have the barrel in your mouth with your finger on the trigger.
what thoughts do you cycle through your head to finally get the courage to pull the trigger?
I can probably start improving my life by eating a little more healthy and go jogging once a day. Oh wait that literally doesn't matter because the woman I'm in love with doesn't love me the same way and that's all I want in life and I can never have it *bang*
>literally thousands upon thousands of qt Asian girls living in my city
>passed at least 30 on my walk today
>literal 10/10 godesses fucking everywhere
>not a single one of them would ever like me
There is JUST, there is FUCK MY SHIT UP, and then there is the unholy and unchanging reality that male gingers must live through every single day when literally no girls find them attractive.
Even though I'm on the lower side of average...
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that greek faggot did a good summery on why gingers are unattractive and also why they're more likely to convert to Islam and blow themselves up
What's the difference between a brick an a ginger?
The brick will actually get laid!
But in all honesty that sucks anon.
Maybe if you really do have the yellow fever try going to Japan or Korea. They'll see your eyes and hair and think your some alien sex god
How often do you meditate per day
My brain is naturally cursed with the tendency to zone out thinking about nothing and vapidly contemplate itself and call it 'elevated awareness of one's most intimate thought processes and one's immediate environment', but I try my best to keep it in check, so, I only effectively 'meditate' eight hours a day or so.
How do I as a manlet spic compete against a 10/10 white Chad.
What's your zodiac sign /r9k/?
It's not a good day
It's about to be paycheck day soon I'm feeling good
crippling apathy makes me just not care about life in general anymore. Feels good man
1 adult dead, 2 children injured.