>no friends in real life
>part of online community
>no friends in the online community
>no one responds when i say something
invisible in real life and on the internet
What do you expect us to say? Sorry no one found your thread interesting. In general if you have something to say then /r9k/ is a good place to be ignored. If you want attention you can always post memes and bait. Try a better board though.
Guys I am having a really bad migraine and this is the second day of it
I have been lying in complete darkness for hours
Ive taken the medication my doctor prescribed for me and its wearing off within an hour, so I use that time slot to eat, I took it 25 minutes ago and its coming back, any of you know the best way to get over one of these?
are these common? maybe you should look into your headaches a bit more
only thing that i can think of is extra strength painkillers and lots of rest, but i'm guessing you're past that. sorry to hear you're feeling crappy OP, hope you feel better soon.
Drink a cold coke, caffine helps it anon, keep quiet and calm and relax it will go away just might be a nasty one, I've never had them b4 but know many who do, make sure you eat and drink plenty of water
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Great thread, keep up the good work anon!
hey /r9k/ whats the best language to learn how to code? trying to turn my life around
What does pussy taste like?
>tfw I might've turned out normal if I hadn't seen this book as a child and developed a crippling forced feminization fetish from it
Do you think the guy who wrote it intended to infect the children reading it with his fetish so we would become trannies when we grew up and he'd have more tranny porn to fap to?
You must be high cuz I got the same fetish but have no desire to transition or be a girl. But goddame Google TooHotForFictionmania under the sixpacksite for some good shit
>ive been a girl in every sexual fantasy ive had since i was 12
Y-Yeah, I was just kidding heh, why would anyone want to become a girl, I mean, come on...
>tfw try to force myself to masturbate to the thought of having regular sex as a guy fucking a girl
>tfw give up after ten minutes of trying and start fantasizing about just being a girl instead
>tfw cum instantly after
How does one start a kickstarter or funding for something I feel people would sympathize with me especially men no one wants a penis they can't even use I want penis enlargement surgery but can't afford it and I've seen dumber things raise money I can't even pleasure a girl with the size of my penis.
For what it's worth I think your dick is pretty cute OP, but then again I'm a bisexual scum
Ask an ugly woman anything. You guys probably only hear about what life is like as a Stacy, if you want to know what it is like for an ugly girl I'll tell you about it.
As an ugly girl, why do you ignore ugly men?
You're ugly, you shouldn't have standards.
>tfw mormon family
>tfw guaranteed wife
More like guaranteed wives. Then you have to listen to all of them cunting at you all day and teaming up to pull your strings like puppetmasters.
Yes I know that's not a thing anymore; I just wanted to make a polygamy joke
>crushing hard on a mormon girl
>take her out on 2 dates
>she's going on a mission and doesn't want a relationship right now
Do humans have free will?
Here we go guys. If she replies, I'm gonna ask her why she rejected me. If she doesn't, well then I guess that will count as a reply, too.
STOP RIGHT NOW. I can guarentee the answer won't provide any closure and might make you feel worse than you already do.
>tfw no cute 14 year old girlfriend to marry
>14 year old
Motherfucker, have you ever been around a 14 year old girl in your life? They are the most insipid, annoying, fickle, faithless, irrational, infuriating creatures on god's green earth.
Women brag about how they can get anything they want by flirting. They can go into a bar without a wallet because dumbass and naive men will empty theirs for her.
Why do you pay for an attractive stranger's drinks? Ever?
If she's a nice white woman, not necessarily a stacy, I'll pay for it. If I got to know her for a bit.
I don't just randomly buy shit for people I'm not retarded.
You sound nice enough, I might buy you a drink
>Why do you pay for an attractive stranger's drinks? Ever?
I don't do it personally, but the idea behind it is that you need to buy them a drink to talk to them, and you need to talk to them to fuck them.
>TFW no qt short hair gf
>unsure if boy
>reverse image search
>mfw those tits
>he has a tomboy fetish
My nigga. My honorary nigga.
Short hair is muh dik, can't stand the short hair chicks that look like dykes though
..........how do I come out of my shell guys? I'm ready!
When you're in the heat of the moment make yourself be the first to speak. I at least get a rush of adrenaline whenever I talk to someone so it's not too hard to force myself.
>tfw made physical contact with a girl for the first time yesterday