What cliques were in your high school?
Why do women have to be complete shit wrapped in complete perfection
For those of you who missed out on some "life experiences" on time: do you feel annoyed when people comment on you experiencing them at a later point? Example:
>get a GF really late, mid 20s maybe
>"oooh look who finally got a GF! how cute"
It's just so patronizing. I'm not at that point yet, but I can picture some people being put off by that and giving up completely due to that.
But those are the people you surround yourself with, your "friends". They're not random one-time acquaintances. Completely starting from blank and replacing your social circle isn't a solution, is it?
What the actual fuck does this even mean?
Hello Folks, I returned yesterday from my family. Time for a new comfy thread - Share music on the jukebox, order drinks, talk shit, shoot the shit.
Also: "Any plans for new year?"
Me personally, I'll sit around on here and hope for some positive change in the new year.
this place is for hipsters
>not going at "the smoky pepe" for the jazz night
>that feel when no girlfriend at age 25 (twentyfive)
>that feel when no girl has ever hugged me at age 25 (twentyfive)
>that feel when no girl has ever kissed me at age 25 (twentyfive)
>that feel when no girl has ever had sex with me me at age 25 (twentyfive)
>that feel when no girlfriend ever at age 25 (twentyfive)
There are literally 12 year olds who have done more with a girl than you. Someone who was born when you had already been alive for 13 years may well have had sex by now.
How does it feel knowing that?
Everyone who gives birth to a child should be sent to the International Criminal Court to face crimes against humanity charges.
>we live in arguably the best and most peaceful time in human history
>it's still complete shit
>complaining about life when youre an over-privileged white male
>tfw finglet and wristlet
Is there any way to get wider wrists or fingers without getting fat?
Why don't you Britfags just get a dumb teaboo American gf?
Well, /r9k/, you gonna do something or are you gonna stand there and bleed?
I'm your huckleberry...
>Go for job interview
>Interviewer seems oddly amused by your presence
>About two thirds way through the interview, she rereads your application form, briefly glances at her co-worker and asks
"When was the last time you had sex?"
>smile and laugh
>answer question truthfully
>go on with interview
>near end of interview
>ask if they are aware of the equal opportunity employment act
>subtlety imply if not given easy job will seek legal action
How can I stop my dick from taking control? I want to be able to live without thinking about lewd thoughts all the time. I'm sick of being such a rotten lecherous subhuman.
You must become one with your dick, young'un. Only then will you achieve inner peace. Let your lecherous desires take control of your body until you pave a way to enlightenment.
Is it a agenda of the admins to delete any possible threads where people could get friends, thus keeping us all alone and forever robot? I just want someone to listen to ;-;
Why does everyone say /r9k/ has gone to shit?